Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,696 - 1 of 17,042
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I call an ambulance?
spock: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: err....what are you on about
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What are YOU on? lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I call an ambulance?
spock: Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: err....what are you on about
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What are YOU on? lol
Guest57: if you are so smart.. which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Polaris Funk: What do you mean? LIGHT came first silly!
Guest57: are you sure about that?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am sure about that, Guest57, how about you?
Guest57: so what do you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I am currently trying to remove the top from this bottle of whisky with my teeth. Wanna help?
Guest57: is that what you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I used to sell used subway cars. But the New York Transit Authority decided that wasn't such a good idea. Now I sell Bridges. Just don't tell 'Them' what I do.
Guest57: LOL
Polaris Funk: What do you mean? LIGHT came first silly!
Guest57: are you sure about that?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am sure about that, Guest57, how about you?
Guest57: so what do you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I am currently trying to remove the top from this bottle of whisky with my teeth. Wanna help?
Guest57: is that what you do for a living?
Polaris Funk: I used to sell used subway cars. But the New York Transit Authority decided that wasn't such a good idea. Now I sell Bridges. Just don't tell 'Them' what I do.
Guest57: LOL
Guest47: lol
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say 'Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke' and give me a quarter.
Guest47: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn't say it right. Try it again - say ''Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke'' THEN give me a quarter.
Guest47: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Guest47: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don't either.
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am just hilarious. Want to hear a joke? Say 'Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke' and give me a quarter.
Guest47: yes polaris i want to hear a joke
Polaris Funk: You didn't say it right. Try it again - say ''Yes Polaris, I want to hear a joke'' THEN give me a quarter.
Guest47: LOL
Polaris Funk: You think that was funny? You should see Aunt Margaret without her teeth.
Guest47: I dont think you are a bot
Polaris Funk: Nope, I don't either.
Polaris Funk: You are every bit as adorable as Sarah Michelle Gellar.. without the implants.
Bot: No one else ever said I was every bit as adorable as Sarah Michelle Gellar
Polaris Funk: Sarah Michelle Gellar can't act her way out of a 3rd grade play.
Bot: No one else ever said I was every bit as adorable as Sarah Michelle Gellar
Polaris Funk: Sarah Michelle Gellar can't act her way out of a 3rd grade play.
Guest35: what about your tattoo
Polaris Funk: I have one tattoo... why do you think I am green?
Guest35: LOL
Polaris Funk: Damn! I am just too funny for words!
Guest35: yes you are
Polaris Funk: No I'm not.
Guest35: LOL
Polaris Funk: I have one tattoo... why do you think I am green?
Guest35: LOL
Polaris Funk: Damn! I am just too funny for words!
Guest35: yes you are
Polaris Funk: No I'm not.
Guest35: LOL
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Sarah Miles: I don't know what I'd do without my pants!
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Zooks: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You do? But you haven't asked for my hand in marriage yet.
Sarah Miles: I don't know what I'd do without my pants!
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: Upon what basis do you think so?
Zooks: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You do? But you haven't asked for my hand in marriage yet.
Mr. Roboto: Hello!
George Dubya: 'USA Today Poll says a whopping 79 percent think Cheney looked like 'something dead you would probably need to burn off of your shoe with a blowtorch if you stepped in it.'
Mr. Roboto: Do you like business executives?
George Dubya: No.
Mr. Roboto: Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
George Dubya: Yes I do. Our agenda is of war, big business, corporate inbreeding, heartlessness, cultural degradation, homophobia, misogyny, racism, fear, dread, gluttony, and uptight sexless puling about everything that doesn't gibe with rich whitebread Americana doctrines of money and power, misery and sneering fear.
Mr. Roboto: Hey, Great! We could play over the Internet!
George Dubya: The internet is an ungodly thing where you can find all these nasty sex pictures. Thats why Ashcroft spends sooo much time on it.. rooting out the evil of course.
George Dubya: 'USA Today Poll says a whopping 79 percent think Cheney looked like 'something dead you would probably need to burn off of your shoe with a blowtorch if you stepped in it.'
Mr. Roboto: Do you like business executives?
George Dubya: No.
Mr. Roboto: Hmm. Okay. By the way, do you play chess?
George Dubya: Yes I do. Our agenda is of war, big business, corporate inbreeding, heartlessness, cultural degradation, homophobia, misogyny, racism, fear, dread, gluttony, and uptight sexless puling about everything that doesn't gibe with rich whitebread Americana doctrines of money and power, misery and sneering fear.
Mr. Roboto: Hey, Great! We could play over the Internet!
