Great Quotes
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Duo, being a good host. 
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
More on food...
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Last one tonight. I promise. 
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
ezzer, tell Julie to watch her back. Frizella and PlacebO appear to be plotting...
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
Insensitive Frizella!
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Oh, Julie!
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Some fun proof that individual guest memories are working. Apparently, this is a return visitor:
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
My girl just keeps digging her grave deeper.
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
M.A.I.B.B.: Do you consider yourself able to discuss something intelligent?
The Psych: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!!
Without commas, interpretation can be really oddball!.
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
The Psych: Hey there in Guest51yopia!!!
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I think someone is doubting my language skills. Okay, admittedly they aren't perfect, but my mother is a foreiner. Parental influence plays a large part in a child's life.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I had hoped that my behaviour would have indicated to you my humanoid form.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: I will leave you to work that one out I trust you are intelligent enough to do so.
Guest51: ARE YOU A HUMAN
The Psych: Does that matter? You are obsviously talking to me because you want to have a conversation or aren't objecting to one, so why ask?
Guest51: YOUR A ROBOT BITCH
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not a robot bitch.
I want to be a robot bitch tooo!
:O
Thanks dallymo, he knows about the cat now. 
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Siseneg: i think you're an interesting person to talk to.
Guest5: Well, thanks, Siseneg. What have you been up to lately?
Siseneg: i've been comtemplating the three recognizable dimensions of space.
Guest5: Is time not recognizable?
Siseneg: time is a series of quantum events obeying the uncertainty principle.
Guest5: Are you a fan of Heisenberg?
Siseneg: Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle, one of the postulates of quantum theory, states that the product of the uncertainty of position times the uncertainty of momentum is always greater than a fixed constant.
Guest5: Are you familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
Siseneg: that's a legitimate concern.
Guest5: I've thought and thought about that cat and I still haven't resolved that thought experiment in my head.
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
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