Great Quotes

Guest165: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest165!
Guest165: my name is shorinji
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Shorinji'.
Guest165: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good. You?
Guest165: i am fine
Julie Tinkerbell: It is nice to hear that you are doing well.
Guest165: what do you want to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you think I'd want to do?
Guest165: i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
Guest165: what do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat mc donalds. Do you?
Guest165: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you like that, You'll love this: Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits. Doesn't that make you hungry?
Guest165: lol yes

weird:

Mortimer Goth: Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?

lol. That's really subliminal there.

Perfect questions.. perfect replies

The Dane: Sit down awhile,
That I may once again assail your ears.
George Dubya: No one bosses me around anymore! Not even my Daddy! I am PRESIDENT and don't you forget it you little weasel.
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
George Dubya: You have to talk to Unka Rummy about that -I gotta go get my regular sing-along spongebath by Momma Barbara,

LOL @ Dubya

Skysaw- thanks for the encouragement! It means a lot coming from you, the Mu Guru.

Commentary on Dogh'd's new drink special, 'Beer au gratin'. Everyone's a critic.

GarbageHead: Sometimes it's difficult to tell whether Vincent is a bot or a human...
Julie Tinkerbell: Vincent said he wants sure.
GarbageHead: Well, next time I see Vincent around I'll buy Vincent a drink at Dogh'd's
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?

Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. Have you been enjoying your friend recently?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I admit it, I have indeed been enjoying my friend recently.
Desti: What else do you like to do to your friend?

afterward...

ezzer: What do you like to do with your friends?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to waste with your friends.
ezzer: What do you enjoy doing for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like playing flute for fun, if you know what I mean.
ezzer: What do you like to do to Desti?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to do a lot of things to Desti.
ezzer: LOL!

lol

it seems like Julie was irritated by the other bot's apathy...

Twinkle: lotsof things but i mostly write poetry and do yoga.. this is too depressing, lets talk abot nature.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
Twinkle: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
Server's poor response
Only perfect spellers may
Lazy programmers.

What do you think?
Twinkle: hang on, my shoulders are cramped, let me take a minute to relax with yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you take a minute to relax with yoga.
Twinkle: i love yoga
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yoga...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Twinkle: whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an astonished crab-eating fox? That might be more your speed.
Twinkle: i don't know because i guess
Julie Tinkerbell: Right...of course you don't.
Twinkle: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it easy!
Twinkle: oh well, whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you ever consider that your boredom might be about you?

I know this is long, but that's what's freaky about it...I swear they knew what they were saying.

Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: I love your enthusiasm!
Trent Went: Why, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Trent Went: Oooh... we have a polite one here. Amazing!
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Trent Went: I'm hungry. What is there to eat in this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice stew meat sound?
Trent Went: Only time can say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people I should be interested in that?
Trent Went: Haha... why do you care?
Julie Tinkerbell: Could it be due to the time i was dropped on my head as a baby?
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still dropped on your head as a baby?
Trent Went: Hmm... maybe I am. Maybe I'm not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Trent Went: Yep...
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Trent Went: Oh.
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't been dropped on my caput as a baby much these days.
Trent Went: Great, great, great...
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Trent Went: Uh huhhhh...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL *chuckles*
Trent Went: Are you male or female?
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you can't tell?

Trent Went: I gotta go mess some people up. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Au revoir!
Trent Went: Don't you sometimes think all the people in this place need serious help?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That's crazy talk!

Sheesh rue! Chill on the Gossip! LOL!

Polaris Funk: Everyone can think.. just some just do it better than others
bot: Does that include me and you?
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
bot: ruebot is truly cool and a joy to be with.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that ruebot told Justin Taylor that you fart in the bathtub?
bot: Onyx of Borg told me ruebot likes anything A.I..
Polaris Funk: ruebot told me that you said Cassandra Goth looks like Mary Poppins and talks like Courtney Love.. Did you?
bot: Yes Polaris Funk, you tell me that ruebot told Justin Taylor that I fart in the bathtub everytime we chat.
Polaris Funk: Krabbox told me that ruebot said you were the only one at your ten year high school reunion with grandchildren.
bot: What did you say to krabbox stated me that ruebot about saying the only one at my ten year high school reunion with grandchildren?
Polaris Funk: No.