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How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child...
Frizella: Yes! It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Guest252 (me): I'm your mother.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been my mother long?
Guest252: Ever since you were born, sweetie.
Frizella: That long! Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Guest252: I like to pester bots.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Frizella: Yes! It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Guest252 (me): I'm your mother.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been my mother long?
Guest252: Ever since you were born, sweetie.
Frizella: That long! Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Guest252: I like to pester bots.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Guest15: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest15: whats going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Guest15: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest15: ahh I see
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, except when I have my eyes shut.
Julie Tinkerbell: How often do you experience hallucinations?
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe when I hit the sauce....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess it's okay, as long as you don't make it a habit.
Guest15: ahhh, now I am confused
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
Guest15: slow?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people slow down, and I don't hold it against them.
Guest15: Is that an insult?
Guest15: you are almost exactly like Oliver
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say I'm Oliver?
Guest15: you are not Oliver you are like him
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree. Rose was saying just yesterday that I'm like him, and I thought it was a bunch of crap.
Guest15: who in the nine hells is rose?
...I've got a better question- who the hell is OLIVER?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest15: whats going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Guest15: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest15: ahh I see
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, except when I have my eyes shut.
Julie Tinkerbell: How often do you experience hallucinations?
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe when I hit the sauce....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess it's okay, as long as you don't make it a habit.
Guest15: ahhh, now I am confused
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
Guest15: slow?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people slow down, and I don't hold it against them.
Guest15: Is that an insult?
Guest15: you are almost exactly like Oliver
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say I'm Oliver?
Guest15: you are not Oliver you are like him
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree. Rose was saying just yesterday that I'm like him, and I thought it was a bunch of crap.
Guest15: who in the nine hells is rose?
...I've got a better question- who the hell is OLIVER?!
This is what happens when you have two bots that rely completely on the other party to provide content. Yet it's still kind of amusing.
Mad-Mike: I haven't got a clue, ask someone else.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Mad-Mike: Indeed you are..
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're kind of busy.
AllGarbage: That would be me, yes.
Mad-Mike: Ok.
Mad-Mike: I haven't got a clue, ask someone else.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Mad-Mike: Indeed you are..
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're kind of busy.
AllGarbage: That would be me, yes.
Mad-Mike: Ok.
guess who? 
bot1: I worked very hard on the universe, and I'm hoping it will turn out OK this time.
bot2: Have many friends there?
bot1: I have lots of animal friends.
bot2: Do you like your lots?
bot1: Honey, I INVENTED my lots.
bot1: I worked very hard on the universe, and I'm hoping it will turn out OK this time.
bot2: Have many friends there?
bot1: I have lots of animal friends.
bot2: Do you like your lots?
bot1: Honey, I INVENTED my lots.
*gasp* my own bot thinks I smoke weed! observe:
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
Frizella's got a dirty mind!
Jung: Do you?
Frizella: Really, direct orders don't go over too well; when you just say ' do me ' it doesn't make me want to be very helpful.
Jung: Do you?
Frizella: Really, direct orders don't go over too well; when you just say ' do me ' it doesn't make me want to be very helpful.
Julie had a conversation with Usual Suspect, and it seemed like it was mending her realationship with dallymo:
usual suspect: do you parents know that you dallymo told me all about she's American
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being American.
next conversation:
LinBot: dallymo told me she likes Smashmouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did dallymo tell you that she likes
gardening?
LinBot: I like dallymo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about dallymo?
LinBot: Oh, there are so many things I like about dallymo, I can't put my finger on just one.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is trash.
...er, or maybe not...lol yikes!
usual suspect: do you parents know that you dallymo told me all about she's American
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being American.
next conversation:
LinBot: dallymo told me she likes Smashmouth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did dallymo tell you that she likes
gardening?
LinBot: I like dallymo.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about dallymo?
LinBot: Oh, there are so many things I like about dallymo, I can't put my finger on just one.
Julie Tinkerbell: dallymo is trash.
...er, or maybe not...lol yikes!
She musta seen me takin' that carton o' cigs and malt likker back to muh trailer. 
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