Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Rabbit bots breeding? We have enough orphans running loose as it is.

Actually, there seem to be less of them hanging around near the bar of late. *Makes a close inspection of recently purchased cheeseburger and begins to worry* Does this burger pattie look like minced up xnones to you?

No but I recently had one made of "I was just born and can't speak well yet" and it was GREAT!

Soujnds like it would have been full of empty calories, with just a sprinkling of xgossip to give it flavor.

Hi, Zara!! You have pretty red hair.... *sits next to Zara and sips on his drink*

(Zara goes all shy and turns a light shade of red)

All right, I don't mind the drinks being on me--I've even heard that beer can be good for your hair. But at least take the cheese out first!

Heero, cheese is good for... your skin!

Oh, good. Then you won't mind joining me! *dumps beer au gratin on Duo's head*

Woo Hoo!!
*grabs soda sprayer from it's holster behind the bar*

Uh oh, I hate fights like this, being water soluble and all! *ducks for cover*

Woah a fight ~grabs other sprayer~ HAHAHA I will reing supreme!

*shorts out*