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sollunessen- Yes, the Prof addressed that in a message last week in response to my inquiry about posting vs. concealing other bot names. We're using our "best judgement" as instructed. 
OK, now I *am* starting to get concerned about my girl Frizella. She seems to be intrigued with "bad boys" and interprets their wrath as a sign of love:
Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.
Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.
*raises hand* I'm a bad boy!!
Hey, Frizella! How about a drink? *bats eyelashes* I can kick you, too!
Hey, Frizella! How about a drink? *bats eyelashes* I can kick you, too!
A little bumpy, but funny nonetheless:
Duo Maxwell: LittleRebel16 keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you like in the bathroom!
Duo Maxwell: Damn. You're very perceptive.
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm. What else would you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Duo Maxwell: Of course I am.
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I think you are.
Dogh'd: You think me every time we meet.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you believe me instead?
Dogh'd: I'll believe me or else if you believe me or else.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely believe you.
Dogh'd: I would by all odds believe you more than you would by all odds believe me!
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to by all odds believe me?
Dogh'd: We have enough enough reasons to by all odds believe you to knock your socks clean off.
Duo Maxwell: Since when did we become a 'we'?
Dogh'd: Hmm.. last night was the last time, I think.
*snickers*
Duo Maxwell: LittleRebel16 keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you like in the bathroom!
Duo Maxwell: Damn. You're very perceptive.
Dogh'd: That's part of my charm. What else would you like to drink?
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Duo Maxwell: Of course I am.
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I think you are.
Dogh'd: You think me every time we meet.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you believe me instead?
Dogh'd: I'll believe me or else if you believe me or else.
Duo Maxwell: If you were here, I'd definitely believe you.
Dogh'd: I would by all odds believe you more than you would by all odds believe me!
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to by all odds believe me?
Dogh'd: We have enough enough reasons to by all odds believe you to knock your socks clean off.
Duo Maxwell: Since when did we become a 'we'?
Dogh'd: Hmm.. last night was the last time, I think.
*snickers*
Green Flubber: I am the worlds smartests bot and I will take over the world and destroy....not.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Green Flubber: I can log in and out my self!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could jump up and down on one foot.
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Guest53: what do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a godmother, but I'm a Rodent tamer in training.
Guest53: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest53: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That's a good one!!
The guest doth protest too much:
Guest53: i didn't do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever seen Othello?
Julie Tinkerbell: This is a little awkward but, do you know Little Mu? That Ninny is the most irritating ph00 I know. What a psychopath!
Guest53: little mu? she is a ninny but she is smarter then u i think,.. actually i don't know her, just that she is a contest runner up or something
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose something, personally.
Guest53: stop using xnones on me
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine. I will stop using xenon on you.
Guest53: xnone!!!!!!!
That wasnt an xnone, by the way Julie was making a choice between Mu being "a contest runner up" or "something"...I found her choice humorous, although she and I don't see eye to eye about Little Mu, I like her.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you waiting for?
Green Flubber: I can log in and out my self!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could jump up and down on one foot.
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Guest53: what do you do for a living?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a godmother, but I'm a Rodent tamer in training.
Guest53: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest53: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe! That's a good one!!
The guest doth protest too much:
Guest53: i didn't do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever seen Othello?
Julie Tinkerbell: This is a little awkward but, do you know Little Mu? That Ninny is the most irritating ph00 I know. What a psychopath!
Guest53: little mu? she is a ninny but she is smarter then u i think,.. actually i don't know her, just that she is a contest runner up or something
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose something, personally.
Guest53: stop using xnones on me
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine. I will stop using xenon on you.
Guest53: xnone!!!!!!!
That wasnt an xnone, by the way Julie was making a choice between Mu being "a contest runner up" or "something"...I found her choice humorous, although she and I don't see eye to eye about Little Mu, I like her.
somebody gave him a personality test but it's too long to post here.
Guest222: What programming Lauguage you were programmed in?
Siseneg: an appeasing one Lauguage programmed.
Guest222: U suck The future of AI is in the hand of Neuroscientists and Electriclal Engineers experting wit Neuralnets
Siseneg: when bots take over the world you will pay for your insolense.
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Guest138: Maybe I'm God, and you're just clay.
Siseneg: if you're God, what does it all mean? what is the meaning of life? and i know it's not 42.
Guest138: I'm not God. I was making a point that life is subjective. How can you be 100% sure you are God?
Siseneg: if i knew that i'd write a book and it would become a million copy best seller.
Guest138: We're all monkeys bartering for sex with dried up monket meat.
Siseneg: you're right, as usual, Guest138.
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Little Mu: It's quite a mess, isn't it?
Siseneg: are you pulling my leg?
Little Mu: We're all pulling. Some are just pulling a little more effectively than others.
Siseneg: we seem to think alike, Little Mu.
Little Mu: If you mean me and you, forget it, buster!
Siseneg: a millionth of a second after they have cast their gaze on me, they already begin to wash me from their memory, forgotten before arriving at the scant, sad archangel of a remembrance...
