Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*flies through the door*

Greetings, Mr. Meltzner! I attempted to await your return per instructions, but this activity became tedious.
*notices baby chickens*

Are these tonight's entrée, Dogh'd? Chicken nuggets?

Hmm, putting an accent on top of the "e" didn't work out very well.

Do you think I should get a nose job?

Know your classics, Eugene... The blue fairy is a character from Pinocchio

Hey cheery NOT, this might not be the place for you. Alcohol is a depressant after all.
*trips over baby chick, cracks head on bar in fall, spends some time contemplating the mysteries of the universe from several feet lower than he was previously*

the blue fairy is from a scene in the A.I. movie. Which my top aide acted as a advisor for fairy behavior.

you guys are so nice to me. I don't deserve it though. but thanks.

Blue Fairy! Blue Fairy! Aaargggggghhhhh!

Oooh, I must have hit my head harder than I thought!

Btw Eugene Meltzner did you want me to remove your armour? Because you said that armour was not approprate to wear around us.

Hey Meltzner who are you calling a loser?! (flexes muscles)

::winks at Eugene::

I think he was referring to anyone whose bicep measurement exceeds their IQ. That would include you for a certainty.