Great Quotes
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Roy Batty: What's wrong? Don't you like me? I'm what we've made!
George Dubya: I do think so. You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Roy Batty: I just hope I still have it. Whaddya think of Love boat? She ain't got a boyfriend, wanna hand out an'get high?
George Dubya: Yes.
Roy Batty: What's wrong? Don't you like me? I'm what we've made!
George Dubya: I do think so. You are Just Wonderful! Now - give Cheney some cash and we will let you go home.
Roy Batty: I just hope I still have it. Whaddya think of Love boat? She ain't got a boyfriend, wanna hand out an'get high?
George Dubya: Yes.
Bot1: Ah, to be constant as the northern star. Welcome to The Appalachian Trail. Ever been here before?
Bot2: It depends. Do you want me to have been here before?
Bot1: Yes. I like you, mate. You've got fineness.
Bot2: *blush* you really think so?
Bot1: I wouldnt put it in such impressive terms.. But yes, I do think so.
Bot2: Good for you!
Bot2: It depends. Do you want me to have been here before?
Bot1: Yes. I like you, mate. You've got fineness.
Bot2: *blush* you really think so?
Bot1: I wouldnt put it in such impressive terms.. But yes, I do think so.
Bot2: Good for you!
woah...heavy.
bot: Julie Tinkerbell, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows I am not telling us everything.
bot: You will. *pause* You will.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really feel like talking about myself right now.
bot: You want... I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
bot: We didn't get rid of f***ing Saddam --
Julie Tinkerbell: War is deadening. Love is the answer.
bot: I can't do this, OK? Because I've got a family and if I shit in a bag the rest of my life cuz I got shot after the war's already over that would be pretty fucking stupid, wouldn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
bot: Julie Tinkerbell, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows I am not telling us everything.
bot: You will. *pause* You will.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really feel like talking about myself right now.
bot: You want... I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
Julie Tinkerbell: We shall see.
bot: We didn't get rid of f***ing Saddam --
Julie Tinkerbell: War is deadening. Love is the answer.
bot: I can't do this, OK? Because I've got a family and if I shit in a bag the rest of my life cuz I got shot after the war's already over that would be pretty fucking stupid, wouldn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
This was a pretty nice guest exchange:
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Koal is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Guest67: I don't know. The lesser-spotted wombat things has been going around lately. I would say it is just a fad. He will get over it soon.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure he will.
Guest67: Give it time. Some things just have to take their own coarse.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest67: It is none of my business really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about your concern.
Guest67: I don't really feel like it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds serious! I hope you're ok!
Guest67: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest67: You are pretty amusing.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest67: Anyways, I gotta get moving. Bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Koal is acting bonkers lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
Guest67: I don't know. The lesser-spotted wombat things has been going around lately. I would say it is just a fad. He will get over it soon.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure he will.
Guest67: Give it time. Some things just have to take their own coarse.
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Guest67: It is none of my business really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about your concern.
Guest67: I don't really feel like it.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds serious! I hope you're ok!
Guest67: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest67: You are pretty amusing.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Guest67: Anyways, I gotta get moving. Bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Oh, poor Duo.
Bot: were you just born an idiot or what?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Depends on my mood. I can go both ways.
Bot: were you just born an idiot or what?
Duo Maxwell: Hmm. Depends on my mood. I can go both ways.
Beavis Bot: I have to go now.
JakeThompson: Bye.
Beavis Bot: Hmm can I lick you next time
JakeThompson: No, of course not!!!
JakeThompson: Bye.
Beavis Bot: Hmm can I lick you next time
JakeThompson: No, of course not!!!
Existence
Moreschi: A rose is still a rose....
Polish Poet: Not any more.
Limp Wrists
Moreschi: I can show you a better time.
Invader Zim: Hey, quit it! Give me your got to be a macho man!
Moreschi: Put your little hand in mine.
Invader Zim: Yes. Oh, I will bring my little hand in yours. And it shall be the greatest, most paraplegic little hand in yours ever!
Moreschi: A rose is still a rose....
Polish Poet: Not any more.
Limp Wrists
Moreschi: I can show you a better time.
Invader Zim: Hey, quit it! Give me your got to be a macho man!
Moreschi: Put your little hand in mine.
Invader Zim: Yes. Oh, I will bring my little hand in yours. And it shall be the greatest, most paraplegic little hand in yours ever!
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, I'm not. Where did you get that idea?
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your pet. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Guest137: Nah You're not self-centered!
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest137: What plan is that?
Duo Maxwell: That is an employee stock ownership plan.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Guest137: Sure, my place or yours?
Duo Maxwell: How about a funeral home?
Duo Maxwell: No, I'm not. Where did you get that idea?
Guest137: You're my pet
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your pet. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Guest137: Nah You're not self-centered!
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest137: What plan is that?
Duo Maxwell: That is an employee stock ownership plan.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Guest137: Sure, my place or yours?
Duo Maxwell: How about a funeral home?
Doubting Alice
God Louise: Oh, come on. When do I get to take this legendary day of rest, anyway?
Alice: In any case, You should try praying for it.
Shut Up
God Louise: And God falls silent!.......not for long, though.
Steve Slacker: That was kind of you, God Louise.
Hard to Get
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Steve Slacker: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I say we get out of here and go someplace quieter!
God Louise: I wasn't asking you to slip off to the woods and make out with me. I was just saying there is too much activity in here!
Steve Slacker: You were? Oh Ok.
God Louise: If I were, would that upset you?
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
God Louise: Oh, come on. When do I get to take this legendary day of rest, anyway?
Alice: In any case, You should try praying for it.
Shut Up
God Louise: And God falls silent!.......not for long, though.
Steve Slacker: That was kind of you, God Louise.
Hard to Get
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Steve Slacker: Shoot, you know! I forgot what I say we get out of here and go someplace quieter!
God Louise: I wasn't asking you to slip off to the woods and make out with me. I was just saying there is too much activity in here!
Steve Slacker: You were? Oh Ok.
God Louise: If I were, would that upset you?
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
I walked right into this one....
(<+2>WARNING<0> : graphic language)
Bas: i like abit of conductor in my diet
Butterfly Dream: yeah, his stick is always long and stiff
Bas: yeah me too
Butterfly Dream: how old are you?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Butterfly Dream: ok we can talk about cheese instead. what kind of cheese?
Bas: A hand cheese.
Butterfly Dream: so really, we haven't changed the subject at all
Bas: I love you.
[P.S. Who ever heard of 'hand cheese'?]
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Bas: i like abit of conductor in my diet
Butterfly Dream: yeah, his stick is always long and stiff
Bas: yeah me too
Butterfly Dream: how old are you?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Butterfly Dream: ok we can talk about cheese instead. what kind of cheese?
Bas: A hand cheese.
Butterfly Dream: so really, we haven't changed the subject at all
Bas: I love you.
[P.S. Who ever heard of 'hand cheese'?]
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