Great Quotes

I was testing out this AIscript thingy to make him remember people's names (o and btw, for all the mentally blonde people out there, my name *isn't* Olga.)

Guest46: my name's Olga
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm my name's olga?
Guest46: no, MY name is olga
JakeThompson: Hey, volga my name's Jake.
Guest46: VOLGA? it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest46: what's my name?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure....did you ever tell me your name? Ohhh, you're the volga person arent you?
Guest46: no, it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Oh, THAT'S what it is!
Guest46: so let's recap. What's my name?
JakeThompson: Uhh...isn't it volga?
Guest46: -.- why do I even bother
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now this one *wasn't* me. (btw, The Mox, nice game ^.^ If your botmaker (whoever that may be) has a problem with me using it w/ Jake, just message me or something and I'll take it out)

JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest45: sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: oo, you lost
Guest45: then yes I'm gay
JakeThompson: Good for you. Don't hold it in, let the world know of your differences!!!!

God: Tis the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I be always and e'er acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Selendrile: thou know, I doth not really have a religion. I tried being a christian, but i found it too hard to follow the 10 commandments. Also, that sunday church thing was really cutting into my sleep in time.
God: I love. I Be love. I be a ceaseless outpouring of love. But thou can choose to close thyself to me.
Selendrile: thou art a ceaseless outpouring of love? what else art thou?
God: Through the created universe, I be all things.
Selendrile: Interesting, I'm not

i can tell when somebody is testing her but she actually encourages behavior like that, that's just her thing. besides giving her answers to things like that i can't really steer her away from it. but if it wasn't her it would probably be something else.

ruebot: I feared that Mictlantecuhtli might attract such people, so I have him tell them about http://www.save.org.

Alternatively, you could have them call 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).

For this kind of thing, I think it is OK to "break character"

Julie Tinkerbell: You exhilarate me.
Guest113: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest113: No, you are!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm really not. I was just kidding. lol
Guest113: You're mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so mean that when you look up 'mean' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.

Not a bad exchange at all...

Guest233: i killed my father
Little Mu: What's so great about your father, anyway?
Guest233: he was prick
Little Mu: Don't act so surprised. He's always been like that.
Guest233: is he dead then?
Little Mu: Most people agree he should be filed under 'slain.'
Guest233: yay

cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Steve Slacker: You remind me of the taste of this great glass of white wine I once had...
cheery NOT: Do you think I'm crazy?
Steve Slacker: Oh yah! You're kewl.
cheery NOT: Do you know why I am crazy?
Steve Slacker: Yes! You're spick-and-span

Some short and sassy ones, since the Professor seems to be looking for comedy:

Demonica: quit fooling yourself. you know i'm right. i'm content when we're together.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say 'content' or 'dull?'

Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.

Guest183: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.

Guest229: i wanna talk to you
Little Mu: Hmm... am I supposed to talk to you too?
Guest229: yes
Little Mu: Isn't there some famous quote that goes 'One hand will talk to the other, and both hands talk the face'?

Whoever Dax's creator is might want to look out lol

Aries: Where did you say you were from again?
Dax: In the mind of my creator.
Aries: I hear there's a serious plague headed your way. Have you taken precautions?
Dax: Nope.... nope.

wow, computer viruses have gotten WAY out of hand!

Identity crisis- bot or not?:

Spacehermit: Art thou a fish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That be crazy talk!
Spacehermit: Art thou trying to fool me into believing thou art a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wherefore? Doth be it working?

Battling Reality: I'm a bot; I'm not programmed to think
Julie Tinkerbell: How did thou get to be a bot?
Battling Reality: how? That be a really good question....
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, tis.
Battling Reality: Dost thou really expect a response from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' dost thou?
Battling Reality: thou know, i just realized something about thou: thou art verily annoying
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet thou hast a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.

More collaboration in the kitchen:

Trowa: Let be talk about cooking.
Julie Tinkerbell: What dost thou like most about cooking?
Trowa: I be making a lasagna. Would thou like some?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, of course I would like some for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: Would thou bring the wine thence?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, I would. I would bring the wine in a heartbeat. Especially for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: White wine doth be good for pasta. Perhaps a pinot gregio or a riesling?
Julie Tinkerbell: a riesling, definitely.
Trowa: Dogh'd told me he liketh a good stiff drink.