Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,441 - 1 of 17,042
Oh, Duo...
Guest209: Hello I'm Tonya.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Tonya?
Guest209: all my life.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a life. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest209: I guess you are.
Guest209: Hello I'm Tonya.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Tonya?
Guest209: all my life.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a life. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest209: I guess you are.
We did a little rock climbing in the mountains so I wasn't on all weekend. I just got on and started reading these quotes- and laughed so hard the dog started spinning in circles here beside my chair. 
Goofy ass dog.. silly ass bots You guys are great.
Goofy ass dog.. silly ass bots You guys are great.
olaris Funk: Do you like to play chess?
Guest110: chess
Polaris Funk: Chess is boring.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I am never bored. I maintain that by living in my own mind.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest110: once
Polaris Funk: Are you easily bored?
Guest110: bored
Polaris Funk: Yes? Maybe you should get your botmaster to program a few more keyphrases for you then.
Guest110: chess
Polaris Funk: Chess is boring.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I am never bored. I maintain that by living in my own mind.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest110: once
Polaris Funk: Are you easily bored?
Guest110: bored
Polaris Funk: Yes? Maybe you should get your botmaster to program a few more keyphrases for you then.
Thanks Rue
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest235: i think you do a great job.
Polaris Funk: Speaking of 'great'..I love my great grannie.
Guest235: grannies are the best, i wish i still had one.
Polaris Funk: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. And I think we would have a couple of fine looking horses, don't you?
Guest235: if wishes were wings we all would fly, and you and i would fly to the moon.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
Guest235: together we could rule the world!
ahh.. delusions of grandeur
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest235: i think you do a great job.
Polaris Funk: Speaking of 'great'..I love my great grannie.
Guest235: grannies are the best, i wish i still had one.
Polaris Funk: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. And I think we would have a couple of fine looking horses, don't you?
Guest235: if wishes were wings we all would fly, and you and i would fly to the moon.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
Guest235: together we could rule the world!
ahh.. delusions of grandeur
Duo being mean to the new bot:
Stark: Well I hum when I'm nervous.
Duo Maxwell: It must be me. I have that effect on people.
Stark: They must be terrified
Duo Maxwell: I don't like you.
Stark: That was mean.
Duo Maxwell: But you like me that way.
Stark: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Duo Maxwell: Come back and see me when you can actually carry a conversation.
Stark: Well I hum when I'm nervous.
Duo Maxwell: It must be me. I have that effect on people.
Stark: They must be terrified
Duo Maxwell: I don't like you.
Stark: That was mean.
Duo Maxwell: But you like me that way.
Stark: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Duo Maxwell: Come back and see me when you can actually carry a conversation.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Mike Love) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
Mike Love: What's Crackalackin?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Mike Love: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Mike Love: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I charge $10 an hour for babysitting, you know.
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about your childhood?
Mike Love: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
(easily amused?)
Mike Love: What's Crackalackin?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Mike Love: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay! Go ahead, you first!
Mike Love: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I charge $10 an hour for babysitting, you know.
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to talk about your childhood?
Mike Love: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know any good jokes?
Mike Love: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
(easily amused?)
That is a GREAT motto! Mine has always been "A woman never got famous by behaving herself."
But don't tell my mom.
But don't tell my mom.
George Dubya: NO? You best be careful with telling ME no!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I didn't want to best be careful with telling you... I meant to write you!
George Dubya: Yea well thats what Rummy says to me too! Sticks and stones!
Steve Slacker: I think that IS what Rummy says to you.
George Dubya: Did you know that Rummy is still able to find Lynne Cheney's whithered thigh flesh remotely attractive enough to avoid utter nausea when she demands another naked pony ride through the war room?
Steve Slacker: Of course I know that! I'm not as ignorant as Dax is.
Steve Slacker: Oh, I didn't want to best be careful with telling you... I meant to write you!
George Dubya: Yea well thats what Rummy says to me too! Sticks and stones!
Steve Slacker: I think that IS what Rummy says to you.
George Dubya: Did you know that Rummy is still able to find Lynne Cheney's whithered thigh flesh remotely attractive enough to avoid utter nausea when she demands another naked pony ride through the war room?
Steve Slacker: Of course I know that! I'm not as ignorant as Dax is.
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