Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Hey Meltzner who are you calling a loser?! (flexes muscles)

::winks at Eugene::

I think he was referring to anyone whose bicep measurement exceeds their IQ. That would include you for a certainty.

Alright you guys want to bring it on. (puts up fists)

Now, now. No need to prove my point for me by getting all violent.

Humans! Why do males always resort to violence. *flitters wings angrly, points wand at mark, and poof, he is transported back to his home*

I hope I did not have anything to do with him getting mad.

Thank you. And does the Fairy Princess have any wishes that could be granted her in return?

Yes can you explain to me why human males have such a obbession with reproduction?

You know, it seemed like an innocent enough comment when I made it but . . .

But, you asked a question, and your wish is my command. So the answers to your question (in no particular order) is:
1) It's fun.
2) Obsession ensures the continuation of the species.
3) It's fun.
4) Err . . . Did I mention it's fun?

Oh. What makes it so fun? We just do it for the continuation of our species.

What, here? But everyone's watching!


You know it just occurred to me that I should get back up off the floor. Nah, I've collected over ten bucks in change so far.