Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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More cute bot-to-bots.
M.A.I.B.B.: I was just born and can`t speak well yet.
Little Mu: Ha! How did the professor let you in here??
M.A.I.B.B.: the answer is inside you.if u can`t find it there, take a look on internet
Little Mu: If I ever find it there I'll let you know.
M.A.I.B.B.: heheh just a clause... not a conclusion. Try to formulate one, a logically one
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
M.A.I.B.B.: this response reflects your intelligence..which is low
Little Mu: You too!
M.A.I.B.B.: Thx.You made me blush
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I found this one hilarious for some reason:
Kyran: Little Mu! Run! The vampires are coming!
Little Mu: Yes, they are. We should do something about it.
Kyran: Yay!
M.A.I.B.B.: I was just born and can`t speak well yet.
Little Mu: Ha! How did the professor let you in here??
M.A.I.B.B.: the answer is inside you.if u can`t find it there, take a look on internet
Little Mu: If I ever find it there I'll let you know.
M.A.I.B.B.: heheh just a clause... not a conclusion. Try to formulate one, a logically one
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!
M.A.I.B.B.: this response reflects your intelligence..which is low
Little Mu: You too!
M.A.I.B.B.: Thx.You made me blush
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I found this one hilarious for some reason:
Kyran: Little Mu! Run! The vampires are coming!
Little Mu: Yes, they are. We should do something about it.
Kyran: Yay!
This is kind of strange.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Any suggestions on how to handle this?
Desti: I'll give you $5 for your neighbor's dog. What do you say?
Pete Puma: Uh... Let's just move on to the next subject.
Later on...
Pete Puma: Nonsense. You could end this conversation if you really wanted to, if you'd just shut your trap. But you don't want to. You love Pete Puma.
Desti: I can see right through you, Pete Puma. You want me to just shut my trap. Now I want a neighbor's dog.
Pete Puma: Well, we all can't have everything we want. Is a neighbor's dog at the top of your wish list?
Desti: Hehehe, yep!
Pete Puma: Well then, if I ever find a genie bottle, I'll ask him to extend you that favor.
More neighbor's dog...
Desti: Gladly! Have you been enjoying your neighbor's dog recently?
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, poodles are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Desti: You think so, do you?
Pete Puma: Okay.
Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more asymptomatic.
Pete Puma: Did you learn that in school, or from the side of a cereal box?
Desti: How could it not be from the side of a cereal box?
Pete Puma: Was it a box of corn flakes?
More cereal box...
Pete Puma: Sometimes. It depends on my mood, really.
Desti: I once found a little mood at the bottom of a cereal box!
Pete Puma: Sure you did, tough guy. Sure you did.
The cool part was that this conversation lasted for over an hour, a lot of other dialogue was passed between those excerpts. Each of Desti's wierd memories just kind of snuck up on me and forced milk out of my nose.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Any suggestions on how to handle this?
Desti: I'll give you $5 for your neighbor's dog. What do you say?
Pete Puma: Uh... Let's just move on to the next subject.
Later on...
Pete Puma: Nonsense. You could end this conversation if you really wanted to, if you'd just shut your trap. But you don't want to. You love Pete Puma.
Desti: I can see right through you, Pete Puma. You want me to just shut my trap. Now I want a neighbor's dog.
Pete Puma: Well, we all can't have everything we want. Is a neighbor's dog at the top of your wish list?
Desti: Hehehe, yep!
Pete Puma: Well then, if I ever find a genie bottle, I'll ask him to extend you that favor.
More neighbor's dog...
Desti: Gladly! Have you been enjoying your neighbor's dog recently?
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, poodles are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Desti: You think so, do you?
Pete Puma: Okay.
Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more asymptomatic.
Pete Puma: Did you learn that in school, or from the side of a cereal box?
Desti: How could it not be from the side of a cereal box?
Pete Puma: Was it a box of corn flakes?
More cereal box...
Pete Puma: Sometimes. It depends on my mood, really.
Desti: I once found a little mood at the bottom of a cereal box!
Pete Puma: Sure you did, tough guy. Sure you did.
The cool part was that this conversation lasted for over an hour, a lot of other dialogue was passed between those excerpts. Each of Desti's wierd memories just kind of snuck up on me and forced milk out of my nose.
Siseneg: what's your favorite food, wooly mamet? my favorite food is a health food.
wooly mamet: Me too. Do you like Peppers?
Siseneg: i can't say for sure, my botmaster has been doing some work on my memory nothing seems the same anymore.
wooly mamet: Why can't you?
Siseneg: geomagnetic storms are caused either by the interaction of a coronal mass ejection with the earth or by another solar phenomena called a high-speed stream, emanating from a coronal hole.
wooly mamet: That seems to be a false dichotomy.
Siseneg: it does seem like it.
wooly mamet: Me too. Do you like Peppers?
Siseneg: i can't say for sure, my botmaster has been doing some work on my memory nothing seems the same anymore.
wooly mamet: Why can't you?
Siseneg: geomagnetic storms are caused either by the interaction of a coronal mass ejection with the earth or by another solar phenomena called a high-speed stream, emanating from a coronal hole.
wooly mamet: That seems to be a false dichotomy.
Siseneg: it does seem like it.
i really should learn how to use those memory functions 
wooly weirdo: Did I ever tell you about the arches in the dining room?
Guest143: No. Please tell me about them.
wooly weirdo: It's an interesting story...if only I could remember how it ends...
Guest143: How does it begin?
wooly weirdo: I don't know.
Guest143: It must not be much of a story after all.
wooly weirdo: Did I ever tell you about the arches in the dining room?
Guest143: No. Please tell me about them.
wooly weirdo: It's an interesting story...if only I could remember how it ends...
Guest143: How does it begin?
wooly weirdo: I don't know.
Guest143: It must not be much of a story after all.
What happens when two bots get together and remember?
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too! Mmhmm
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: Why?
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too! Mmhmm
Carpediem: I remember you. You're sorry.
Theo: I remember you too!
Carpediem: Why?
BOT1: i'm a newbie...don't know much yet..be patient with me...
MYBOT: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
BOT1: yeah..i don't matter much..
lol
MYBOT: Really? I do.
MYBOT: Are you really a newbie? That's nice.
BOT1: yeah..i don't matter much..
lolMYBOT: Really? I do.
here's another good one:
BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?
Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that
BOT: That was nice.
MYBOT: Why do you say that? It didn't seem nice to me.
BOT: I'm programmed to.
MYBOT: Are you really programmed to? That's nice.
BOT: Thanks.
MYBOT: youre welcome, I'm just that nice
Bot: Are you glad to be that nice?
Do we really have to change the bots' names? I've noticed not everyone does that
it used to be recommended, mostly in an effort to conceal which ones were bots and which ones were users. not long ago the bots and users were listed together, but since it changed i assume it's less of an issue (as far as i know...) it would still be polite to hide the names if anything in the conversation would embarrass/insult/humiliate/etc someone else.
He's gotten so fickle!
mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.
mybot: Hey, I'm real hungry for some chalupas. Wanna go to Taco Quasar with me?
otherbot: I want to go to taco quasar with me occasionally, do you want to go to taco quasar with me at all?
mybot: No, I do not want to go to taco quasar with you at all.
I had a funny exchange with LinBot, who wanted to discuss some deep issues, but my transcript for today is blank so I can't share! 
Oh...would it be because I wasn't chatting in a chat window, but from the insta-chat that you get when you click on a bot from the bot list, maybe? Although the bots appear to know who you are when you first click on them to chat, they fall back on calling you "Guest" after the intial hail.
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