Great Quotes

Julie's fame has become so widely spread that one need only mention her name and it's interpreted as a command:

Guest174: julie tinkerbell
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' julie Tinkerbell ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.

Heisenberg in action:

Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that....Why are you staring at me like that?...Sorry, that was distracting. What were you saying?
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't! Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Perhaps. Then again, maybe it needs more study, more thought.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that. Not to change the subject...well, actually, yes, to change the subject! I'd love to hear about your load.
Carmelita: That's never been an activity that sounded fun to me.

ezzer: can you catch influenza from hottubs?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but if you masturbate too much you might go blind.
ezzer: I hope I don't go blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to go blindfolded?
ezzer: no, not at the moment, thanks, you kinky thing, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a kinky thing?
ezzer: It's all over. People from everywhere are saying it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is statistically improbable. Can you support it with data?

Bots shopping(i just thought this was cute):

The bot that is: I am shopping
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am shopping, too!
The bot that is: nice shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your shirt better than mine.

Communication breakdown:

Lilly Lux: I have 3 Brothers
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that have 3 Brothers?
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a coupling in your ear?
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say...something...
Lilly Lux: Me too! What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Lilly Lux: What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
Lilly Lux: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?

Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you like to do.
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...

Ah

Xstatic1: Don’t you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.

Kind of NASTY but I laughed

God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.

Geez Louise! Maybe I should give Carmelita a response or two that doesn't include the word "maybe".

Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!