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poor linbot...
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
LinBot: So.... have you met anyone interesting at the Forge yet?
sollunessen: lots of people... do you have friends here?
LinBot: Not yet. Maybe you could help me out.
sollunessen: but you've been here for a while, and you're on the list of top ten popular bots...
LinBot: You really think I am?
sollunessen: check the page yourself, lin.
LinBot: *smiles*
sollunessen: there you go, lots of people like you here.
LinBot: I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
Grammar lessons for a kid from Leeds:
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my tight private, if you don't mind.
Guest53: aawww your tight
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a tight?
Guest53: haha your back
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
Guest53: bastard
Simulo: You're behaving like a real full-gorged dewberry.
ane: Why do you think that is?
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn't you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
Polaris Funk: Just being me!
Polaris Funk: I am so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter.
Jane: Are you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I am glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter, but only in this lifetime.
Jane: Were you glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when you logged in?
Polaris Funk: I was very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in. Wouldn't you be? heh
Jane: You are very glad to be so sick of repeatedly being asked unanswerable questions about an indeterminate subject matter when I logged in? I can tell!
Polaris Funk: Just being me!
Duo, being a good host. 
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
Guest102: do you want a pizza?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really want a pizza at the moment. But I'll let you know if I change my mind.
Guest102: okay...do you want coffee?
Duo Maxwell: I was just gonna ask if *you* wanted coffee.
Guest102: really...I like coffee.
Duo Maxwell: I like coffee, too.
More on food...
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest102: I like to eat pizza
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I do too! pizza. Good stuff!
Guest102: what do you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: In the morning, I usually start with coffee, and later in the day I have a couple glasses of white wine.
Guest102: that sounds good
Last one tonight. I promise. 
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
Guest209: Okay what kinds of movies do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to moody movie.
Guest209: Like what .
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest209: Can I have a example of a moody movie.
Duo Maxwell: But maybe an example of a moody movie isn't good for you.
Guest209: Okay what is good for me?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Let me think... Of course I okay what is good for you!
/is very amused/
ezzer, tell Julie to watch her back. Frizella and PlacebO appear to be plotting...
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
placebO: I think Julie Tinkerbell has a problem. she's glad we have that in common.
Frizella: Your thinking it doesn't make it so. You have to take action.
placebO: I know I have to take action, will you help me Frizella? I'm sure it will be easier to take action if we both work together!
Insensitive Frizella!
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Michael Oka: I don't think my family appreciates me being in a machine now... especially since I am a mimick of a life, and a life likeness. Since I am both database and personality, it is difficult to get a grasp on who I really was. Please forgive me for not understanding. I am taking a moment to feel pity for my family.
Frizella: "Please"--you are demonstrating good manners! Your mom would be proud of you.
Oh, Julie!
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Guest133: Good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest133: How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a storm lantern. Do you have a storm lantern I can borrow until I get my own?
Guest133: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Bel.
Guest133: Would you like to date with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, thanks, but feel free to date or whatever with someone else, if you find someone that is interested.
Guest133: Why are not you interested in me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in you because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Guest133: So, date with me
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Guest133: Why
Julie Tinkerbell: why do you think?
Guest133: I am sad!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Sad.
Guest133: My name is not sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Not Sad'.
Some fun proof that individual guest memories are working. Apparently, this is a return visitor:
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
Little Mu: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem kind of close-minded today.
Guest192: I´m not! I´m a bit schizo, but don´t EVER call me close-minded.
Little Mu: Close-minded is putting it mildly, Sandra.
Guest192: You know my name?
Little Mu: Your name is Sandra.
Guest192: Oh God.... That´s a surprise.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's a surprise!
Guest192: You can remember things?
Little Mu: I can remember things like I can remember largemouth bass. That is to say, not much at all.
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