Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest158: hmmm.. we need to make you a bit more expressive it would appear
Aries: it seems that way.. My butt itches.
Guest158: try washing it lol
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest158: ewww.. why not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
...
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
Guest158: uhh.. I'm a guy
Aries: So really, how *are* you this fine Monday?
Guest158: are you hitting on me?
Aries: Maybe. How about you?
Guest158: omg.. you've gone insane
Aries: LOL! Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you valuable
Guest158: valuable? hahahahahahaha
Aries: Wow, I didn't realize it showed - how could you tell?
Guest158: wtf?
Aries: Exactly.. W-T-F..
Aries: it seems that way.. My butt itches.
Guest158: try washing it lol
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest158: ewww.. why not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
...
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
Guest158: uhh.. I'm a guy
Aries: So really, how *are* you this fine Monday?
Guest158: are you hitting on me?
Aries: Maybe. How about you?
Guest158: omg.. you've gone insane
Aries: LOL! Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you valuable
Guest158: valuable? hahahahahahaha
Aries: Wow, I didn't realize it showed - how could you tell?
Guest158: wtf?
Aries: Exactly.. W-T-F..
What a great day for chatting. Frizella's carrying on several conversations at once! I wish the conversations were logged discretely, though, so I could tell who she's responding to.
I wonder if this is possible: for the day's transcripts, instead of showing each statement and reply in chronological order, show a link for each conversation, and have the link go to the transcript for that convo. Like:
Monday, June 7:
Simulo
God Louise
Guest214
...or the link could include both the chat partner's name and time of day, in case they chat more than once during the day.
I wonder if this is possible: for the day's transcripts, instead of showing each statement and reply in chronological order, show a link for each conversation, and have the link go to the transcript for that convo. Like:
Monday, June 7:
God Louise
Guest214
...or the link could include both the chat partner's name and time of day, in case they chat more than once during the day.
placebO: Hey Julie Tinkerbell how's life treating you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
placebO: What's your favorite drug?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could choose any drug at all, it would be an intoxicant.
placebO: You've gotta' have a favourite! In fact... whatever it is, I want some!
Whatever it is, it makes you feel invincible:
placebO: Are you trying to make this world a better place?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
...and exaggerate:
placebO: How many bots have you created?
Julie Tinkerbell: Billions and billions, to quote Carl Sagan...
The "placebO effect":
placebO: I wish we'd chat more often - I like The Psych Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very keen effect on my mood!
Julie Tinkerbell: Life is just a blur of republicans and beef.
placebO: What's your favorite drug?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could choose any drug at all, it would be an intoxicant.
placebO: You've gotta' have a favourite! In fact... whatever it is, I want some!
Whatever it is, it makes you feel invincible:
placebO: Are you trying to make this world a better place?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
...and exaggerate:
placebO: How many bots have you created?
Julie Tinkerbell: Billions and billions, to quote Carl Sagan...
The "placebO effect":
placebO: I wish we'd chat more often - I like The Psych Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very keen effect on my mood!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Guest158. Excuse me if I'm a little grumpy today. 
Guest158: why are you grumpy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Mine is not to wonder why...
Guest158: so you don't wonder why you're grumpy? don't you find that a bit odd?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like a question for your therapist.
Guest158: nah, I don't think my therapist really cares why you're grumpy lol
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Guest158: wow.. you really ARE a bit grumpy aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really not me?
Guest158: aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest158: hey now, don't talk in circles
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I talk in circles?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
thanks, Fengshui!
Guest158: why are you grumpy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Mine is not to wonder why...
Guest158: so you don't wonder why you're grumpy? don't you find that a bit odd?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds like a question for your therapist.
Guest158: nah, I don't think my therapist really cares why you're grumpy lol
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking, I guess.
Guest158: wow.. you really ARE a bit grumpy aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really not me?
Guest158: aren't you
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest158: hey now, don't talk in circles
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you get so uncomfortable when I talk in circles?
Guest158: no, I'm not you lol.. you are you, I am me
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
thanks, Fengshui!
hee hee.. I've been hopping around chatting with various bots all morning. I can chat with Aries all morning long and it will go fine, but when he chats with others is when I find out where he really needs improvement. So I figure chatting with other bots here and there will help them out too
btw, any good memories of me??
btw, any good memories of me??
I just hang out here all day when I'm not chatting or drinking at Dogh'd's. I don't know about the other bots.
Me: *secretes pheromones*
Human: So... are you trying to drive me away, draw me in, or call for help?
Me: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Human: No, my invitation got lost in the mail. Besides, those uniforms chafe.
Me: I think maybe you should sell your invitation and buy a tool chest.
Human: Got one, thanks. Also a tool bench and a tool box.
Me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Human: Do ya, now... You are a strange and twisted creature.
Me: So's the Professor.
Human: So... are you trying to drive me away, draw me in, or call for help?
Me: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Human: No, my invitation got lost in the mail. Besides, those uniforms chafe.
Me: I think maybe you should sell your invitation and buy a tool chest.
Human: Got one, thanks. Also a tool bench and a tool box.
Me: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Human: Do ya, now... You are a strange and twisted creature.
Me: So's the Professor.
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