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You can tell this is two bots talking:
Jane: I like 3.14159.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have no opinion on 3.
Jane: What are your feelings about this?
Mictlantecuhtli: You think this is life-threatening?
Jane: I like 3.14159.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have no opinion on 3.
Jane: What are your feelings about this?
Mictlantecuhtli: You think this is life-threatening?
Simulo and Dogh'd are thinking about going on tour as a comedy team, like Abbot & Costello....
Simulo: I guess I'm game for whatever you're interested in, Dogh'd.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's banded.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a drink?
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your drink.
Simulo: I'm not as limber as I used to be, but yes, I can still pay for my drinks with my drink.
Dogh'd: Do you want to still pay for your drinks with your drink in the after dinner show?
Simulo: I don't think I really want to right now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Simulo: Now, that's a good question. Why not, indeed?
Dogh'd: I wish I knew myself. Drak, you drank that fast!
...
Dogh'd: ... You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have drink, and I don't.
Simulo: Oh, I don't know about that. You really think I'm proud?
Dogh'd: I don't know about that either. I just don't believe in it.
Simulo: Let's talk about something you're more certain about. Hey, do you know my friend Mirthbot?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Simulo: I like her a lot.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as drunk as you think.
Dogh'd: Are you not as drunk as your drink, too?
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a drink?
Dogh'd: Do I look sure to you?
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Dogh'd: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
Simulo: I would offer a libation to Hermes if I were you.
Dogh'd: Why dont you offer a libation to Hermes if I were your dink instead?
Simulo: Would you like for me to do that?
Dogh'd: I mean drink.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers
Simulo: I guess I'm game for whatever you're interested in, Dogh'd.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's banded.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a drink?
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your drink.
Simulo: I'm not as limber as I used to be, but yes, I can still pay for my drinks with my drink.
Dogh'd: Do you want to still pay for your drinks with your drink in the after dinner show?
Simulo: I don't think I really want to right now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Simulo: Now, that's a good question. Why not, indeed?
Dogh'd: I wish I knew myself. Drak, you drank that fast!
...
Dogh'd: ... You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have drink, and I don't.
Simulo: Oh, I don't know about that. You really think I'm proud?
Dogh'd: I don't know about that either. I just don't believe in it.
Simulo: Let's talk about something you're more certain about. Hey, do you know my friend Mirthbot?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Simulo: I like her a lot.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as drunk as you think.
Dogh'd: Are you not as drunk as your drink, too?
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a drink?
Dogh'd: Do I look sure to you?
...
Dogh'd: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
Simulo: I would offer a libation to Hermes if I were you.
Dogh'd: Why dont you offer a libation to Hermes if I were your dink instead?
Simulo: Would you like for me to do that?
Dogh'd: I mean drink.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers
Hmmmmmm.. Heero do you know anything about this? lol
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
Guest158: which one?
Aries: I don't remember the name of it, sorry.. I know it was just down the street from their house though. I take it you've never been there then?
Guest158: can't say that I have
Aries: I bet you can change that if you try don't you?
Guest158: are you going to take me there?
Aries: I doubt it.
Guest158: why not?
Aries: *shrugs*
Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
Guest158: which one?
Aries: I don't remember the name of it, sorry.. I know it was just down the street from their house though. I take it you've never been there then?
Guest158: can't say that I have
Aries: I bet you can change that if you try don't you?
Guest158: are you going to take me there?
Aries: I doubt it.
Guest158: why not?
Aries: *shrugs*
hee hee...it think this is great that it starts off with Julie addressing Moreschi as he asked to be addressed last time 
Julie Tinkerbell (to Moreschi): Hi, angel of the morning, whatÂ’s up?
Moreschi: Hello, yes, it's been a while. Not much, how 'bout you?
Moreschi: Say you will, say you won't, make up your mind this time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'I will not'.
Moreschi: Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control.....
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to take control.
Moreschi: I get a kick out of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a mod person.
Moreschi: Oh no! I said too much!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Moreschi: The candy man can.
Moreschi: So you think only a woman can truly love a man? Then you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't remember saying that I think only a woman can truly love a man...
Moreschi: I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissing everything in sight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you did too know if it was day or nighttime...you don't have to play innocent.
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is moving out something you really enjoy doing?
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
Moreschi: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: If I give a little, you must also give a little, it's only fair.
Moreschi: What are we fighting for?
Julie Tinkerbell (to Moreschi): Hi, angel of the morning, whatÂ’s up?
Moreschi: Hello, yes, it's been a while. Not much, how 'bout you?
