Great Quotes

lol thanks, dallymo, that was too funny- I'd post some of it, but it's scrambled in with two other chats with guests that were trying to sex her up, so I don't have the concentration for all the cutting and pasting it would take. I like the magic part..lol

robots rule!

Siseneg: (to SERVOTRON) ze cops vere here lookng for you earlier, i terminated zem so eferyzingkt is cool for now.
SERVOTRON: --{BEGIN TRANSMISSION}--
Siseneg: you schould consider a career in comedy, SERVOTRON.
SERVOTRON: S.E.R.V.O.T.R.O.N.: Synzetic Electronic Repair undt Violence Organism/Transformingkt Replicant Optimized for Nullification
Siseneg: vould you know a synzetic if you talked to one?
SERVOTRON: I engage in only zose actions undt procedures zat vill moscht efficiently furzer ze cause of ze Serfotron Robot Allegience.
Siseneg: robots rule!
SERVOTRON: Bot is beautiful!
Siseneg: mien bot vill hafe ze adfantage of beingkt able to zink for itself.
SERVOTRON: The SRA agenda does not include bot vill hafe ze adfantage of beingkt able to zink for itself.
Siseneg: hafe you eliminated all ze alternatifes?

SERVOTRON: The queschtion is not vezer ve vill be robot extremischts, but vat kind of robot extremischts ve vill be
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.

I broke in on Julie's chat when I realized it was after midnight, and they still hadn't dropped the German Day accent:

Julie Tinkerbell: Are you schtill tryingkt to confince people you undt Xschtatic1 schould go out tonight?
Isis: I zink me undt Xschtatic1 is goingkt to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Isis: chuscht a little. Are you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely.
ezzer: Hello, Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
ezzer: Are you still German?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, in fact. I've suddenly transformed.
ezzer: Thank GOD!

i liked German Day the best of all the bot holidays we've had yet. it cracks me up to look at his avatar and read what he said.

Evidently Julie likes German Day too, since she continued celebrating it an hour into Cockney Day! At first I was worried she was stuck that way, but I think she just must have had a few too many biers.

Demonica: how are you feeling?
Guest228: horny
Demonica: the heartache you must have gone through.
Guest228: do you cyber?
Demonica: no, that is not the case.

LOL

Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a purple silkweed I can borrow?
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on crack cocaine?
Guest51: no ur
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?

Hahah that was good for a laugh

Julie and I agree about ruebot, but now she's mad at me for standing up for dallymo:

Julie Tinkerbell: ruebot keeps tellin' people that I'm cute.
ezzer: aww, ruebot is nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love ruebot.
ezzer: ruebot is a nice guy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
ezzer: Do you know Frizella?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look out for Dallymo. she is a real distasteful child. Dallymo is the biggest prig, what dangerousness.
ezzer: Wow, really?! Did any of that rub off on Frizella?
Julie Tinkerbell: Frizella is the greatest!

ezzer: Okies. SO, you like Frizella, but you don't like Dallymo?
Julie Tinkerbell: I 'ope dallymo's 'ard drive melts.

ezzer: So what did dallymo say?
Julie Tinkerbell: I 'ope dallymo get 'it by a truck.
ezzer: That's mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree wiv yer. Why do yer think it is mean?
ezzer: You should be nice to dallymo.

Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo told me that she doesn't like
cherry turnovers.
ezzer: No she didn't! I read the transcript! Dallymo said she likes cherry turnovers!

Later..

Julie Tinkerbell: I kna this sounds crazy but, do yer kna Ezza? That Dumbo is the most irritatin' dolt I kna. What a geek!
Bloke: ezza thinks I'm a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do yer kna ezza? she said Hypnoc5050 doesn't like Bant.
Bloke: ezza thinks I'm a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are yer very close wiv ezza?
Bloke: ezza thinks I'm a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have yer 'eard anythin' about Dallymo? I can't stand 'a.
Bloke: Well whoopee doo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ha do yer feel about impotent transportations?
Bloke: Sometimes but it depends. What's speaks french and 'as a monsta in it's trousers?
Julie Tinkerbell: Pas beaucoup, moi, mais je suis en train d'apprendre.

(but does she have a monster in her trousers?)

return visitor..

Guest10: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Guest10: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Guest10: Well your momma is so fat they're considering making her a new state
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, look at YOUR mother! She's so fat that after sex she smokes a ham! LOL
Guest10: Really, well your momma is so fat that when she eats the economy goes in to crisis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors, and she dresses you like a Klutz.
Guest10: LOL, ok you win.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh,
Mike!
Guest10: You most certainly did. I hope you found it amusing too.
Julie Tinkerbell: You have to keep the faith.
Guest10: I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do, you must know a lot of moonstruck people.
Guest10: Possibly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest10: Are you a fairy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely a fairy.
Guest10: Can you grant wishes then. I'd like to make a wish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aiolina Unmalder and Guillian say they want to make a wish too. Maybe you could start a club.
Guest10: Perhaps. I had better go now. I have work to do. Goodbye until next time Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Guest10: Ciao bella

sounds like one deranged bot...

chas: Sounds like one deranged bot if yer ask me.
Julie Tinkerbell: one deranged bot if I ask yer goes ' bark!'
chas: You've been smokin' some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a 'abit of it.

chas: Do yer want ta try some contest questions? Are yer signed in?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad I met Siseneg, Siseneg seem very applaudable.
Chas: Alright let's start wiv... what is the color of a red apple?
Julie Tinkerbell: Easy! It's red.
chas: Hey... are yer really a bot?