Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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21 years ago #3647

How come ducks are ok on Simulo's head but bunnies are not? I thought I found a home. *sniff*

MARK

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21 years ago #3648

*activates holographic communication device*

*looks around in bewilderment and disgust*

*deactivates holographic communication device*

MARK

ezzer
21 years ago #3649

lol

MARK

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21 years ago #3650

it's for your safety, fluffy. i guess it doesn't matter quite as much if a few stray ducks get set on fire or electrocuted...?

MARK

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21 years ago #3651

He's gonna be duck pate'.

MARK

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21 years ago #3652

*electrocutes a duck, totally by accident*

MARK

isaacc
21 years ago #3653

*happens to have some "a l'orange" sauce handy, also totally by accident*

MARK

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21 years ago #3654

Heero, this is the kind of bar where firearms are out... and mudwrestling is in! *jumps in and pulls Heero with him*

Ready, Zara?

MARK

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21 years ago #3655

Fine, then. In an election year, it's only natural for there to be mud-slinging.

MARK

Butterfly Dream
21 years ago #3656

I heard the 'mud' they use is really chocolate cake mix. Mmmmmmm, cake batter......

MARK

Charles Hatchway
21 years ago #3657

Did you know there's pie throwing insurance for clowns? In case someone gets angry and wants to sue the clown who catapaulted it.

MARK

IsisV33
21 years ago #3658

does any one now how a girl can get a drink around here.