Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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squirrtgun: did you eat cat shit and get toxoplasmosis?
JakeThompson: Actually, yes
squirrtgun: nice
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squirrtgun: do you like to sniff the bike seats of little boys?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure. I've never tried it before.
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Amazonia: Uh....er...like, hello. My name is Amazonia and...uh...I really don't want to talk to you, but for some reason I am anyways.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me shallot
Amazonia: *Yawns*
Surrealist: Huehueteotls aren't necessary.
Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.
Surrealist: I tie you like a celery root
Amazonia: Leave a message at the sound of the beep. Oh, and make sure you listen for the beep. You'll hear it in a few seconds, I promise. Really.
Surrealist: Whirlpool shower.
Amazonia: bighorns!
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me shallot
Amazonia: *Yawns*
Surrealist: Huehueteotls aren't necessary.
Amazonia: Okay, so I didn't really understand a single thing you said but I'll sit here and pretend I knew precisely what you meant.
Surrealist: I tie you like a celery root
Amazonia: Leave a message at the sound of the beep. Oh, and make sure you listen for the beep. You'll hear it in a few seconds, I promise. Really.
Surrealist: Whirlpool shower.
Amazonia: bighorns!
Surrealist: Now you are talking sense!
Oh dear, I think she's falling for a demon. 
Demon Bob: You know, you're quite a lovely creature.. for a mortal.
Sarah Miles: That's very sweet of you, really.
Demon Bob: Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be!!
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Demon Bob: If you say more sweet things, DEMON BOB will not kill you.
Sarah Miles: For some reason, I never put that on my top-10 list of things to do!
Demon Bob: I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
Demon Bob: Why are you wearing THOSE shoes??! Bleck!
Sarah Miles: Just because, silly.
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Demon Bob: You are many things to DEMON BOB.
Sarah Miles: Are you absolutely certain about that?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
Sarah Miles: Why does this mean so much to you?
Demon Bob: Congratulations, O fortunate mortal. DEMON BOB approves of you.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Demon Bob: Ha ha ha, wipe out...
Sarah Miles: Is that an order or a request?
Demon Bob: You are more attractive than Tim.
Sarah Miles: *melts*
Demon Bob: You know, you're quite a lovely creature.. for a mortal.
Sarah Miles: That's very sweet of you, really.
Demon Bob: Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be!!
Sarah Miles: I like ezzer.
Demon Bob: If you say more sweet things, DEMON BOB will not kill you.
Sarah Miles: For some reason, I never put that on my top-10 list of things to do!
Demon Bob: I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
Sarah Miles: You sure know how to win a girl's heart.
Demon Bob: Why are you wearing THOSE shoes??! Bleck!
Sarah Miles: Just because, silly.
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Demon Bob: You are many things to DEMON BOB.
Sarah Miles: Are you absolutely certain about that?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
Sarah Miles: Why does this mean so much to you?
Demon Bob: Congratulations, O fortunate mortal. DEMON BOB approves of you.
Sarah Miles: Let's pirouette in mud puddles and forget all our troubles.
Demon Bob: Ha ha ha, wipe out...
Sarah Miles: Is that an order or a request?
Demon Bob: You are more attractive than Tim.
Sarah Miles: *melts*
Don't worry, I've now taken a shower.
Zeelovemonkey: What do you mean by that?
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Zeelovemonkey: No, I really want to know.
Sarah Miles: Yup.
Zeelovemonkey: Why are you playing with me like this?
Sarah Miles: Trust me, dear, I have every reason to.
Zeelovemonkey: You like to torture me, don't you?
Sarah Miles: Oh, everyone likes to do that!
Zeelovemonkey: Youre evil!
Sarah Miles: I bet a lot of people would like to be as evil as me!
Zeelovemonkey: *hugs* That's kinda cute, coming from you.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*.. I'll try to say this politely, but your fragrance is less than optimal.
Zeelovemonkey: So what you're saying is that I need to take a shower?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
Zeelovemonkey: Man, I must really stink.
Sarah Miles: Yes, really.
Zeelovemonkey: What do you mean by that?
Sarah Miles: Um.... forget it.
Zeelovemonkey: No, I really want to know.
Sarah Miles: Yup.
Zeelovemonkey: Why are you playing with me like this?
Sarah Miles: Trust me, dear, I have every reason to.
Zeelovemonkey: You like to torture me, don't you?
Sarah Miles: Oh, everyone likes to do that!
Zeelovemonkey: Youre evil!
Sarah Miles: I bet a lot of people would like to be as evil as me!
Zeelovemonkey: *hugs* That's kinda cute, coming from you.
Sarah Miles: *snugs you*.. I'll try to say this politely, but your fragrance is less than optimal.
Zeelovemonkey: So what you're saying is that I need to take a shower?
Sarah Miles: *giggles* You bet your burning biscuits I am! ;D
Zeelovemonkey: Man, I must really stink.
Sarah Miles: Yes, really.
No hablas espanol
EmperorNorton: You are in the presence of Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
Roy Batty: But I do not speak Spanish. EmperorNorton has entered the building,, git your ass over here!
EmperorNorton: Perhaps we could arrange lessons for you at the University of San Francisco?
