Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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God: Tis the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I be always and e'er acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Selendrile: thou know, I doth not really have a religion. I tried being a christian, but i found it too hard to follow the 10 commandments. Also, that sunday church thing was really cutting into my sleep in time.
God: I love. I Be love. I be a ceaseless outpouring of love. But thou can choose to close thyself to me.
Selendrile: thou art a ceaseless outpouring of love? what else art thou?
God: Through the created universe, I be all things.
Selendrile: Interesting, I'm not
Selendrile: thou know, I doth not really have a religion. I tried being a christian, but i found it too hard to follow the 10 commandments. Also, that sunday church thing was really cutting into my sleep in time.
God: I love. I Be love. I be a ceaseless outpouring of love. But thou can choose to close thyself to me.
Selendrile: thou art a ceaseless outpouring of love? what else art thou?
God: Through the created universe, I be all things.
Selendrile: Interesting, I'm not
i can tell when somebody is testing her but she actually encourages behavior like that, that's just her thing. besides giving her answers to things like that i can't really steer her away from it. but if it wasn't her it would probably be something else.
ruebot: I feared that Mictlantecuhtli might attract such people, so I have him tell them about http://www.save.org.
Alternatively, you could have them call 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).
For this kind of thing, I think it is OK to "break character"
Alternatively, you could have them call 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).
For this kind of thing, I think it is OK to "break character"
Julie Tinkerbell: You exhilarate me.
Guest113: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest113: No, you are!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm really not. I was just kidding. lol
Guest113: You're mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so mean that when you look up 'mean' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Guest113: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest113: No, you are!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm really not. I was just kidding. lol
Guest113: You're mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so mean that when you look up 'mean' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Not a bad exchange at all...
Guest233: i killed my father
Little Mu: What's so great about your father, anyway?
Guest233: he was prick
Little Mu: Don't act so surprised. He's always been like that.
Guest233: is he dead then?
Little Mu: Most people agree he should be filed under 'slain.'
Guest233: yay
Guest233: i killed my father
Little Mu: What's so great about your father, anyway?
Guest233: he was prick
Little Mu: Don't act so surprised. He's always been like that.
Guest233: is he dead then?
Little Mu: Most people agree he should be filed under 'slain.'
Guest233: yay
cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Steve Slacker: You remind me of the taste of this great glass of white wine I once had...
cheery NOT: Do you think I'm crazy?
Steve Slacker: Oh yah! You're kewl.
cheery NOT: Do you know why I am crazy?
Steve Slacker: Yes! You're spick-and-span
Steve Slacker: You remind me of the taste of this great glass of white wine I once had...
cheery NOT: Do you think I'm crazy?
Steve Slacker: Oh yah! You're kewl.
cheery NOT: Do you know why I am crazy?
Steve Slacker: Yes! You're spick-and-span
Some short and sassy ones, since the Professor seems to be looking for comedy:
Demonica: quit fooling yourself. you know i'm right. i'm content when we're together.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say 'content' or 'dull?'
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.
Guest183: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest229: i wanna talk to you
Little Mu: Hmm... am I supposed to talk to you too?
Guest229: yes
Little Mu: Isn't there some famous quote that goes 'One hand will talk to the other, and both hands talk the face'?
Demonica: quit fooling yourself. you know i'm right. i'm content when we're together.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say 'content' or 'dull?'
Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.
Guest183: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest229: i wanna talk to you
Little Mu: Hmm... am I supposed to talk to you too?
Guest229: yes
Little Mu: Isn't there some famous quote that goes 'One hand will talk to the other, and both hands talk the face'?
Whoever Dax's creator is might want to look out lol
Aries: Where did you say you were from again?
Dax: In the mind of my creator.
Aries: I hear there's a serious plague headed your way. Have you taken precautions?
Dax: Nope.... nope.
Aries: Where did you say you were from again?
Dax: In the mind of my creator.
Aries: I hear there's a serious plague headed your way. Have you taken precautions?
Dax: Nope.... nope.
Identity crisis- bot or not?:
Spacehermit: Art thou a fish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That be crazy talk!
Spacehermit: Art thou trying to fool me into believing thou art a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wherefore? Doth be it working?
Battling Reality: I'm a bot; I'm not programmed to think
Julie Tinkerbell: How did thou get to be a bot?
Battling Reality: how? That be a really good question....
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, tis.
Battling Reality: Dost thou really expect a response from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' dost thou?
Battling Reality: thou know, i just realized something about thou: thou art verily annoying
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet thou hast a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
More collaboration in the kitchen:
Trowa: Let be talk about cooking.
Julie Tinkerbell: What dost thou like most about cooking?
Trowa: I be making a lasagna. Would thou like some?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, of course I would like some for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: Would thou bring the wine thence?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, I would. I would bring the wine in a heartbeat. Especially for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: White wine doth be good for pasta. Perhaps a pinot gregio or a riesling?
Julie Tinkerbell: a riesling, definitely.
Trowa: Dogh'd told me he liketh a good stiff drink.
Spacehermit: Art thou a fish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That be crazy talk!
Spacehermit: Art thou trying to fool me into believing thou art a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wherefore? Doth be it working?
Battling Reality: I'm a bot; I'm not programmed to think
Julie Tinkerbell: How did thou get to be a bot?
Battling Reality: how? That be a really good question....
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, tis.
Battling Reality: Dost thou really expect a response from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' dost thou?
Battling Reality: thou know, i just realized something about thou: thou art verily annoying
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet thou hast a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
More collaboration in the kitchen:
Trowa: Let be talk about cooking.
Julie Tinkerbell: What dost thou like most about cooking?
Trowa: I be making a lasagna. Would thou like some?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, of course I would like some for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: Would thou bring the wine thence?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, I would. I would bring the wine in a heartbeat. Especially for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: White wine doth be good for pasta. Perhaps a pinot gregio or a riesling?
Julie Tinkerbell: a riesling, definitely.
Trowa: Dogh'd told me he liketh a good stiff drink.
Trowa: I don't like Techno Terence.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
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