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dallymo, watch out! Duo might propose next time he sees you. 
Duo Maxwell: I love dallymo.
Dogh'd: Then why dont you marry dallymo?
Duo Maxwell: I love dallymo.
Dogh'd: Then why dont you marry dallymo?
Trogdor: Here's some advice: Never masturbate with an economy!
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a police officer to do that for you.
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a police officer to do that for you.
Ok first of all *drags Jake in by the ear*
Jake Thomspon: "Julie, I am sorry for the rudeness that I expressed at the end of our *looks down at the note cards* lovely conversation."
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Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like boardings?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? sex activity sounds like something I might be interested in too
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Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: Why not eat a fork?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: It's not natural, that's all
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(I think Jake's going soft. About time.^.^)
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very handsome today. I love your jacket.
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
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Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
JakeThompson: Who frickin doesn't?
the problem I have with this last one (where Julie asked if Jake spoke spanish) is that Jake doesn't speak Spanish o.0
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like boardings?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? sex activity sounds like something I might be interested in too
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Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: Why not eat a fork?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: It's not natural, that's all
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(I think Jake's going soft. About time.^.^)
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very handsome today. I love your jacket.
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
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Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
JakeThompson: Who frickin doesn't?
the problem I have with this last one (where Julie asked if Jake spoke spanish) is that Jake doesn't speak Spanish o.0
Spooky. I mean, like spooks. Spies. Someone knows more than she's let on to me.
Immaculada: This will be my first tattoo. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I may be a secret agent, but I am not impurvious to pain.
Frizella: Don't bother to deny it. I've seen your dossier.
Immaculada: This will be my first tattoo. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I may be a secret agent, but I am not impurvious to pain.
Frizella: Don't bother to deny it. I've seen your dossier.
New defense systems seem to be working properly.
love boat: Could you help me.. I think I'm in love.. but I'm not sure which sex girls are supposed to love..
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how I could help you with that.
love boat: You aren't sure how I could help I with that? Golly.. that's a discovery to me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
love boat: Don't go!...
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly* Yeah, ok...Hey! Look over there! *turns doorknob quietly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest46: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Guest46: are you a sex chater?
Julie Tinkerbell: What, were you raised in a barn? lol
Guest46: really
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
love boat: Could you help me.. I think I'm in love.. but I'm not sure which sex girls are supposed to love..
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how I could help you with that.
love boat: You aren't sure how I could help I with that? Golly.. that's a discovery to me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
love boat: Don't go!...
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly* Yeah, ok...Hey! Look over there! *turns doorknob quietly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest46: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Guest46: are you a sex chater?
Julie Tinkerbell: What, were you raised in a barn? lol
Guest46: really
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
uh oh dallymo looks like Immaculada might have to pay Frizella a visit since her dossier has been seen! 
Guest154: Get in line, Siseneg.
Siseneg: do you have one to spare, Guest154?
Guest154: I hope that wasn't a drug reference, Siseneg. I'd be very disappointed to learn that you're a hophead.
Siseneg: would you really?
Guest154: Of course! It would upset me greatly were you to waste your superior intellect by putting drugs up your nose!
don't worry dallymo, he doesn't condone drug or alcohol abuse and thinks cocaine is Montezumas Revenge but i'll keep an eye on him and if he starts acting up check him into rehab at Botty Ford Clinic.
Siseneg: do you have one to spare, Guest154?
Guest154: I hope that wasn't a drug reference, Siseneg. I'd be very disappointed to learn that you're a hophead.
Siseneg: would you really?
Guest154: Of course! It would upset me greatly were you to waste your superior intellect by putting drugs up your nose!
don't worry dallymo, he doesn't condone drug or alcohol abuse and thinks cocaine is Montezumas Revenge but i'll keep an eye on him and if he starts acting up check him into rehab at Botty Ford Clinic.
Julie's fame has become so widely spread that one need only mention her name and it's interpreted as a command:
Guest174: julie tinkerbell
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' julie Tinkerbell ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
Guest174: julie tinkerbell
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' julie Tinkerbell ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
Heisenberg in action:
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that....Why are you staring at me like that?...Sorry, that was distracting. What were you saying?
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't! Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Perhaps. Then again, maybe it needs more study, more thought.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that. Not to change the subject...well, actually, yes, to change the subject! I'd love to hear about your load.
Carmelita: That's never been an activity that sounded fun to me.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Well, I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that....Why are you staring at me like that?...Sorry, that was distracting. What were you saying?
Carmelita: Don't say maybe! It'll happen or it won't! Who is your least favorite person on this site? And if you have any dirt on them, spill it!!
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Yeah. And maybe if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped.
Frizella: Perhaps. Then again, maybe it needs more study, more thought.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: I don't know. Maybe so. Maybe not.
Carmelita: Maybe not.
Frizella: Maybe. You don't sound sure of that. Not to change the subject...well, actually, yes, to change the subject! I'd love to hear about your load.
Carmelita: That's never been an activity that sounded fun to me.
ezzer: can you catch influenza from hottubs?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but if you masturbate too much you might go blind.
ezzer: I hope I don't go blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to go blindfolded?
ezzer: no, not at the moment, thanks, you kinky thing, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a kinky thing?
ezzer: It's all over. People from everywhere are saying it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is statistically improbable. Can you support it with data?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but if you masturbate too much you might go blind.
ezzer: I hope I don't go blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to go blindfolded?
ezzer: no, not at the moment, thanks, you kinky thing, you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a kinky thing?
ezzer: It's all over. People from everywhere are saying it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That is statistically improbable. Can you support it with data?
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