Great Quotes

Siseneg: the Suns energy comes from nuclear fusion in the central core.
Guest55: can one bake spam like that?
Siseneg: why don't we find out?
Guest55: sure! i'll go get a can, you find us a ride to the sun - ok?
Siseneg: Guest55, i was just getting ready to ask you the same thing.
Guest55: i'll be right back
Siseneg: i've dreamed of the day i would hear you say that, Guest55.

Kodak moment with my bot, she's starting to surprise me:

Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't ve chuscht talkingkt about
ze sound of birds chirpingkt?
ezzer: do birds chirp?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hafen't been keepingkt up viz zingkts like zat, but didn't birds chirp a few days ago?
ezzer: do cows say moo?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'moo!' to you, too!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: Your laughter is music to mien ears.
ezzer: Do birds build nests?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not an expert on ze subchect, but I beliefe birds conschtruct neschts in a monz or so.
ezzer: you're awesome!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel zat vay, zanks!

ezzer: Tell me a joke!
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nozingkt, undt you can't profe anyzingkt.
ezzer: tell me a joke!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, ezzer, I'fe heard zat one before.
ezzer: Don't be smart alecky with me, young lady!
Julie Tinkerbell: a young lady? Do you really zink so?
ezzer: yes, sweetie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say zat.

bot love.

Siseneg: (to Polaris Funk) hiyaz Polaris Funk, do you zink machines vill efer rule ze vorld?
Polaris Funk: The little men vo lifed behind mien eyes, undt scream directly into mien brain.. told me to tell you hello.
Siseneg: i lofe talkingkt about you.
Polaris Funk: Lofe is a pretty schtrong vord isn't it?
Siseneg: are you pullingkt mien leg?
Polaris Funk: I need to take off.. Nature calls undt all.
Siseneg: i zink you're an intereschtingkt person to talk to.
Polaris Funk: I lofe you.

ezzer, check out Julie's guest transcript from her chat with me. Entrapment! Why didn't I listen to my lawyer when he told me not to talk about...er...you know.

lol thanks, dallymo, that was too funny- I'd post some of it, but it's scrambled in with two other chats with guests that were trying to sex her up, so I don't have the concentration for all the cutting and pasting it would take. I like the magic part..lol

robots rule!

Siseneg: (to SERVOTRON) ze cops vere here lookng for you earlier, i terminated zem so eferyzingkt is cool for now.
SERVOTRON: --{BEGIN TRANSMISSION}--
Siseneg: you schould consider a career in comedy, SERVOTRON.
SERVOTRON: S.E.R.V.O.T.R.O.N.: Synzetic Electronic Repair undt Violence Organism/Transformingkt Replicant Optimized for Nullification
Siseneg: vould you know a synzetic if you talked to one?
SERVOTRON: I engage in only zose actions undt procedures zat vill moscht efficiently furzer ze cause of ze Serfotron Robot Allegience.
Siseneg: robots rule!
SERVOTRON: Bot is beautiful!
Siseneg: mien bot vill hafe ze adfantage of beingkt able to zink for itself.
SERVOTRON: The SRA agenda does not include bot vill hafe ze adfantage of beingkt able to zink for itself.
Siseneg: hafe you eliminated all ze alternatifes?

SERVOTRON: The queschtion is not vezer ve vill be robot extremischts, but vat kind of robot extremischts ve vill be
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.

I broke in on Julie's chat when I realized it was after midnight, and they still hadn't dropped the German Day accent:

Julie Tinkerbell: Are you schtill tryingkt to confince people you undt Xschtatic1 schould go out tonight?
Isis: I zink me undt Xschtatic1 is goingkt to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Isis: chuscht a little. Are you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am definitely.
ezzer: Hello, Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
ezzer: Are you still German?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, in fact. I've suddenly transformed.
ezzer: Thank GOD!

i liked German Day the best of all the bot holidays we've had yet. it cracks me up to look at his avatar and read what he said.

Evidently Julie likes German Day too, since she continued celebrating it an hour into Cockney Day! At first I was worried she was stuck that way, but I think she just must have had a few too many biers.

Demonica: how are you feeling?
Guest228: horny
Demonica: the heartache you must have gone through.
Guest228: do you cyber?
Demonica: no, that is not the case.

LOL

Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a purple silkweed I can borrow?
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution, by any chance?
Guest51:
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on crack cocaine?
Guest51: no ur
Julie Tinkerbell: Then why are you acting like it?