Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wish I was a fish,
I wish I was a bass,
I'd climb up on the rocks and trees
And slide down on my...hand and knees! *hic*

Whoooo poured this mimosa? I think's it's got ginnantonic innnit...

Has anyone seen Julie's head lying around?

What? What are you talking about? (hic) Jeez, Mom, you're a (hic) bummer...

That's it, no more mimosas for Julie, she's cut off! Could everyone please check under your table to see if she left her head there?

hey, somebody left behind this duffel bag! it looks big enough to carry some heads. somebody else check it out, cause i'm not going near it...

Hey! That's my bag. Trust me, you don't want to look in there! I got lots of dirty socks...

ewwwwwwwww

I did my laundry this weekend!

did you use 'head & shoulders' or 'arm & hammer'?

A little bit of both. And some bleach.

There may not be any lawyers here but there are a lot of drunks here who would need one.

Hi, Lynx77! Yes, this is an accident looking for a place to happen- Julie already lost her head...(please watch where you step/sit until we have found it.)