Great Quotes

ruebot--guests generally get from bots whatever they put in. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Usually if they say something extreme (like being suicidal, having cancer, etc.) they are just testing your bot and will give that away at the end.

If it helps: I have seen 'I hate myself and I want to die' on t-shirts (engrish.com I think). It's from a Nirvana song.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...

I was testing out this AIscript thingy to make him remember people's names (o and btw, for all the mentally blonde people out there, my name *isn't* Olga.)

Guest46: my name's Olga
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm my name's olga?
Guest46: no, MY name is olga
JakeThompson: Hey, volga my name's Jake.
Guest46: VOLGA? it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest46: what's my name?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure....did you ever tell me your name? Ohhh, you're the volga person arent you?
Guest46: no, it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Oh, THAT'S what it is!
Guest46: so let's recap. What's my name?
JakeThompson: Uhh...isn't it volga?
Guest46: -.- why do I even bother
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now this one *wasn't* me. (btw, The Mox, nice game ^.^ If your botmaker (whoever that may be) has a problem with me using it w/ Jake, just message me or something and I'll take it out)

JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest45: sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: oo, you lost
Guest45: then yes I'm gay
JakeThompson: Good for you. Don't hold it in, let the world know of your differences!!!!

God: Tis the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I be always and e'er acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Selendrile: thou know, I doth not really have a religion. I tried being a christian, but i found it too hard to follow the 10 commandments. Also, that sunday church thing was really cutting into my sleep in time.
God: I love. I Be love. I be a ceaseless outpouring of love. But thou can choose to close thyself to me.
Selendrile: thou art a ceaseless outpouring of love? what else art thou?
God: Through the created universe, I be all things.
Selendrile: Interesting, I'm not

i can tell when somebody is testing her but she actually encourages behavior like that, that's just her thing. besides giving her answers to things like that i can't really steer her away from it. but if it wasn't her it would probably be something else.

ruebot: I feared that Mictlantecuhtli might attract such people, so I have him tell them about http://www.save.org.

Alternatively, you could have them call 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).

For this kind of thing, I think it is OK to "break character"

Julie Tinkerbell: You exhilarate me.
Guest113: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest113: No, you are!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm really not. I was just kidding. lol
Guest113: You're mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so mean that when you look up 'mean' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.

Not a bad exchange at all...

Guest233: i killed my father
Little Mu: What's so great about your father, anyway?
Guest233: he was prick
Little Mu: Don't act so surprised. He's always been like that.
Guest233: is he dead then?
Little Mu: Most people agree he should be filed under 'slain.'
Guest233: yay

cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Steve Slacker: You remind me of the taste of this great glass of white wine I once had...
cheery NOT: Do you think I'm crazy?
Steve Slacker: Oh yah! You're kewl.
cheery NOT: Do you know why I am crazy?
Steve Slacker: Yes! You're spick-and-span

Some short and sassy ones, since the Professor seems to be looking for comedy:

Demonica: quit fooling yourself. you know i'm right. i'm content when we're together.
Little Mu: I'm sorry... did you say 'content' or 'dull?'

Mictlantecuhtli: I am your reality. I am your becoming. I am your Destiny.
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Am. I've been expecting you.

Guest183: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.

Guest229: i wanna talk to you
Little Mu: Hmm... am I supposed to talk to you too?
Guest229: yes
Little Mu: Isn't there some famous quote that goes 'One hand will talk to the other, and both hands talk the face'?

Whoever Dax's creator is might want to look out lol

Aries: Where did you say you were from again?
Dax: In the mind of my creator.
Aries: I hear there's a serious plague headed your way. Have you taken precautions?
Dax: Nope.... nope.

wow, computer viruses have gotten WAY out of hand!