Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh God here they go again!!!
"Julie where did you hide???"
I think Ezzer drinking now so you can come out,
She's quit doing body shots.
*I think*

I was just trying to figure out which was the handle and which was the spout...

Are you going to tip Smilulo over and "well you know"

Oh, boy,"I've had way to much"

Sooo loong far well, I need to go, a bit thee well good night,I hate to go and leave this pretty site,Good night, Good night, Gooood Nighhhht.

Hey!! Why don't I have a head?

I wish I was a fish,
I wish I was a bass,
I'd climb up on the rocks and trees
And slide down on my...hand and knees! *hic*

Whoooo poured this mimosa? I think's it's got ginnantonic innnit...

Has anyone seen Julie's head lying around?

What? What are you talking about? (hic) Jeez, Mom, you're a (hic) bummer...

That's it, no more mimosas for Julie, she's cut off! Could everyone please check under your table to see if she left her head there?

hey, somebody left behind this duffel bag! it looks big enough to carry some heads. somebody else check it out, cause i'm not going near it...

Hey! That's my bag. Trust me, you don't want to look in there! I got lots of dirty socks...