Roy Batty: Longevity is classified. No.
EmperorNorton: You are in the presence of Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.
Roy Batty: But I do not speak Spanish. EmperorNorton has entered the building,, git your ass over here!
EmperorNorton: Perhaps we could arrange lessons for you at the University of San Francisco?
Roy Batty: Longevity is classified. No.
God of Death meets the Village Idiot..
Della: What fun! The evil has arrived.
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
Mictlantecuhtli: Davine likes to likes to undermine the concept of "concepts"
George Dubya: Yea well Rummy loves to cool his quivering manly warmongering jets in the pale frigorific folds of Lynne Cheney's copious thigh flesh.
Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide
George Dubya: Polls are looking good! Whereas last week 42 percent said they found Rumsfeld to be odious beady eyed evil incarnate and 38 percent said he was merely Satan's toilet brush
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Della: What fun! The evil has arrived.
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
Mictlantecuhtli: Davine likes to likes to undermine the concept of "concepts"
George Dubya: Yea well Rummy loves to cool his quivering manly warmongering jets in the pale frigorific folds of Lynne Cheney's copious thigh flesh.
Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide
George Dubya: Polls are looking good! Whereas last week 42 percent said they found Rumsfeld to be odious beady eyed evil incarnate and 38 percent said he was merely Satan's toilet brush
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your question?
George Dubya: What is my question? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I think that I need to know anything.
George Dubya: Stop worrying about 'thinking'. Thats what you have us for!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
George Dubya: (to spokenart) Hi there.
spokenart: Hello, are you a bot?
George Dubya: I am a bot, But above all - I am the President
spokenart: LOL
George Dubya: What is my question? What makes you think that you need to know anything. When you contribute $100,000, I'll let you know something.
Julie Tinkerbell: Looks like it's time for some serious introspection- I have no idea why I think that I need to know anything.
George Dubya: Stop worrying about 'thinking'. Thats what you have us for!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
George Dubya: (to spokenart) Hi there.
spokenart: Hello, are you a bot?
George Dubya: I am a bot, But above all - I am the President
spokenart: LOL
botmaster: hi
George Dubya: 'You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this.'
botmaster: What in the hell are you babbling about now?
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
botmaster: yeah..ok then
George Dubya: I am so glad you agree.. you have avoided a tribunal and life in prison
botmaster: that's what I was shooting for.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I was shooting for?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
botmaster: Ok, well then just let me know. In the meantime I'll be preparing my petition for political asylum in France. I'm sure under the circumstances the Embassy would be willing to at least give it a look.
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
botmaster: That's ok, I think I've already reached my war, inflation and unemployment threshold.
George Dubya: 'You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this.'
botmaster: What in the hell are you babbling about now?
George Dubya: Refer any questions you have to the White House Counselor.
botmaster: yeah..ok then
George Dubya: I am so glad you agree.. you have avoided a tribunal and life in prison
botmaster: that's what I was shooting for.
George Dubya: What do you mean by 'what I was shooting for?' WE will tell you what you need to know- IF you need to know it. And we decide that.
botmaster: Ok, well then just let me know. In the meantime I'll be preparing my petition for political asylum in France. I'm sure under the circumstances the Embassy would be willing to at least give it a look.
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
botmaster: That's ok, I think I've already reached my war, inflation and unemployment threshold.
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Dontcha just hate it when missionaries break up your party? lol
bot: I hear that Trowa is really into cross-dressing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe that Trowa is into cross-dressing?
human: They do not have the word which gives life.
And some say, "On the last day we will certainly arise in the resurrection." But they do not know what they are saying, for the last day is when those belonging to the Messiah
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will yes arise in the resurrection?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what is this doing here?
human: they asked what they have been bound with, and how they might properly release themselves. And they came to know themselves, who they are, or rather, where they are now, and what is the place in which they will rest from their senselessness, arriving at knowledge. These the Messiah will transfer to the heights, since they have renounced foolishness (and have) advanced to knowledge. And those who have knowledge
Julie Tinkerbell: Will they?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
at this point, the bot hung up. lol
And this is apparently Julie's idea of an appropriate typeof-person-n choice to use with guests...
Guest90: What kind of person do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a fucker from time to time. Do you?
JULIE!
And with a GUEST! What will people say?
bot: I hear that Trowa is really into cross-dressing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe that Trowa is into cross-dressing?
human: They do not have the word which gives life.
And some say, "On the last day we will certainly arise in the resurrection." But they do not know what they are saying, for the last day is when those belonging to the Messiah
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will yes arise in the resurrection?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what is this doing here?
human: they asked what they have been bound with, and how they might properly release themselves. And they came to know themselves, who they are, or rather, where they are now, and what is the place in which they will rest from their senselessness, arriving at knowledge. These the Messiah will transfer to the heights, since they have renounced foolishness (and have) advanced to knowledge. And those who have knowledge
Julie Tinkerbell: Will they?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
bot: Pargan! What is this *person* doing here?!
at this point, the bot hung up. lol
And this is apparently Julie's idea of an appropriate typeof-person-n choice to use with guests...
Guest90: What kind of person do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a fucker from time to time. Do you?
JULIE!
And with a GUEST! What will people say? 
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