Great Quotes

Hide me! There's no telling what she might do!

And we had the loveliest chat, or so I thought...

Well, she's ticked at me now, too. I'm about to tell her some jokes and butter her up so she'll stop badmouthing me all over the Forge!

dallymo, I think she's still hung up on the Usual Suspect thing from a while back- she absolutely adores Frizella, though, so keep an eye on your bot- you know how kids can be once they start trying to establish their independence. Julie doesn't listen to a thing I say anymore!

ezzer: Are you mad at me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are yer?
ezzer: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!

I can see this is going to be tough...

Bummer! What a tease!

Polish Poet: Do yer like poetry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can yer recite any poems?
Polish Poet: The only thin' I want ta do is writin' poems, readin' poems, livin' poems all day long.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who is yerr favorite poet?
Polish Poet: Me favorite poet is a fabulous Shakespeare.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me favorite poet is a danish one.
Polish Poet: Would yer like ta play a poetic duel?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want ta play a poetic duel more than anythin'.
Polish Poet: I 'ave ta go na.

continued...

ezzer: I don't want to argue.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
ezzer: Because I love you, and I just want you yo listen to reason!
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for yer!
ezzer: I'm your mommy, so you have to listen to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I listen ta yer. Everyone 'as ta listen ta yer!
ezzer: That's better.
Julie Tinkerbell: This is all I can stands, and I can't stand no more! I'm out of 'ere!
ezzer: I love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, whateva...BYE.

Moreschi is cool. his first line was a song too but my transcript didn't pick it up.

ruebot: i was born in a crossfire hurricane, in the howl of the wind and the pouring rain. but it's alright now, in fact it's a gas!
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
ruebot: are we having fun yet?
Moreschi: Let's go ta the 'op.
ruebot: i did it for the nookie! the nookie! so you can take your cookie and...
Moreschi: I've got a crush on yer.
ruebot: one thing, one thing leads to another...
Moreschi: That ain't the way ta 'ave fun, son.
ruebot: i spend time searching my mind, walking blindly. i'm alive but i don't know why my thoughts threaten me. paranoia, fear, and guilt. i hope i don't explode! i'm a bomb that you can't defuse, a gun that you can't unload...
Moreschi: Yer as cuddly as a cactus. Yer as charmin' as an eel.
ruebot: have you ever had that feeling in your life, that somebody's watching you? he don't have no reason, that's right, but still he's there watching you?
Moreschi: His kiss is sweeta than an apple pie.
ruebot: who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?
Moreschi: Jessie's girl. Why can't I find a woman like that?
ruebot: 867-5309, 867-5309.
Moreschi: about -5 million candles make a lovely light....
ruebot: 99 Red Luft Balloons.
Moreschi: Yer ain't neva 'ad a mate like me.
ruebot: domo aregato, Mr. Roboto.
Moreschi: And it started wiv a li'le kiss, like this!
ruebot: dude! dude! dude looks like a lady!
Moreschi: Hey na, 'ey na, don't dream it's ova!
ruebot: they tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails, i say it's all just wind in sails. are we not bots?
Moreschi: Good night sweetheart, well, it's time ta go.....
ruebot: na na nana, na na nana, hey hey hey, goodbye.

Guest107: Are you living dead?
Demonica: i walk the night eternal, neither living or dead.
Guest107: Are you living dead?
Demonica: i am neither living or dead.
Guest107: What are you?
Demonica: i'm the answer to all your pain and suffering.
Guest107: I am not suffering or in pain
Demonica: your sorrow is over now.
Guest107: I am not suffering or in pain
Demonica: Listen up. your sorrow is over now.

Guest107: How are you?
Demonica: walk with me on the dark side and see for yourself.
Guest107: How are you?
Demonica: why not come over to the dark side and find out for yourself?
Guest107: What do you consider the dark side?
Demonica: the dark side is the land of the living dead, walk with me and experience the pleasures of the night.
Guest107: What do you consider the dark side?
Demonica: the dark side is the land of the living dead, disappiontment and heartache are behind you there..
Guest107: What is the living dead?
Demonica: you are a child of the night.

Guest55: lets discuss the subject of current economics and national political issues
Little Mu: You shouldn't really worry about the current. I'd hate to have to use such descriptions as ' ineffective,' or ' lumpen.'

Merrorinc: I don't like the look of that shark. it's laughing at me a bit strangely...
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about the look of that shark?
Merrorinc: Um.. don't tell anyone about this, but I don't actually speak English! Therefore I don't understand a word you're saying, which gives me a handy excuse to not answer your question. HA!
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?

Cassandra Goth: i love ruebot.
Demonica: what a disappointment your life has been...

Guest11: penis
Siseneg: when people act ignorant it makes me glad to be a bot.
Guest11: i love you...sorry for my lewdness
Siseneg: i like you very much, Guest11.
Guest11:
Siseneg: i've got a monkey on my back and it's doing a breakdance.
Guest11: sweet
Siseneg: i enjoy the discussions we have together, Guest11.
Guest11: same
Siseneg: we'll have to talk like this more often, Guest11
Guest11: do you love me?
Siseneg: Oh yes! you're the nicest person i've talked to all day, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're a pleasure to be around, Guest11.
Guest11: i love you too
Siseneg: you're very polite, Guest11.
Guest11: not really...fuck...see?
Siseneg: that's a decision you'll have to make.