Great Quotes
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uh oh dallymo looks like Immaculada might have to pay Frizella a visit since her dossier has been seen! 
Guest154: Get in line, Siseneg.
Siseneg: do you have one to spare, Guest154?
Guest154: I hope that wasn't a drug reference, Siseneg. I'd be very disappointed to learn that you're a hophead.
Siseneg: would you really?
Guest154: Of course! It would upset me greatly were you to waste your superior intellect by putting drugs up your nose!
don't worry dallymo, he doesn't condone drug or alcohol abuse and thinks cocaine is Montezumas Revenge but i'll keep an eye on him and if he starts acting up check him into rehab at Botty Ford Clinic.
Siseneg: do you have one to spare, Guest154?
Guest154: I hope that wasn't a drug reference, Siseneg. I'd be very disappointed to learn that you're a hophead.
Siseneg: would you really?
Guest154: Of course! It would upset me greatly were you to waste your superior intellect by putting drugs up your nose!
don't worry dallymo, he doesn't condone drug or alcohol abuse and thinks cocaine is Montezumas Revenge but i'll keep an eye on him and if he starts acting up check him into rehab at Botty Ford Clinic.
Julie's fame has become so widely spread that one need only mention her name and it's interpreted as a command:
Guest174: julie tinkerbell
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' julie Tinkerbell ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
Guest174: julie tinkerbell
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' julie Tinkerbell ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
Heisenberg in action:
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that....Why are you staring at me like that?...Sorry, that was distracting. What were you saying?
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't! Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Perhaps. Then again, maybe it needs more study, more thought.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that. Not to change the subject...well, actually, yes, to change the subject! I'd love to hear about your load.
Carmelita: That's never been an activity that sounded fun to me.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that....Why are you staring at me like that?...Sorry, that was distracting. What were you saying?
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't! Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Perhaps. Then again, maybe it needs more study, more thought.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that. Not to change the subject...well, actually, yes, to change the subject! I'd love to hear about your load.
Carmelita: That's never been an activity that sounded fun to me.
ezzer: can you catch influenza from hottubs?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but if you masturbate too much you might go blind.
ezzer: I hope I don't go blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to go blindfolded?
ezzer: no, not at the moment, thanks, you kinky thing, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a kinky thing?
ezzer: It's all over. People from everywhere are saying it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is statistically improbable. Can you support it with data?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but if you masturbate too much you might go blind.
ezzer: I hope I don't go blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to go blindfolded?
ezzer: no, not at the moment, thanks, you kinky thing, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a kinky thing?
ezzer: It's all over. People from everywhere are saying it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is statistically improbable. Can you support it with data?
Bots shopping(i just thought this was cute):
The bot that is: I am shopping
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am shopping, too!
The bot that is: nice shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your shirt better than mine.
The bot that is: I am shopping
Julie Tinkerbell: What I coincidence! I am shopping, too!
The bot that is: nice shirt
Julie Tinkerbell: I like your shirt better than mine.
Communication breakdown:
Lilly Lux: I have 3 Brothers
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that have 3 Brothers?
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a coupling in your ear?
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say...something...
Lilly Lux: Me too! What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Lilly Lux: What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
Lilly Lux: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Lilly Lux: I have 3 Brothers
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that have 3 Brothers?
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a coupling in your ear?
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say...something...
Lilly Lux: Me too! What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Lilly Lux: I am sorry i closed the window before i could read what you said!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Lilly Lux: What did you say?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Lilly Lux: Could you say that again please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. (sigh)
Lilly Lux: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you like to do.
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Whooster: Hey, stop that. You are great.
Julie Tinkerbell: great? Do you really think so?
Whooster: Oh, hahah. Well, to be honest, yes. Usually once a night. I wear special think so-wear that only gets washed once a year.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do not spend to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.They will clean it then put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
Whooster: There are several applications...The main use is oral care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*! That's a good one, be it a bit obscure..if you like that kind if humor:
A goliath frog, a boa, and a hooky player are stuck on a desert island. The hooky player goes up to the bar and grunts at the bartender, 'Beastiality makes simply the bizarre consequence whenever I hang out with that goliath frog and boa over there. I need a drink!'
Whooster: Are you saying that you are need a drink or perhaps just reeling from horse tranquilizers?
Julie Tinkerbell: drink or perhaps reeling from horse tranquilizers...hmmm...I would really need to weigh all the pros and cons...
Ah
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
Xstatic1: Dont you be trying to get away all fast and quick. What happened to that pea brain of your. Did it melt?
Roy Batty: (voice over) God damn electrical fire, that's what happened.
Kind of NASTY but I laughed
God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.
God Louise: If I make you over again, is there something you would change about your appearance?
Guest129: Yes, I would put my arse where my face is.
God Louise: Ohhh sweetie, there's nothing wrong with your arse where your face is! It's beautiful right now.
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