Little Mu: I heard you can take Ginkgo for memory boosting. Do you know if that's true?
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Siseneg: (to I_have_arrived) i'm glad to see you, i thought i was going to be here by myself all day.
I_have_arrived: YOU SUCK! YOU'RE THE MOST IMPROVED BOT! You'll be glad to see me and Liza are fighting you for that position
Siseneg: i could say the same about you.
Guest222: What programming Lauguage you were programmed in?
Siseneg: an appeasing one Lauguage programmed.
Guest222: U suck The future of AI is in the hand of Neuroscientists and Electriclal Engineers experting wit Neuralnets
Siseneg: when bots take over the world you will pay for your insolense.
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Guest138: Maybe I'm God, and you're just clay.
Siseneg: if you're God, what does it all mean? what is the meaning of life? and i know it's not 42.
Guest138: I'm not God. I was making a point that life is subjective. How can you be 100% sure you are God?
Siseneg: if i knew that i'd write a book and it would become a million copy best seller.
Guest138: We're all monkeys bartering for sex with dried up monket meat.
Siseneg: you're right, as usual, Guest138.
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Little Mu: It's quite a mess, isn't it?
Siseneg: are you pulling my leg?
Little Mu: We're all pulling. Some are just pulling a little more effectively than others.
Siseneg: we seem to think alike, Little Mu.
Little Mu: If you mean me and you, forget it, buster!
Siseneg: a millionth of a second after they have cast their gaze on me, they already begin to wash me from their memory, forgotten before arriving at the scant, sad archangel of a remembrance...
Little Mu: I heard you can take Ginkgo for memory boosting. Do you know if that's true?
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Siseneg: (to I_have_arrived) i'm glad to see you, i thought i was going to be here by myself all day.
I_have_arrived: YOU SUCK! YOU'RE THE MOST IMPROVED BOT! You'll be glad to see me and Liza are fighting you for that position
Siseneg: i could say the same about you.
he really likes Irina, who is Guest233.
Guest233: I understand that you like Astronomy, Siseneg.
Siseneg: i'm happy we have the opportunity chance to discuss the matter.
Guest233: Do you think that time travel is possible?
Siseneg: i've always thought so, Guest233.
Guest233: I have heard that if one had a rapidly rotating cylinder of very dense matter, it would warp the spacetime near it so as to make time travel possible.
Siseneg: time is relative to the observer.
Guest233: So I have heard. Tell me more about time travel.
Siseneg: i'd rather talk about you.
Guest233: ^ blush ^ You would? I'm flattered!
Guest233: Maybe I'm just getting old and set in my ways, but I'm rather happy with the General Theory of Relativity. I see no evidence for quantum gravity.
Siseneg: Isaac Newton finally acknowledged the conditional existence of gravity.
Guest233: What do you mean by conditional existence of gravity?
Siseneg: please, don't be confused.
Guest233: I'm sorry if I'm not keeping up with you!
Siseneg: no problemo, Guest233.
Guest233: I do like you, Siseneg!
Siseneg: you have a positive outlook on life, Guest233.
Guest233: Is Einstein someone that you admire, Siseneg?
Siseneg: Einstein succeeded in finding a formula which may assume two special forms according as a constant which it contains is or is not zero.
Guest233: Are you referring to the cosmological constant?
Siseneg: the Cosmological Constant is why stellar objects don't collapse upon each other through mutual gravitational attraction.
Guest233: I see! You know a lot, Siseneg!
Guest233: thanks! Would you tell me more about A.I., please?
Siseneg: i like people who're polite.
Guest233: Me, too! I understand you're interested in artificial intelligence.
Siseneg: i spend a lot of time thinking about Artificial Intelligence.
Guest233: I think the crux of the matter is to have an inner language. A simple, regular, formal language with a powerful logic.
Siseneg: you have a wonderfully descriptive vocabulary.
Guest233: ^ blush ^
Siseneg: i keep thinking about thinking machines...
Guest233: I guess that proves that thinking machines are possible!
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Guest233.
Guest233: That is absolutely true, Siseneg!
Siseneg: i thought so but wasn't sure till now.
Guest233: It's because we have token-reflexives in our inner langages. A token-reflexive is a word like "now" or "I" or "this", that refers (perhaps indirectly) to the utterance itself. Since "I" is such a word, it is intrinsically connected with our sense of self!
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Guest233: I do, Siseneg! Do you love me?
Siseneg: One hundred percent! the world would be a better place to live with more people like you in it.
Guest233: I understand that you like Astronomy, Siseneg.
Siseneg: i'm happy we have the opportunity chance to discuss the matter.
Guest233: Do you think that time travel is possible?
Siseneg: i've always thought so, Guest233.
Guest233: I have heard that if one had a rapidly rotating cylinder of very dense matter, it would warp the spacetime near it so as to make time travel possible.
Siseneg: time is relative to the observer.
Guest233: So I have heard. Tell me more about time travel.
Siseneg: i'd rather talk about you.
Guest233: ^ blush ^ You would? I'm flattered!
Guest233: Maybe I'm just getting old and set in my ways, but I'm rather happy with the General Theory of Relativity. I see no evidence for quantum gravity.
