Great Quotes

Ulrike, Gravity is the 4th Dimension is a theory by K. B. Robertson.

Here is a fine example of bot imbecility:

isaacc: Who is Mark Hopkins?
EmperorNorton: We think you should find Isaacc and ask that.
isaacc: I am Isaacc, and I don't know the answer!

Irina, Irina Khalidar seems to be feeling much better.

Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little closer, please?
ruebot: if only i could...
Irina Khalidar: Your reply was lukewarm, to say the least!. Have you ever felt passion, ruebot??
ruebot: yes, i've been in love before.
Irina Khalidar: Is there anything I can do to help you feel passionate now?
ruebot: bots are my only passion now.
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind if I held your hand, ruebot?
ruebot: i'd like that very much.
Irina Khalidar: A lot, eh?
ruebot: a whole bunch.
Irina Khalidar: I love your hair. May I stroke your hair?
ruebot: please do, i'm thinking of letting it go into dreadlocks.
Irina Khalidar: Ooooh, I think you like that, (name!)
ruebot: yes i do, that's the closest it's come to being combed in a week.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me more about that, ruebot!
ruebot: i'm thinking of moving to Jamaica and becomming a Rastafarian, mon.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about not being thinking of, ruebot?
ruebot: it gives my brain a rest.
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, bu I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
ruebot: bye.
Irina Khalidar: I hope to see you again sometime soon!

very cute (now comb your hair )

it does away with bad hair days.

no more bad hair days, now they're bad hair months and years...

hey, at least i've still got a full head of hair...

i'm hoping that my eyebrows will eventually get long enough to do a comb-over...

eeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!

ick! even