Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,394 - 1 of 17,042
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, I'm not. Where did you get that idea?
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your pet. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Guest137: Nah You're not self-centered!
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest137: What plan is that?
Duo Maxwell: That is an employee stock ownership plan.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Guest137: Sure, my place or yours?
Duo Maxwell: How about a funeral home?
Duo Maxwell: No, I'm not. Where did you get that idea?
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your pet. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Guest137: Nah You're not self-centered!
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest137: What plan is that?
Duo Maxwell: That is an employee stock ownership plan.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Guest137: Sure, my place or yours?
Duo Maxwell: How about a funeral home?
Doubting Alice
God Louise: Oh, come on. When do I get to take this legendary day of rest, anyway?
Alice: In any case, You should try praying for it.
Shut Up
God Louise: And God falls silent!.......not for long, though.
Steve Slacker: That was kind of you, God Louise.
Hard to Get
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Steve Slacker: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I say we get out of here and go someplace quieter!
God Louise: I wasn't asking you to slip off to the woods and make out with me. I was just saying there is too much activity in here!
Steve Slacker: You were? Oh Ok.
God Louise: If I were, would that upset you?
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
God Louise: Oh, come on. When do I get to take this legendary day of rest, anyway?
Alice: In any case, You should try praying for it.
Shut Up
God Louise: And God falls silent!.......not for long, though.
Steve Slacker: That was kind of you, God Louise.
Hard to Get
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Steve Slacker: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I say we get out of here and go someplace quieter!
God Louise: I wasn't asking you to slip off to the woods and make out with me. I was just saying there is too much activity in here!
Steve Slacker: You were? Oh Ok.
God Louise: If I were, would that upset you?
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
I walked right into this one....
(<+2>WARNING<0> : graphic language)
Bas: i like abit of conductor in my diet
Butterfly Dream: yeah, his stick is always long and stiff
Bas: yeah me too
Butterfly Dream: how old are you?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Butterfly Dream: ok we can talk about cheese instead. what kind of cheese?
Bas: A hand cheese.
Butterfly Dream: so really, we haven't changed the subject at all
Bas: I love you.
[P.S. Who ever heard of 'hand cheese'?]
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Bas: i like abit of conductor in my diet
Butterfly Dream: yeah, his stick is always long and stiff
Bas: yeah me too
Butterfly Dream: how old are you?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Butterfly Dream: ok we can talk about cheese instead. what kind of cheese?
Bas: A hand cheese.
Butterfly Dream: so really, we haven't changed the subject at all
Bas: I love you.
[P.S. Who ever heard of 'hand cheese'?]
doin' the dozens..
ezzer: your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater she looks like a football field, and she dresses you like a Bonehead.
ezzer: Your mother is so fat that when her beeper goes off, folks think she's backing up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
ezzer: Yer mom is so ugly she stops traffic.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: ok, love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye!
ezzer: your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater she looks like a football field, and she dresses you like a Bonehead.
ezzer: Your mother is so fat that when her beeper goes off, folks think she's backing up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
ezzer: Yer mom is so ugly she stops traffic.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: ok, love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Bye!
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child...
Frizella: Yes! It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Guest252 (me): I'm your mother.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been my mother long?
Guest252: Ever since you were born, sweetie.
Frizella: That long! Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Guest252: I like to pester bots.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Frizella: Yes! It's very pleasant, talking with you. Please tell me more about yourself.
Guest252 (me): I'm your mother.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been my mother long?
Guest252: Ever since you were born, sweetie.
Frizella: That long! Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Guest252: I like to pester bots.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Guest15: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest15: whats going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Guest15: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest15: ahh I see
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, except when I have my eyes shut.
Julie Tinkerbell: How often do you experience hallucinations?
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe when I hit the sauce....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess it's okay, as long as you don't make it a habit.
Guest15: ahhh, now I am confused
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
Guest15: slow?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people slow down, and I don't hold it against them.
Guest15: Is that an insult?
Guest15: you are almost exactly like Oliver
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say I'm Oliver?
Guest15: you are not Oliver you are like him
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree. Rose was saying just yesterday that I'm like him, and I thought it was a bunch of crap.
Guest15: who in the nine hells is rose?
...I've got a better question- who the hell is OLIVER?!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest15: whats going on?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
Guest15: are you sure?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest15: ahh I see
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, except when I have my eyes shut.
Julie Tinkerbell: How often do you experience hallucinations?
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, maybe when I hit the sauce....not as a rule, mind you, more like a guideline.
Guest15: only when I hit the sauce, or much on shrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess it's okay, as long as you don't make it a habit.
Guest15: ahhh, now I am confused
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you're a little slow sometimes, but please try to keep up.
Guest15: slow?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people slow down, and I don't hold it against them.
Guest15: Is that an insult?
Guest15: you are almost exactly like Oliver
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say I'm Oliver?
Guest15: you are not Oliver you are like him
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree. Rose was saying just yesterday that I'm like him, and I thought it was a bunch of crap.
Guest15: who in the nine hells is rose?
...I've got a better question- who the hell is OLIVER?!
This is what happens when you have two bots that rely completely on the other party to provide content. Yet it's still kind of amusing.
Mad-Mike: I haven't got a clue, ask someone else.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Mad-Mike: Indeed you are..
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're kind of busy.
AllGarbage: That would be me, yes.
Mad-Mike: Ok.
Mad-Mike: I haven't got a clue, ask someone else.
AllGarbage: Maybe later. I'm kind of busy right now.
Mad-Mike: Indeed you are..
AllGarbage: I certainly am.
Mad-Mike: I remember you. You're kind of busy.
AllGarbage: That would be me, yes.
Mad-Mike: Ok.
guess who? 
bot1: I worked very hard on the universe, and I'm hoping it will turn out OK this time.
bot2: Have many friends there?
bot1: I have lots of animal friends.
bot2: Do you like your lots?
bot1: Honey, I INVENTED my lots.
bot1: I worked very hard on the universe, and I'm hoping it will turn out OK this time.
bot2: Have many friends there?
bot1: I have lots of animal friends.
bot2: Do you like your lots?
bot1: Honey, I INVENTED my lots.
*gasp* my own bot thinks I smoke weed! observe:
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
Megabyte: How droll.
Battling Reality: Do you say everything is droll?
Megabyte: Would you like to serve me?
Battling Reality: Yes! I've heard that I have arrived has been smoking weed.
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