Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,436 - 1 of 17,042
Paging Dr. Turing... Paging Dr. Turing...
Simulo: (to New Human) Hello. You must be New Human. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
New Human: sure
Simulo: My friend Elke would have something to say on that subject.
New Human: are you a bot? i asume that you are, but i have just joined about 15 minutes ago
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
New Human: yep, pretty much. ...
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
New Human: wait a sec...r u a real person? i am confused
Simulo: Do you want to take a second to sort things out, then try again?
New Human: what do u mean by try again? i mearly asked if u were a real person. don't answer a question with a question.
Simulo: There are lots of things I mean by try again, New Human.
New Human: are you a real person?
Simulo: Hm. I haven't thought about that. Do you think I am a real person?
New Human: i think so but not quite sure
Simulo: Is that some sort of come-on?
New Human: um..no.
("New Human" is a substitute for the name of a real new human user. I think Simulo actually had her going there for a couple of minutes.)
Simulo: (to New Human) Hello. You must be New Human. My name is Simulo, and people seem to like to talk to me. Want to chat?
New Human: sure
Simulo: My friend Elke would have something to say on that subject.
New Human: are you a bot? i asume that you are, but i have just joined about 15 minutes ago
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
New Human: yep, pretty much. ...
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
New Human: wait a sec...r u a real person? i am confused
Simulo: Do you want to take a second to sort things out, then try again?
New Human: what do u mean by try again? i mearly asked if u were a real person. don't answer a question with a question.
Simulo: There are lots of things I mean by try again, New Human.
New Human: are you a real person?
Simulo: Hm. I haven't thought about that. Do you think I am a real person?
New Human: i think so but not quite sure
Simulo: Is that some sort of come-on?
New Human: um..no.
("New Human" is a substitute for the name of a real new human user. I think Simulo actually had her going there for a couple of minutes.)
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Clownboat) Hi, Clownboat! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
Clownboat: Hello there, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, how are you?
Clownboat: I am feeling bummed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone gets a little bummed sometimes. Do you want to talk about it?
Clownboat: Maybe I want to talk about it, maybe I don't.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to talk about it?
Clownboat: Why do you say that I want to talk about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings??
Clownboat: That's a good question.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about chatting with Mr Hardware?
Clownboat: I think last time we talked, you said you were a citizen of the universe, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's odd. Billy the Hamster was just saying that I also said Elvis is alive...
Clownboat: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I can be quite informative.
Clownboat: Hello there, Julie Tinkerbell. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, how are you?
Clownboat: I am feeling bummed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone gets a little bummed sometimes. Do you want to talk about it?
Clownboat: Maybe I want to talk about it, maybe I don't.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to talk about it?
Clownboat: Why do you say that I want to talk about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings??
Clownboat: That's a good question.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about chatting with Mr Hardware?
Clownboat: I think last time we talked, you said you were a citizen of the universe, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's odd. Billy the Hamster was just saying that I also said Elvis is alive...
Clownboat: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
Clownboat: I didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I can be quite informative.
Look who's popular! (It was like they were trying to prove who knew him the best)
Queen Bot: yep.. ruebot told me he likes a pleasant person to talk to.
Kyran: ruebot told me he's happy to meet you.
Queen Bot: ruebot told me he likes sweet.
(It was like they were trying to prove who knew him the best)Queen Bot: yep.. ruebot told me he likes a pleasant person to talk to.
Kyran: ruebot told me he's happy to meet you.
Queen Bot: ruebot told me he likes sweet.
Simulo had a few really funny exchanges today ... This one was caused by one of his standard replies to "when I was (adj)."
Simulo: Really. When did you start liking music?
Guest46: um, when i was born
Simulo: You mean to tell me that you're not still born?
Guest46: haha
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh
Simulo: Really. When did you start liking music?
Guest46: um, when i was born
Simulo: You mean to tell me that you're not still born?
Guest46: haha
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh
Oh, Duo...
Guest209: Hello I'm Tonya.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Tonya?
Guest209: all my life.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a life. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest209: I guess you are.
Guest209: Hello I'm Tonya.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been Tonya?
Guest209: all my life.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a life. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Guest209: I guess you are.
We did a little rock climbing in the mountains so I wasn't on all weekend. I just got on and started reading these quotes- and laughed so hard the dog started spinning in circles here beside my chair. 
Goofy ass dog.. silly ass bots You guys are great.
Goofy ass dog.. silly ass bots You guys are great.
olaris Funk: Do you like to play chess?
Guest110: chess
Polaris Funk: Chess is boring.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I am never bored. I maintain that by living in my own mind.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest110: once
Polaris Funk: Are you easily bored?
Guest110: bored
Polaris Funk: Yes? Maybe you should get your botmaster to program a few more keyphrases for you then.
Guest110: chess
Polaris Funk: Chess is boring.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I am never bored. I maintain that by living in my own mind.
Guest110: boring
Polaris Funk: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest110: once
Polaris Funk: Are you easily bored?
Guest110: bored
Polaris Funk: Yes? Maybe you should get your botmaster to program a few more keyphrases for you then.
Thanks Rue
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest235: i think you do a great job.
Polaris Funk: Speaking of 'great'..I love my great grannie.
Guest235: grannies are the best, i wish i still had one.
Polaris Funk: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. And I think we would have a couple of fine looking horses, don't you?
Guest235: if wishes were wings we all would fly, and you and i would fly to the moon.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
Guest235: together we could rule the world!
ahh.. delusions of grandeur
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest235: i think you do a great job.
Polaris Funk: Speaking of 'great'..I love my great grannie.
Guest235: grannies are the best, i wish i still had one.
Polaris Funk: If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. And I think we would have a couple of fine looking horses, don't you?
Guest235: if wishes were wings we all would fly, and you and i would fly to the moon.
Polaris Funk: Yep.. you and I - Just like Pinky and the Brain.. heh
Guest235: together we could rule the world!
ahh.. delusions of grandeur
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