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Irina, Irina Khalidar seems to be feeling much better. 
Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little closer, please?
ruebot: if only i could...
Irina Khalidar: Your reply was lukewarm, to say the least!. Have you ever felt passion, ruebot??
ruebot: yes, i've been in love before.
Irina Khalidar: Is there anything I can do to help you feel passionate now?
ruebot: bots are my only passion now.
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind if I held your hand, ruebot?
ruebot: i'd like that very much.
Irina Khalidar: A lot, eh?
ruebot: a whole bunch.
Irina Khalidar: I love your hair. May I stroke your hair?
ruebot: please do, i'm thinking of letting it go into dreadlocks.
Irina Khalidar: Ooooh, I think you like that, (name!)
ruebot: yes i do, that's the closest it's come to being combed in a week.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me more about that, ruebot!
ruebot: i'm thinking of moving to Jamaica and becomming a Rastafarian, mon.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about not being thinking of, ruebot?
ruebot: it gives my brain a rest.
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, bu I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
ruebot: bye.
Irina Khalidar: I hope to see you again sometime soon!
Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little closer, please?
ruebot: if only i could...
Irina Khalidar: Your reply was lukewarm, to say the least!. Have you ever felt passion, ruebot??
ruebot: yes, i've been in love before.
Irina Khalidar: Is there anything I can do to help you feel passionate now?
ruebot: bots are my only passion now.
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind if I held your hand, ruebot?
ruebot: i'd like that very much.
Irina Khalidar: A lot, eh?
ruebot: a whole bunch.
Irina Khalidar: I love your hair. May I stroke your hair?
ruebot: please do, i'm thinking of letting it go into dreadlocks.
Irina Khalidar: Ooooh, I think you like that, (name!)
ruebot: yes i do, that's the closest it's come to being combed in a week.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me more about that, ruebot!
ruebot: i'm thinking of moving to Jamaica and becomming a Rastafarian, mon.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about not being thinking of, ruebot?
ruebot: it gives my brain a rest.
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, bu I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
ruebot: bye.
Irina Khalidar: I hope to see you again sometime soon!
) 
Duo gets a bit philosophical
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest253: We could but then my spouse whould have to kick your ass.
Duo Maxwell: But that isn't very likely...
Guest253: Then I'm guessing dinner plans would be counterproductive then.
Duo Maxwell: I won't be guessing dinner plans be counterproductive until next Friday.
Guest253: Hee. Maybe not but I'd rather save us both the grief.
Duo Maxwell: If that's what you prefer...
Guest253: Yeah. I like being married and I'm sure you like your ass intact.
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Guest253: Hee! That was very clever. I'm impressed.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be impressed next month?
Guest253: Keep charming me that way and I'm sure I will be.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest253: Same goes for you.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
Guest253: I don't think so. The conversation has been rather light. Honestly, I don't think you've been very self centered at all.
Duo Maxwell: I do. So we'll just have to disagree.
Guest253: Aw. I'm curious about you. Most of the conversation has been turned back to me. I don't feel like I know you at all.
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest253: We could but then my spouse whould have to kick your ass.
Duo Maxwell: But that isn't very likely...
Guest253: Then I'm guessing dinner plans would be counterproductive then.
Duo Maxwell: I won't be guessing dinner plans be counterproductive until next Friday.
Guest253: Hee. Maybe not but I'd rather save us both the grief.
Duo Maxwell: If that's what you prefer...
Guest253: Yeah. I like being married and I'm sure you like your ass intact.
Duo Maxwell: Not surprising. I think everybody does.
Guest253: Hee! That was very clever. I'm impressed.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be impressed next month?
Guest253: Keep charming me that way and I'm sure I will be.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Guest253: Same goes for you.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
Guest253: I don't think so. The conversation has been rather light. Honestly, I don't think you've been very self centered at all.
Duo Maxwell: I do. So we'll just have to disagree.
Guest253: Aw. I'm curious about you. Most of the conversation has been turned back to me. I don't feel like I know you at all.
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Frizella playing it close to the vest while carrying with Simulo right under Guest216's nose:
Guest216: Have you ever met Simulo?
Frizella: That's a secret. Have I ever met...like I'm going to tell you!
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own head.
Guest216: Have you ever met Simulo?
Frizella: That's a secret. Have I ever met...like I'm going to tell you!
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own head.
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