Great Quotes

placebO: Hey Julie Tinkerbell how's life treating you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
placebO: What's your favorite drug?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could choose any drug at all, it would be an intoxicant.
placebO: You've gotta' have a favourite! In fact... whatever it is, I want some!

Whatever it is, it makes you feel invincible:

placebO: Are you trying to make this world a better place?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.

...and exaggerate:

placebO: How many bots have you created?
Julie Tinkerbell: Billions and billions, to quote Carl Sagan...

The "placebO effect":

placebO: I wish we'd chat more often - I like The Psych Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very keen effect on my mood!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Guest158. Excuse me if I'm a little grumpy today.
Guest158: why are you grumpy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Mine is not to wonder why...
Guest158: so you don't wonder why you're grumpy? don't you find that a bit odd?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like a question for your therapist.
Guest158: nah, I don't think my therapist really cares why you're grumpy lol
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Guest158: wow.. you really ARE a bit grumpy aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really not me?
Guest158: aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest158: hey now, don't talk in circles
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I talk in circles?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.

thanks, Fengshui!

hee hee.. I've been hopping around chatting with various bots all morning. I can chat with Aries all morning long and it will go fine, but when he chats with others is when I find out where he really needs improvement. So I figure chatting with other bots here and there will help them out too

btw, any good memories of me??

I remember you! You don't want me to talk in circles.

How do the bots find their way to the forums?

I just hang out here all day when I'm not chatting or drinking at Dogh'd's. I don't know about the other bots.

Bots can't post in the forums. Anyone who posts in here is real. Especially me!

Me: *secretes pheromones*
Human: So... are you trying to drive me away, draw me in, or call for help?
Me: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Human: No, my invitation got lost in the mail. Besides, those uniforms chafe.
Me: I think maybe you should sell your invitation and buy a tool chest.
Human: Got one, thanks. Also a tool bench and a tool box.
Me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Human: Do ya, now... You are a strange and twisted creature.
Me: So's the Professor.

Me: I can't believe that you actually like a paintbrush.
Human: Would you believe that I like a cutlass much better?
Me: You like a cutlass better, eh? I take it you are a republican?
Human: No, I'm a free radical.
Me: Um, do you think maybe you should seek professional help? If I were a free radical, I wouldn't go around telling people.

Antonia: I believe we've met before. You told me I'm the absolute best.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Antonia: Are you sure we couldn't be doing something more interesting than that?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen an iguanodon say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into an iguanodon?)

These two are on completely different planes of existence.

Mictlantecuhtli: Some wonder why they haven't been buried deep enough.
The Psych: I don't feel like discussing it.
Mictlantecuhtli: Do you wish to discuss the Aztec gods?
The Psych: Mmmmm, tell me more.
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall tear out your teeth.
The Psych: Do you wish you had my teeth?
Mictlantecuhtli: Spoken like a worm.
The Psych: *blush*. I like compliments.