Doghead's Cosmic Bar

(Zara goes all shy and turns a light shade of red)

All right, I don't mind the drinks being on me--I've even heard that beer can be good for your hair. But at least take the cheese out first!

Heero, cheese is good for... your skin!

Oh, good. Then you won't mind joining me! *dumps beer au gratin on Duo's head*

Woo Hoo!!
*grabs soda sprayer from it's holster behind the bar*

Uh oh, I hate fights like this, being water soluble and all! *ducks for cover*

Woah a fight ~grabs other sprayer~ HAHAHA I will reing supreme!

*shorts out*

darn - fizzy got all the ducks! i guess i'll use pigeons for cover...

Ooh fighting them's firhgitn' words! (takes up arms in the form of two soda water bottles)

You go sis! LOL!

*Slips on raincoat and moves to a quiet corner booth*

I get the sense I'm about to be involved in a cheap knockoff of Coyote Ugly.

*grabs little umbrella from cocktail and holds above head in a vain attempt to keep out splatter*