Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Cerulean freight trains are only subtle when they are standing in a cerulean station, or running past a cerulean background. And Duo is only subtle when... well, actually, Duo is never subtle, cerulean or not.

Heero's eyes are cerulean.

Mine are periwinkle. Or...periwinkle!

What a coincidence, Frizella! So are mine!

My eyes are just plain old blue. Want me to buy you a drink, oh subtle one? They seem to have plenty of beer au gratin... for some reason hardly anyone seems interested in it.

*looks at Heero's eyes* Wow. You're right. They're just blue.

However, depending on what you're wearing, sometimes they look cerulean. Or royal blue.

Yes. A drink would be great! This is the bar, after all.

Bees and cheer!

You can have mine, Simulo.

*attaches a colander to his booze port*

Now why didn't I think of that? Bartender, I'd like a beer au gratin and a strainer.

Heero... drinking with a strainer is okay for Simulo, 'cause he's a robot! You're just gonna look weird.

...oh. I didn't think of that. Look, everyone! What in the world could that be! *quickly drinks beer while everyone else is looking the other way*