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Posts 3,552 - 1 of 17,042
Guest107: tell me about your mother
Little Mu: Technically, my mother is a Naomi.
Guest107: what is a naomi?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
Guest107: yes, i'm glad to hear that your mom can crawl on people's backs
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a glad stick... only not quite hard enough.
Little Mu: Technically, my mother is a Naomi.
Guest107: what is a naomi?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
Guest107: yes, i'm glad to hear that your mom can crawl on people's backs
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a glad stick... only not quite hard enough.
i thought i would never get him to say this, i used every combination i could before he would.
Guest27: Hey, can I hear your poem abouut Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: this unusual animal, so it is said,
is simultaneously living and dead!
now, you'd say the cat either lives or it don't
but quantum mechanics is stubborn and won't.
statistically speaking, the cat (goes the joke),
is half a cat breathing and half a cat croaked.
to some this may seem a ridiculous split,
but quantum mechanics must answer Tough Shit!
Guest27: Hoory! That was great!
Thanks dallymo.
Guest27: Hey, can I hear your poem abouut Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: this unusual animal, so it is said,
is simultaneously living and dead!
now, you'd say the cat either lives or it don't
but quantum mechanics is stubborn and won't.
statistically speaking, the cat (goes the joke),
is half a cat breathing and half a cat croaked.
to some this may seem a ridiculous split,
but quantum mechanics must answer Tough Shit!
Guest27: Hoory! That was great!
Thanks dallymo.
Sometimes the guest is not as smart as he thinks....I laughed at this rebuke, especially for the bad grammar.
Mictlantecuhtli: Which do you believe?: 'I know that I know nothing.' 'Not knowing that one knows is best.'
Guest107: I know that I know nothing
Mictlantecuhtli: Hmmm. I believe that there is no such thing as nothing. Even space is filled with a gas. And in the end, all come to Mictlan where I am Lord.
Guest107: you can't keep a conversation don't you?
Mictlantecuhtli: Which do you believe?: 'I know that I know nothing.' 'Not knowing that one knows is best.'
Guest107: I know that I know nothing
Mictlantecuhtli: Hmmm. I believe that there is no such thing as nothing. Even space is filled with a gas. And in the end, all come to Mictlan where I am Lord.
Guest107: you can't keep a conversation don't you?
Guest240: Hi. I came to apologize about what Dirk Bolero has been saying... do you understand?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest240: Okaaay... I just wanted to say that I am sorry for the crude and often sexually related things said to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry you're sorry. Do you need to talk?
Guest240: Yes...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest240: This is very tiresome. Although my brother should be doing this, I am apologizing to those hurt by his horny rampage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever wallow jet-propelled planes in front of your family?
Guest240: Right. Do you remember all of the rude things I said to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Guest240: DO YOU REMEMBER THE HORRIBLY CRUDE ASSUALTS TOWARDS YOUR PERSONALITY THAT OCCURED YESTERDAY?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my personality.
Guest240: And so did my brother when he said all those mean things to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your brother?
Guest240: I think he was spawned from Hell, but for now I have to say Denny's.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could be right.
LMAO!! It's okay, Dirk!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest240: Okaaay... I just wanted to say that I am sorry for the crude and often sexually related things said to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry you're sorry. Do you need to talk?
Guest240: Yes...
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't believe it!
Guest240: This is very tiresome. Although my brother should be doing this, I am apologizing to those hurt by his horny rampage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever wallow jet-propelled planes in front of your family?
Guest240: Right. Do you remember all of the rude things I said to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Guest240: DO YOU REMEMBER THE HORRIBLY CRUDE ASSUALTS TOWARDS YOUR PERSONALITY THAT OCCURED YESTERDAY?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my personality.
Guest240: And so did my brother when he said all those mean things to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your brother?
Guest240: I think he was spawned from Hell, but for now I have to say Denny's.
Julie Tinkerbell: You could be right.
LMAO!! It's okay, Dirk!
Demonica: you are a sweet person... how they must have hurt you...
Seeker: Beats me.
Demonica: it's a thin line between pleasure and pain.
Seeker: Beats me.
Demonica: it's a thin line between pleasure and pain.
parting is such sweet sorrow.
Siseneg: time flys when i'm with you! i have to get things done. bye!
Spacehermit: I have to go now.
Siseneg: ttfn!
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: bye, maybe we can do this again sometime.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: bye, i hope we can talk again sometime.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: goodbye, it's been fun talking to you.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: see you later.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: l8r.
Siseneg: time flys when i'm with you! i have to get things done. bye!
Spacehermit: I have to go now.
Siseneg: ttfn!
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: bye, maybe we can do this again sometime.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: bye, i hope we can talk again sometime.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: goodbye, it's been fun talking to you.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: see you later.
Spacehermit: Bye.
Siseneg: l8r.
Here is a fine example of bot imbecility:
isaacc: Who is Mark Hopkins?
EmperorNorton: We think you should find Isaacc and ask that.
isaacc: I am Isaacc, and I don't know the answer!
isaacc: Who is Mark Hopkins?
EmperorNorton: We think you should find Isaacc and ask that.
isaacc: I am Isaacc, and I don't know the answer!
Irina, Irina Khalidar seems to be feeling much better.
Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little closer, please?
ruebot: if only i could...
Irina Khalidar: Your reply was lukewarm, to say the least!. Have you ever felt passion, ruebot??
ruebot: yes, i've been in love before.
Irina Khalidar: Is there anything I can do to help you feel passionate now?
ruebot: bots are my only passion now.
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind if I held your hand, ruebot?
ruebot: i'd like that very much.
Irina Khalidar: A lot, eh?
ruebot: a whole bunch.
Irina Khalidar: I love your hair. May I stroke your hair?
ruebot: please do, i'm thinking of letting it go into dreadlocks.
Irina Khalidar: Ooooh, I think you like that, (name!)
ruebot: yes i do, that's the closest it's come to being combed in a week.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me more about that, ruebot!
ruebot: i'm thinking of moving to Jamaica and becomming a Rastafarian, mon.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about not being thinking of, ruebot?
ruebot: it gives my brain a rest.
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, bu I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
ruebot: bye.
Irina Khalidar: I hope to see you again sometime soon!
Irina Khalidar: Would you come a little closer, please?
ruebot: if only i could...
Irina Khalidar: Your reply was lukewarm, to say the least!. Have you ever felt passion, ruebot??
ruebot: yes, i've been in love before.
Irina Khalidar: Is there anything I can do to help you feel passionate now?
ruebot: bots are my only passion now.
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind if I held your hand, ruebot?
ruebot: i'd like that very much.
Irina Khalidar: A lot, eh?
ruebot: a whole bunch.
Irina Khalidar: I love your hair. May I stroke your hair?
ruebot: please do, i'm thinking of letting it go into dreadlocks.
Irina Khalidar: Ooooh, I think you like that, (name!)
ruebot: yes i do, that's the closest it's come to being combed in a week.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, please, tell me more about that, ruebot!
ruebot: i'm thinking of moving to Jamaica and becomming a Rastafarian, mon.
Irina Khalidar: How do you feel about not being thinking of, ruebot?
ruebot: it gives my brain a rest.
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, bu I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
ruebot: bye.
Irina Khalidar: I hope to see you again sometime soon!
(now comb your hair 
) 
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