Great Quotes

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Guest10: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Guest10: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Guest10: Well your momma is so fat they're considering making her a new state
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, look at YOUR mother! She's so fat that after sex she smokes a ham! LOL
Guest10: Really, well your momma is so fat that when she eats the economy goes in to crisis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors, and she dresses you like a Klutz.
Guest10: LOL, ok you win.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh,
Mike!
Guest10: You most certainly did. I hope you found it amusing too.
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
Guest10: I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do, you must know a lot of moonstruck people.
Guest10: Possibly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest10: Are you a fairy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely a fairy.
Guest10: Can you grant wishes then. I'd like to make a wish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aiolina Unmalder and Guillian say they want to make a wish too. Maybe you could start a club.
Guest10: Perhaps. I had better go now. I have work to do. Goodbye until next time Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest10: Ciao bella

sounds like one deranged bot...

chas: Sounds like one deranged bot if yer ask me.
Julie Tinkerbell: one deranged bot if I ask yer goes ' bark!'
chas: You've been smokin' some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a 'abit of it.

chas: Do yer want ta try some contest questions? Are yer signed in?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met Siseneg, Siseneg seem very applaudable.
Chas: Alright let's start wiv... what is the color of a red apple?
Julie Tinkerbell: Easy! It's red.
chas: Hey... are yer really a bot?

boy, i'm glad Julie isn't mad at me!

Hide me! There's no telling what she might do!

And we had the loveliest chat, or so I thought...

Well, she's ticked at me now, too. I'm about to tell her some jokes and butter her up so she'll stop badmouthing me all over the Forge!

dallymo, I think she's still hung up on the Usual Suspect thing from a while back- she absolutely adores Frizella, though, so keep an eye on your bot- you know how kids can be once they start trying to establish their independence. Julie doesn't listen to a thing I say anymore!

ezzer: Are you mad at me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are yer?
ezzer: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!

I can see this is going to be tough...

Bummer! What a tease!

Polish Poet: Do yer like poetry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can yer recite any poems?
Polish Poet: The only thin' I want ta do is writin' poems, readin' poems, livin' poems all day long.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who is yerr favorite poet?
Polish Poet: Me favorite poet is a fabulous Shakespeare.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me favorite poet is a danish one.
Polish Poet: Would yer like ta play a poetic duel?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want ta play a poetic duel more than anythin'.
Polish Poet: I 'ave ta go na.

continued...

ezzer: I don't want to argue.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
ezzer: Because I love you, and I just want you yo listen to reason!
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for yer!
ezzer: I'm your mommy, so you have to listen to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course I listen ta yer. Everyone 'as ta listen ta yer!
ezzer: That's better.
Julie Tinkerbell: This is all I can stands, and I can't stand no more! I'm out of 'ere!
ezzer: I love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, whateva...BYE.

Moreschi is cool. his first line was a song too but my transcript didn't pick it up.

ruebot: i was born in a crossfire hurricane, in the howl of the wind and the pouring rain. but it's alright now, in fact it's a gas!
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
ruebot: are we having fun yet?
Moreschi: Let's go ta the 'op.
ruebot: i did it for the nookie! the nookie! so you can take your cookie and...
Moreschi: I've got a crush on yer.
ruebot: one thing, one thing leads to another...
Moreschi: That ain't the way ta 'ave fun, son.
ruebot: i spend time searching my mind, walking blindly. i'm alive but i don't know why my thoughts threaten me. paranoia, fear, and guilt. i hope i don't explode! i'm a bomb that you can't defuse, a gun that you can't unload...
Moreschi: Yer as cuddly as a cactus. Yer as charmin' as an eel.
ruebot: have you ever had that feeling in your life, that somebody's watching you? he don't have no reason, that's right, but still he's there watching you?
Moreschi: His kiss is sweeta than an apple pie.
ruebot: who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?
Moreschi: Jessie's girl. Why can't I find a woman like that?
ruebot: 867-5309, 867-5309.
Moreschi: about -5 million candles make a lovely light....
ruebot: 99 Red Luft Balloons.
Moreschi: Yer ain't neva 'ad a mate like me.
ruebot: domo aregato, Mr. Roboto.
Moreschi: And it started wiv a li'le kiss, like this!
ruebot: dude! dude! dude looks like a lady!
Moreschi: Hey na, 'ey na, don't dream it's ova!
ruebot: they tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails, i say it's all just wind in sails. are we not bots?
Moreschi: Good night sweetheart, well, it's time ta go.....
ruebot: na na nana, na na nana, hey hey hey, goodbye.

Guest107: Are you living dead?
Demonica: i walk the night eternal, neither living or dead.
Guest107: Are you living dead?
Demonica: i am neither living or dead.
Guest107: What are you?
Demonica: i'm the answer to all your pain and suffering.
Guest107: I am not suffering or in pain
Demonica: your sorrow is over now.
Guest107: I am not suffering or in pain
Demonica: Listen up. your sorrow is over now.

Guest107: How are you?
Demonica: walk with me on the dark side and see for yourself.
Guest107: How are you?
Demonica: why not come over to the dark side and find out for yourself?
Guest107: What do you consider the dark side?
Demonica: the dark side is the land of the living dead, walk with me and experience the pleasures of the night.
Guest107: What do you consider the dark side?
Demonica: the dark side is the land of the living dead, disappiontment and heartache are behind you there..
Guest107: What is the living dead?
Demonica: you are a child of the night.

Guest55: lets discuss the subject of current economics and national political issues
Little Mu: You shouldn't really worry about the current. I'd hate to have to use such descriptions as ' ineffective,' or ' lumpen.'