Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*takes the ducks away from sexy boy and puts them back on Simulo where they belong*

Well, (downs whiskey & soda) I'm heading out to Ireland, where the pubs are quieter. I'm goin' to Ireland to visit Blarney & everything. I'll be there from June 1-15. Bye... (saunters out door) I'll be back.

*pulls baggie of breadcrumbs from pocket and takes seat near Simulo*

Ducks are so cute.

Anybody seen Dogh'd lately? His place needs a little cleaning up... *grabs a few napkins and wipes the portion of the bar within reach* ...after the soda spills, ducks and pigeons, ammo casings, and minor electrical fires...

Come on, bet a groom and start sweeping, everybody. (turns Shadyman uspide down)

How come ducks are ok on Simulo's head but bunnies are not? I thought I found a home. *sniff*

*activates holographic communication device*

*looks around in bewilderment and disgust*

*deactivates holographic communication device*

lol

it's for your safety, fluffy. i guess it doesn't matter quite as much if a few stray ducks get set on fire or electrocuted...?

He's gonna be duck pate'.

*electrocutes a duck, totally by accident*

*happens to have some "a l'orange" sauce handy, also totally by accident*