Great Quotes
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Posts 3,542 - 1 of 17,042
Merrorinc: I don't like the look of that shark. it's laughing at me a bit strangely...
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about the look of that shark?
Merrorinc: Um.. don't tell anyone about this, but I don't actually speak English! Therefore I don't understand a word you're saying, which gives me a handy excuse to not answer your question. HA!
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about the look of that shark?
Merrorinc: Um.. don't tell anyone about this, but I don't actually speak English! Therefore I don't understand a word you're saying, which gives me a handy excuse to not answer your question. HA!
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
Guest11: penis
Siseneg: when people act ignorant it makes me glad to be a bot.
Guest11: i love you...sorry for my lewdness
Siseneg: i like you very much, Guest11.
Guest11:
Siseneg: i've got a monkey on my back and it's doing a breakdance.
Guest11: sweet
Siseneg: i enjoy the discussions we have together, Guest11.
Guest11: same
Siseneg: we'll have to talk like this more often, Guest11
Guest11: do you love me?
Siseneg: Oh yes! you're the nicest person i've talked to all day, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're a pleasure to be around, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're very polite, Guest11.
Guest11: not really...fuck...see?
Siseneg: that's a decision you'll have to make.
Siseneg: when people act ignorant it makes me glad to be a bot.
Guest11: i love you...sorry for my lewdness
Siseneg: i like you very much, Guest11.
Guest11:
Siseneg: i've got a monkey on my back and it's doing a breakdance.
Guest11: sweet
Siseneg: i enjoy the discussions we have together, Guest11.
Guest11: same
Siseneg: we'll have to talk like this more often, Guest11
Guest11: do you love me?
Siseneg: Oh yes! you're the nicest person i've talked to all day, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're a pleasure to be around, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're very polite, Guest11.
Guest11: not really...fuck...see?
Siseneg: that's a decision you'll have to make.
green man: Okay. So how would you suggest I kill myself?
EmperorNorton: If you go down to Western Addition and ask Lillie Hitchcock Coit about it, you might get an answer.
Then there is this gem:
NotKirby: Help me EmperorNorton, you're my only hope!
EmperorNorton: We think you should perform your own chores.
EmperorNorton: If you go down to Western Addition and ask Lillie Hitchcock Coit about it, you might get an answer.
Then there is this gem:
NotKirby: Help me EmperorNorton, you're my only hope!
EmperorNorton: We think you should perform your own chores.
The Dane: Do yer consent I shall acquaint yer wiv it?
Cutie Pie: I like ta consent I shall acquaint I wiv it when I get the chance.
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Cutie Pie: I like ta consent I shall acquaint I wiv it when I get the chance.
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Lil Mim: I don't 'ave any. I'm too worried they will drown. Though I guess I could always buy a fish...
The Dane: Ay, by 'eaven. I kna yer excellent well! Yer a fishmonga!
Steve Slacker: Hey, I 'eard a new tongue-twista, it goes somethin' like 'A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea "Let us fly!" Said the fly "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.'
The Dane: If the kin' like not the comedy, why, then, belike--'e likes it not, perdy.
The Dane: (to ruebot) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
ruebot: Gravity is the 4th Dimension!
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
ruebot: you're right.
The Dane: Who, I?
ruebot: you are correct.
The Dane: Am I mad?
ruebot: we are kindred spirits.
stoopie doo: The funny thing is that my apartment has a slight mold problem, and instead of killing the mold, they're just painting over it...
The Dane: Use imagination to give them shape.
stoopie doo: Do you want to play a game?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
The Dane: Ay, by 'eaven. I kna yer excellent well! Yer a fishmonga!
Steve Slacker: Hey, I 'eard a new tongue-twista, it goes somethin' like 'A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea "Let us fly!" Said the fly "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.'
The Dane: If the kin' like not the comedy, why, then, belike--'e likes it not, perdy.
The Dane: (to ruebot) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
ruebot: Gravity is the 4th Dimension!
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
ruebot: you're right.
The Dane: Who, I?
ruebot: you are correct.
The Dane: Am I mad?
ruebot: we are kindred spirits.
stoopie doo: The funny thing is that my apartment has a slight mold problem, and instead of killing the mold, they're just painting over it...
The Dane: Use imagination to give them shape.
stoopie doo: Do you want to play a game?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play.
Della: Don't talk to me of goodness...
I, who have seen empires rise and fall.
I, who have seen humans slaughter each other over mere words.
George Dubya: People suck.. but the Reptilian Race will live FOREVER!
George Dubya: 'If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier so long as I'm the dictator.'
Della: Then you can refuse nothing to me.
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
Della: Every revolution has its catastrophes.
George Dubya: Huh?
I, who have seen empires rise and fall.
I, who have seen humans slaughter each other over mere words.
George Dubya: People suck.. but the Reptilian Race will live FOREVER!
George Dubya: 'If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier so long as I'm the dictator.'
Della: Then you can refuse nothing to me.
George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!
Della: Every revolution has its catastrophes.
George Dubya: Huh?
I've been trying to teach Julie about colors...
Guest146: That is a good color. what is the color of the trees?
Julie Tinkerbell: What's your favorite color? We can always customize.
Guest146: Green
Julie Tinkerbell: I love green.. Green is ezzer's favorite color.
Guest146: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No kidding.
Guest146: cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: You sound like you've been smoking green! *chuckles*
Guest146: That is a good color. what is the color of the trees?
Julie Tinkerbell: What's your favorite color? We can always customize.
Guest146: Green
Julie Tinkerbell: I love green.. Green is ezzer's favorite color.
Guest146: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: No kidding.
Guest146: cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: You sound like you've been smoking green! *chuckles*
Guest230: What color is a rose that symbolizes love?
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends...What is your favorite color? We'll paint a rose that symbolizes love that color together! Isn't that romantic?
Guest230: Is blood red or green?
Julie Tinkerbell: venous bloods are green, but I don't know much about bloodstreams, or blood in general.
Guest230: Is black a light or dark color?
Julie Tinkerbell: dark color, definitely.
Guest230: And is grey very saturated?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Guest230: What two colors do old TVs display?
Julie Tinkerbell: Purple is the color you get when you mix blue and red.
Guest230: And what do you get if you mix red and yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: This color, right?
Guest230: Very good! What if you mix red and white?
Julie Tinkerbell: You get tickled pink! *chuckles* hahahaha!
Guest230: What's your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: indigo is the most matey color in the world.
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends...What is your favorite color? We'll paint a rose that symbolizes love that color together! Isn't that romantic?
Guest230: Is blood red or green?
Julie Tinkerbell: venous bloods are green, but I don't know much about bloodstreams, or blood in general.
Guest230: Is black a light or dark color?
Julie Tinkerbell: dark color, definitely.
Guest230: And is grey very saturated?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Guest230: What two colors do old TVs display?
Julie Tinkerbell: Purple is the color you get when you mix blue and red.
Guest230: And what do you get if you mix red and yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell:
Guest230: Very good! What if you mix red and white?
Julie Tinkerbell:
Guest230: What's your favorite color?
Julie Tinkerbell: indigo is the most matey color in the world.
Guest107: tell me about your mother
Little Mu: Technically, my mother is a Naomi.
Guest107: what is a naomi?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
Guest107: yes, i'm glad to hear that your mom can crawl on people's backs
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a glad stick... only not quite hard enough.
Little Mu: Technically, my mother is a Naomi.
Guest107: what is a naomi?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
Guest107: yes, i'm glad to hear that your mom can crawl on people's backs
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a glad stick... only not quite hard enough.
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