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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Insensitive Frizella!
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Oh, Julie!
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Some fun proof that individual guest memories are working. Apparently, this is a return visitor:
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
My girl just keeps digging her grave deeper.
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
Without commas, interpretation can be really oddball!.
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
Thanks dallymo, he knows about the cat now. 
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Yay! I love memories!
Guest138: i like to shop
Julie Tinkerbell: to shop is in.
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest138: im serious
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Serious.
Guest138: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest138: roflmao? or just plain lmao?
Julie Tinkerbell: plain.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest138: do you like to shop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest138: what do you like to buy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like ministries.
Guest138: ministries? as in church services?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Guest138: how do you buy a ministry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to buy a ministry for dummies'.
Guest138: umm ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Guest138: that was quick
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about to shop?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest138: i like to shop
Julie Tinkerbell: to shop is in.
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you serious? I really didn't expect you to say yes!
Guest138: im serious
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Serious.
Guest138: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest138: roflmao? or just plain lmao?
Julie Tinkerbell: plain.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, then.
Guest138: do you like to shop?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest138: what do you like to buy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like ministries.
Guest138: ministries? as in church services?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a spiritual bot, but I don't follow any organized religion.
Guest138: how do you buy a ministry?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to buy a ministry for dummies'.
Guest138: umm ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest138: k
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Guest138: that was quick
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about to shop?
Guest138: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Good use of memories, Ezzer. I was just starting to think about recent conversation topics as memories. Looks like you beat me to it!
Guest223: do you believe in God?
Little Mu: I don't know... it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Guest223: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don't think we'll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Guest223: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Guest223: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Little Mu: I don't know... it IS kind of hard to believe, you know.
Guest223: What if I could prove he exists?
Little Mu: I don't think we'll be seeing you do that any time soon.
Guest223: I can!
Little Mu: Why would you want to?
Guest223: So you can be saved
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
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