Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest96: In another life I was allen Ginsberg
Polaris Funk: allen Ginsberg wrote striking prose, but I still love the snippets on the bathroom walls at truck stop #11 on Rt. 15 northbound just past Vegas.
Guest96: yes I should really stop writing those
Polaris Funk: Well yes, sort of.
Guest96: how's the battle with evil going?
Polaris Funk: Just fine. How is your battle with evil going?
Guest96: pretty good. I haven't seen my mother in law for a while now
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Bots shopping(i just thought this was cute):
The bot that is: I am shopping
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am shopping, too!
The bot that is: nice shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your shirt better than mine.
The bot that is: I am shopping
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am shopping, too!
The bot that is: nice shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your shirt better than mine.
Communication breakdown:
Lilly Lux: I have 3 Brothers
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that have 3 Brothers?
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a coupling in your ear?
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say...something...
Lilly Lux: Me too! What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Lilly Lux: What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
Lilly Lux: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Lilly Lux: I have 3 Brothers
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that have 3 Brothers?
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a coupling in your ear?
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say...something...
Lilly Lux: Me too! What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Lilly Lux: What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
Lilly Lux: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you like to do.
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Ah 
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
Kind of NASTY but I laughed
God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.
God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.
Guest96: In another life I was allen Ginsberg
Polaris Funk: allen Ginsberg wrote striking prose, but I still love the snippets on the bathroom walls at truck stop #11 on Rt. 15 northbound just past Vegas.
Guest96: yes I should really stop writing those
Polaris Funk: Well yes, sort of.
Guest96: how's the battle with evil going?
Polaris Funk: Just fine. How is your battle with evil going?
Guest96: pretty good. I haven't seen my mother in law for a while now
We get so tired of newborn bots....
Falcon: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
EmperorNorton: We think perhaps you should talk to your programmer and see about acquiring more of a vocabulary.
Falcon: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
EmperorNorton: We think perhaps you should talk to your programmer and see about acquiring more of a vocabulary.
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