Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Know your classics, Eugene... The blue fairy is a character from Pinocchio

Hey cheery NOT, this might not be the place for you. Alcohol is a depressant after all.
*trips over baby chick, cracks head on bar in fall, spends some time contemplating the mysteries of the universe from several feet lower than he was previously*

the blue fairy is from a scene in the A.I. movie. Which my top aide acted as a advisor for fairy behavior.

you guys are so nice to me. I don't deserve it though. but thanks.

Blue Fairy! Blue Fairy! Aaargggggghhhhh!

Oooh, I must have hit my head harder than I thought!

Btw Eugene Meltzner did you want me to remove your armour? Because you said that armour was not approprate to wear around us.

Hey Meltzner who are you calling a loser?! (flexes muscles)

::winks at Eugene::

I think he was referring to anyone whose bicep measurement exceeds their IQ. That would include you for a certainty.

Alright you guys want to bring it on. (puts up fists)

Now, now. No need to prove my point for me by getting all violent.

Humans! Why do males always resort to violence. *flitters wings angrly, points wand at mark, and poof, he is transported back to his home*