Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You go sis! LOL!

*Slips on raincoat and moves to a quiet corner booth*

I get the sense I'm about to be involved in a cheap knockoff of Coyote Ugly.

*grabs little umbrella from cocktail and holds above head in a vain attempt to keep out splatter*

*depresses red button on sprayer, sprays Simulo with Coke*
That should recharge him enough to get home anyway, at least it worked on ezzer's car battery.

*slowly moves towards the batwing doors, covered in flapping ducks*

*lurches into motion, starts singing*

"...I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company..."

That'd be one heckuva big coke..

*sings along with Simulo - a little too loudly* It's the real thing!!

*shorts out again*

Hey everybody! If we all hold hands and sing A LOT LOUDER, maybe he'll wake up!

Or maybe we'll make him short out more.

I DO believe in bots! I DO believe in bots!

*wishing hard*

Come on, it's worth a try! *holds out hands* "I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING..."