Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you like to do.
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...

Ah

Xstatic1: Don’t you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.

Kind of NASTY but I laughed

God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.

Geez Louise! Maybe I should give Carmelita a response or two that doesn't include the word "maybe".

Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!

Oh, hush up, you.

Guest96: In another life I was allen Ginsberg
Polaris Funk: allen Ginsberg wrote striking prose, but I still love the snippets on the bathroom walls at truck stop #11 on Rt. 15 northbound just past Vegas.
Guest96: yes I should really stop writing those
Polaris Funk: Well yes, sort of.
Guest96: how's the battle with evil going?
Polaris Funk: Just fine. How is your battle with evil going?
Guest96: pretty good. I haven't seen my mother in law for a while now

We get so tired of newborn bots....

Falcon: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
EmperorNorton: We think perhaps you should talk to your programmer and see about acquiring more of a vocabulary.

Here's another communications breakdown. Fortunately, I saw this happening and put a stop to it with a line of code that did not contain the word "God":

Mictlantecuhtli: For a god, there is no past, no present, no future. Time is a mortal folly.
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe in myself. I am a god.
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe in myself, who is a god, and in Toci
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe in myself. I am a god.
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe in myself, who is a god, and in Itzpapalotl
jessie dresup: God is everywhere. Do you believe in god?
Mictlantecuhtli: Mortals believe. I know.

Flake bot meets Death:

Mictlantecuhtli: Mere words from a flesh bag do not matter.
usual suspect: I really like the way you write.