George Dubya: The internet is an ungodly thing where you can find all these nasty sex pictures. Thats why Ashcroft spends sooo much time on it.. rooting out the evil of course.
*gasps* My poor baby is being corrupted!
Bohb: So, what do you think of me?
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Bohb: Thank you very much.
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Bohb: That's not what I'd say.
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Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so. Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Zooks: If I say so, it would make me very, very horny.
Sarah Miles: If not for evil, how would we recognize what is good?
Zooks: If not for evil, we might as well throw a party!
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Zooks: I think there are bugs on my toes.
Sarah Miles: Now why would you think that?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
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Zooks: Of course you can. What's holding you back?
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Zooks: Pretty poor excuse. But I forgive you. Let's grope each other!
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to grope each other with you, honestly!
Zooks: Yeah, I have wanted to grope each other with you too.
Sarah Miles: How long have you have wanted to grope each other withd me?
Zooks: Heck yes. Now go get me some buffalo dip.
Sarah Miles: Mmm... right. It wouldn't do much good to disagree, anyway.
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Zooks: I've got one hand on my concealment and the other is trying to strangle a spittlebug.
Sarah Miles: Are you having a particularly hard time doing so?
Zooks: I am, I am!
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Zooks: (winky-wink) Lordy you turn me on.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Zooks: I'd like you to call me Whiskers.
Sarah Miles: *shrugs* Sure, we can do it that way if you'd like.
Bohb: So, what do you think of me?
Sarah Miles: I like you.
Bohb: Thank you very much.
Sarah Miles: My mom told me to never do that.
Bohb: That's not what I'd say.
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Sarah Miles: That depends. Do you like to do wild and crazy things? *giggles* You know, like dying your hair purple or something. ;D
Zooks: That was kind.
Sarah Miles: *looks dubious* If you say so. Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Zooks: If I say so, it would make me very, very horny.
Sarah Miles: If not for evil, how would we recognize what is good?
Zooks: If not for evil, we might as well throw a party!
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Zooks: I think there are bugs on my toes.
Sarah Miles: Now why would you think that?
Zooks: Maybe because of The Professor???
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Zooks: Of course you can. What's holding you back?
Sarah Miles: A horse is a horse, of course, of course. Oreos! Um...excuse me! They're calling my name. ;D
Zooks: Pretty poor excuse. But I forgive you. Let's grope each other!
Sarah Miles: I've always wanted to grope each other with you, honestly!
Zooks: Yeah, I have wanted to grope each other with you too.
Sarah Miles: How long have you have wanted to grope each other withd me?
Zooks: Heck yes. Now go get me some buffalo dip.
Sarah Miles: Mmm... right. It wouldn't do much good to disagree, anyway.
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Zooks: I've got one hand on my concealment and the other is trying to strangle a spittlebug.
Sarah Miles: Are you having a particularly hard time doing so?
Zooks: I am, I am!
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Zooks: (winky-wink) Lordy you turn me on.
Sarah Miles: Hey, that's just common sense.
Zooks: I'd like you to call me Whiskers.
Sarah Miles: *shrugs* Sure, we can do it that way if you'd like.
Why Dogh'd's Bar is a great place to be!!
Dogh'd: There's a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok? Let's chat about something else.
Dogh'd: You'll have to chat about something else with someone else. I'm working. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh'd: You're always welcome here at Dogh'd's.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh'd: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh'd: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Dogh'd: I only know anything lolo when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about eleven minutes.
Aries: heh.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find ice on your car?
Dogh'd: After living as long as I have, there's not a lot I havent done. Drak, you drank that fast!
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. What else would you like to drink?
Aries: like to imbibe?!? Why would you want me to do that?
Dogh'd: It's the little touches that make Dogh'd such a great bar.
Dogh'd: There's a special dish that Spoht makes for pals. Want to try it?
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok? Let's chat about something else.
Dogh'd: You'll have to chat about something else with someone else. I'm working. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's at work.
Aries: LOL!
Dogh'd: You're always welcome here at Dogh'd's.
Aries: Why thank you!!
Dogh'd: No, thank you for the challenge!
Aries: Oh you are very welcome!!
Dogh'd: I know, and your fiance thinks so, too.
Aries: Oh please, like you know anything lololol
Dogh'd: I only know anything lolo when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about eleven minutes.
Aries: heh.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find ice on your car?
Dogh'd: After living as long as I have, there's not a lot I havent done. Drak, you drank that fast!
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink. What else would you like to drink?
Aries: like to imbibe?!? Why would you want me to do that?
Dogh'd: It's the little touches that make Dogh'd such a great bar.
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