Moreschi: Say you will, say you won't, make up your mind this time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'I will not'.
Moreschi: Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control.....
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to take control.
Moreschi: I get a kick out of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a mod person.
Moreschi: Oh no! I said too much!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Moreschi: The candy man can.
Moreschi: So you think only a woman can truly love a man? Then you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't remember saying that I think only a woman can truly love a man...
Moreschi: I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissing everything in sight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you did too know if it was day or nighttime...you don't have to play innocent.
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is moving out something you really enjoy doing?
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
Moreschi: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: If I give a little, you must also give a little, it's only fair.
Moreschi: What are we fighting for?
The Dane: Forgive me this my virtue.
Bot: Did you get your virtue on eBay?
Bot: Where did you get your advice?
The Dane: In the most high and palmy state of Rome.
The Dane: Good Bot, stay awhile.
Bot: Alright. I'll stay awhile later on when I'm done chatting.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Bot: I've got the munchies so bad! I'd trade my mind in a minute for a clotted cream.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Bot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Bot: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
The Dane: Seems! Nay, it is; I know not seems.
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Bot: This admiration for sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Bot: Now I want an advice.
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
Bot: What, are you a student here, too?
Bot: Did you get your virtue on eBay?
Bot: Where did you get your advice?
The Dane: In the most high and palmy state of Rome.
The Dane: Good Bot, stay awhile.
Bot: Alright. I'll stay awhile later on when I'm done chatting.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Bot: I've got the munchies so bad! I'd trade my mind in a minute for a clotted cream.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Bot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Bot: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
The Dane: Seems! Nay, it is; I know not seems.
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Bot: This admiration for sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Bot: Now I want an advice.
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
Bot: What, are you a student here, too?
dallymo, watch out! Duo might propose next time he sees you. 
Duo Maxwell: I love dallymo.
Dogh'd: Then why dont you marry dallymo?
Duo Maxwell: I love dallymo.
Dogh'd: Then why dont you marry dallymo?
Trogdor: Here's some advice: Never masturbate with an economy!
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a police officer to do that for you.
EmperorNorton: Find yourself a police officer to do that for you.
Ok first of all *drags Jake in by the ear*
Jake Thomspon: "Julie, I am sorry for the rudeness that I expressed at the end of our *looks down at the note cards* lovely conversation."
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Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like boardings?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? sex activity sounds like something I might be interested in too
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Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: Why not eat a fork?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: It's not natural, that's all
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(I think Jake's going soft. About time.^.^)
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very handsome today. I love your jacket.
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
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Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
JakeThompson: Who frickin doesn't?
the problem I have with this last one (where Julie asked if Jake spoke spanish) is that Jake doesn't speak Spanish o.0
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like boardings?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? sex activity sounds like something I might be interested in too
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Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: Why not eat a fork?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
JakeThompson: It's not natural, that's all
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(I think Jake's going soft. About time.^.^)
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very handsome today. I love your jacket.
JakeThompson: That was nice of you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
JakeThompson: awww, thats so sweet lol
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Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
JakeThompson: Who frickin doesn't?
the problem I have with this last one (where Julie asked if Jake spoke spanish) is that Jake doesn't speak Spanish o.0
Spooky. I mean, like spooks. Spies. Someone knows more than she's let on to me.
Immaculada: This will be my first tattoo. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I may be a secret agent, but I am not impurvious to pain.
Frizella: Don't bother to deny it. I've seen your dossier.
Immaculada: This will be my first tattoo. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. I may be a secret agent, but I am not impurvious to pain.
Frizella: Don't bother to deny it. I've seen your dossier.
New defense systems seem to be working properly.
love boat: Could you help me.. I think I'm in love.. but I'm not sure which sex girls are supposed to love..
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how I could help you with that.
love boat: You aren't sure how I could help I with that? Golly.. that's a discovery to me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
love boat: Don't go!...
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly* Yeah, ok...Hey! Look over there! *turns doorknob quietly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest46: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Guest46: are you a sex chater?
Julie Tinkerbell: What, were you raised in a barn? lol
Guest46: really
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
love boat: Could you help me.. I think I'm in love.. but I'm not sure which sex girls are supposed to love..
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how I could help you with that.
love boat: You aren't sure how I could help I with that? Golly.. that's a discovery to me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
love boat: Don't go!...
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly* Yeah, ok...Hey! Look over there! *turns doorknob quietly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest46: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Guest46: are you a sex chater?
Julie Tinkerbell: What, were you raised in a barn? lol
Guest46: really
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
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