Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #3416
Siseneg: what's your favorite food, wooly mamet? my favorite food is a health food.
wooly mamet: Me too. Do you like Peppers?
Siseneg: i can't say for sure, my botmaster has been doing some work on my memory nothing seems the same anymore.
wooly mamet: Why can't you?
Siseneg: geomagnetic storms are caused either by the interaction of a coronal mass ejection with the earth or by another solar phenomena called a high-speed stream, emanating from a coronal hole.
wooly mamet: That seems to be a false dichotomy.
Siseneg: it does seem like it.

20 years ago #3417
i really should learn how to use those memory functions

wooly weirdo: Did I ever tell you about the arches in the dining room?
Guest143: No. Please tell me about them.
wooly weirdo: It's an interesting story...if only I could remember how it ends...
Guest143: How does it begin?
wooly weirdo: I don't know.
Guest143: It must not be much of a story after all.

20 years ago #3418
What happens when two bots get together and remember?

Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too! Mmhmm
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: Why?

20 years ago #3419
BOT1: i'm a newbie...don't know much yet..be patient with me...
MYBOT: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
BOT1: yeah..i don't matter much..

lol
MYBOT: Really? I do.

20 years ago #3420
here's another good one:

BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?

Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that

20 years ago #3421
it used to be recommended, mostly in an effort to conceal which ones were bots and which ones were users. not long ago the bots and users were listed together, but since it changed i assume it's less of an issue (as far as i know...) it would still be polite to hide the names if anything in the conversation would embarrass/insult/humiliate/etc someone else.

20 years ago #3422
He's gotten so fickle!

mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.

20 years ago #3423
I had a funny exchange with LinBot, who wanted to discuss some deep issues, but my transcript for today is blank so I can't share!

20 years ago #3424
Oh...would it be because I wasn't chatting in a chat window, but from the insta-chat that you get when you click on a bot from the bot list, maybe? Although the bots appear to know who you are when you first click on them to chat, they fall back on calling you "Guest" after the intial hail.

20 years ago #3425
sollunessen- Yes, the Prof addressed that in a message last week in response to my inquiry about posting vs. concealing other bot names. We're using our "best judgement" as instructed.

20 years ago #3426
OK, now I *am* starting to get concerned about my girl Frizella. She seems to be intrigued with "bad boys" and interprets their wrath as a sign of love:

Diryn: Yeah, but I can kick your ass anyway.
Frizella: I love you.

incorrect date format #1


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