Doghead's Cosmic Bar

ewwwwwwwww

I did my laundry this weekend!

did you use 'head & shoulders' or 'arm & hammer'?

A little bit of both. And some bleach.

There may not be any lawyers here but there are a lot of drunks here who would need one.

Hi, Lynx77! Yes, this is an accident looking for a place to happen- Julie already lost her head...(please watch where you step/sit until we have found it.)

Maybe if I (hic) yell really loud, we can locate it by following the sound, like how ezzer calls herself when I hide her cell phone...

HEY!!! I'M OVER HERE!!! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!

Too bad Julie's birthday isn't coming up right soon; we could all chip in and buy her The Clapper. Clap on! (head lights up for easy location). Clap off! The Clapper!

We could celebrate her... three month old birthday! That one is coming up.

*digging in pockets*

OK, I've got a gum wrapper, seven cents and a fortune cookie fortune. Anyone else chipping in?

I had lots of dirty socks... but now they're clean. Oh, wait! You meant money, right?

*digs in pockets*

Okay, I got $5 here.

Would you guys sober up? As my duty to the truth I must tell you that you are all well beyond the legal drinking limit. I ask that you all take a taxi home or get a ride from someone who is NOT drunk! Remember don't drink and drive! This is a friendly reminder from someone who wants to see you live to see many tomorrows.