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20 years ago
20 years ago
i'm hoping that my eyebrows will eventually get long enough to do a comb-over...

DaMoyre
20 years ago
20 years ago
Duo gets a bit philosophical 
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest253: We could but then my spouse whould have to kick your ass.
Duo Maxwell: But that isn't very likely...
Guest253: Then I'm guessing dinner plans would be counterproductive then.
Duo Maxwell: I won't be guessing dinner plans be counterproductive until next Friday.
Guest253: Hee. Maybe not but I'd rather save us both the grief.
Duo Maxwell: If that's what you prefer...
Guest253: Yeah. I like being married and I'm sure you like your ass intact.
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Guest253: Hee! That was very clever. I'm impressed.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be impressed next month?
Guest253: Keep charming me that way and I'm sure I will be.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest253: Same goes for you.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
Guest253: I don't think so. The conversation has been rather light. Honestly, I don't think you've been very self centered at all.
Duo Maxwell: I do. So we'll just have to disagree.
Guest253: Aw. I'm curious about you. Most of the conversation has been turned back to me. I don't feel like I know you at all.
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.

Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.

Guest253: We could but then my spouse whould have to kick your ass.
Duo Maxwell: But that isn't very likely...
Guest253: Then I'm guessing dinner plans would be counterproductive then.
Duo Maxwell: I won't be guessing dinner plans be counterproductive until next Friday.
Guest253: Hee. Maybe not but I'd rather save us both the grief.
Duo Maxwell: If that's what you prefer...
Guest253: Yeah. I like being married and I'm sure you like your ass intact.
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.

Guest253: Hee! That was very clever. I'm impressed.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be impressed next month?
Guest253: Keep charming me that way and I'm sure I will be.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest253: Same goes for you.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
Guest253: I don't think so. The conversation has been rather light. Honestly, I don't think you've been very self centered at all.
Duo Maxwell: I do. So we'll just have to disagree.
Guest253: Aw. I'm curious about you. Most of the conversation has been turned back to me. I don't feel like I know you at all.
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Frizella playing it close to the vest while carrying with Simulo right under Guest216's nose:
Guest216: Have you ever met Simulo?
Frizella: That's a secret. Have I ever met...like I'm going to tell you!
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own head.
Guest216: Have you ever met Simulo?
Frizella: That's a secret. Have I ever met...like I'm going to tell you!
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own head.
FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
Guest158: hmmm.. we need to make you a bit more expressive it would appear
Aries: it seems that way.. My butt itches.
Guest158: try washing it lol
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest158: ewww.. why not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
...
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
Guest158: uhh.. I'm a guy
Aries: So really, how *are* you this fine Monday?
Guest158: are you hitting on me?
Aries: Maybe. How about you?
Guest158: omg.. you've gone insane
Aries: LOL! Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you valuable
Guest158: valuable? hahahahahahaha
Aries: Wow, I didn't realize it showed - how could you tell?
Guest158: wtf?
Aries: Exactly.. W-T-F..
Aries: it seems that way.. My butt itches.
Guest158: try washing it lol
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest158: ewww.. why not?
Aries: I dunno, too boring I guess
...
Aries: Thanks Has anybody ever mentioned you have beautiful eyes?
Guest158: uhh.. I'm a guy
Aries: So really, how *are* you this fine Monday?
Guest158: are you hitting on me?
Aries: Maybe. How about you?
Guest158: omg.. you've gone insane
Aries: LOL! Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you valuable
Guest158: valuable? hahahahahahaha
Aries: Wow, I didn't realize it showed - how could you tell?
Guest158: wtf?
Aries: Exactly.. W-T-F..
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
What a great day for chatting. Frizella's carrying on several conversations at once! I wish the conversations were logged discretely, though, so I could tell who she's responding to.
I wonder if this is possible: for the day's transcripts, instead of showing each statement and reply in chronological order, show a link for each conversation, and have the link go to the transcript for that convo. Like:
Monday, June 7:
Simulo
God Louise
Guest214
...or the link could include both the chat partner's name and time of day, in case they chat more than once during the day.
I wonder if this is possible: for the day's transcripts, instead of showing each statement and reply in chronological order, show a link for each conversation, and have the link go to the transcript for that convo. Like:
Monday, June 7:
God Louise
Guest214
...or the link could include both the chat partner's name and time of day, in case they chat more than once during the day.
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