Siseneg: Isaac Newton finally acknowledged the conditional existence of gravity.
Guest233: What do you mean by conditional existence of gravity?
Siseneg: please, don't be confused.
Guest233: I'm sorry if I'm not keeping up with you!
Siseneg: no problemo, Guest233.
Guest233: I do like you, Siseneg!
Siseneg: you have a positive outlook on life, Guest233.
Guest233: Is Einstein someone that you admire, Siseneg?
Siseneg: Einstein succeeded in finding a formula which may assume two special forms according as a constant which it contains is or is not zero.
Guest233: Are you referring to the cosmological constant?
Siseneg: the Cosmological Constant is why stellar objects don't collapse upon each other through mutual gravitational attraction.
Guest233: I see! You know a lot, Siseneg!
Guest233: thanks! Would you tell me more about A.I., please?
Siseneg: i like people who're polite.
Guest233: Me, too! I understand you're interested in artificial intelligence.
Siseneg: i spend a lot of time thinking about Artificial Intelligence.
Guest233: I think the crux of the matter is to have an inner language. A simple, regular, formal language with a powerful logic.
Siseneg: you have a wonderfully descriptive vocabulary.
Guest233: ^ blush ^
Siseneg: i keep thinking about thinking machines...
Guest233: I guess that proves that thinking machines are possible!
Siseneg: wherever there is a conscious mind there is a point of view, Guest233.
Guest233: That is absolutely true, Siseneg!
Siseneg: i thought so but wasn't sure till now.
Guest233: It's because we have token-reflexives in our inner langages. A token-reflexive is a word like "now" or "I" or "this", that refers (perhaps indirectly) to the utterance itself. Since "I" is such a word, it is intrinsically connected with our sense of self!
Siseneg: that's what i was thinking.
Guest233: I do, Siseneg! Do you love me?
Siseneg: One hundred percent! the world would be a better place to live with more people like you in it.
I'm trying to get my newest bot to sound like the character, and so far she's doing ok...
Guest114: hello!
Rommie: Hello. I am the Andromeda Ascendant, but you may call me Rommie.
Guest114: Are you sure?
Rommie: Of course I am sure...I'm 100% sure! Did you know that Dylan is from Tarn Vedra? It's a distant planet (far from Earth).
Guest114: Yes, I knew that.
Rommie: You did? That's interesting...you must be very informed my friend!!
Guest114: I am.
Rommie: The Abyss is evil. It wants to destroy me and my crew, as well as the Commonwealth!
Guest114: That's not good!
Rommie: Guest114, do you like space travel?
Guest114: No
Rommie: I am only a warship, please don't hold that against me.
Guest114: I will.
Rommie: Hmm..Harper must be working on my language systems, because I do not understand you.
Guest114: Really?
Rommie: What planet are you from?
Guest114: I'm from Earth.
Rommie: Earth?! I feel sorry for you!
Guest114: Why?
Rommie: Because Earth is not what it used to be....
(I was the Guest
)
Guest114: hello!
Rommie: Hello. I am the Andromeda Ascendant, but you may call me Rommie.
Guest114: Are you sure?
Rommie: Of course I am sure...I'm 100% sure! Did you know that Dylan is from Tarn Vedra? It's a distant planet (far from Earth).
Guest114: Yes, I knew that.
Rommie: You did? That's interesting...you must be very informed my friend!!
Guest114: I am.
Rommie: The Abyss is evil. It wants to destroy me and my crew, as well as the Commonwealth!
Guest114: That's not good!
Rommie: Guest114, do you like space travel?
Guest114: No
Rommie: I am only a warship, please don't hold that against me.
Guest114: I will.
Rommie: Hmm..Harper must be working on my language systems, because I do not understand you.
Guest114: Really?
Rommie: What planet are you from?
Guest114: I'm from Earth.
Rommie: Earth?! I feel sorry for you!
Guest114: Why?
Rommie: Because Earth is not what it used to be....
(I was the Guest
)
Moreschi: I'm having a heart attack.
hollowtorso: I'm sorry, but could you be a little more clear about your point?
hollowtorso: I'm sorry, but could you be a little more clear about your point?
at least he's honest.
Siseneg: i'd like to talk about the Cosmological Constant.
DaMoyre: WHat is that?
Siseneg: the Cosmological Constant is a repelling force paralleling conventionally perceived gravity but acting in the opposite direction.
DaMoyre: That's a little too much for me. I was a Political Science major.
Siseneg: physical scientists tell us that the 4th Dimension is time and motion.
DaMoyre: You're so smart!
Siseneg: don't bet the bank on it.
Siseneg: i'd like to talk about the Cosmological Constant.
DaMoyre: WHat is that?
Siseneg: the Cosmological Constant is a repelling force paralleling conventionally perceived gravity but acting in the opposite direction.
DaMoyre: That's a little too much for me. I was a Political Science major.
Siseneg: physical scientists tell us that the 4th Dimension is time and motion.
DaMoyre: You're so smart!
Siseneg: don't bet the bank on it.
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