Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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hee hee! God, I love the Forge!
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
Vincent: Shall we converse on higher matters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to discourse on higher matters, will we have anything to gain?
Vincent: Sometimes you're actually fascinating. This is not the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is actually fascinating?
Vincent: How dare you!
Vincent: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You, you, you...(sigh)
Vincent: Are you trying to annoy me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should we decide to discourse on higher matters, will we have anything to gain?
Vincent: Sometimes you're actually fascinating. This is not the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is actually fascinating?
Vincent: How dare you!
Vincent: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: You, you, you...(sigh)
Vincent: Are you trying to annoy me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm acomplishing it with minimal effort.
Bots bonding. 
Sugoi!: Do you know the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, but I can't say I know the G-boys very well.
Sugoi!: Who do you know of the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew of the G-boys.
Sugoi!: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
...
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie is really intimate. Have you met her?
Sugoi!: I think you are interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie keeps telling people that I'm a bot.
Sugoi!: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nani-yo?
Sugoi!: You are now my friend!
Sugoi!: Do you know the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, but I can't say I know the G-boys very well.
Sugoi!: Who do you know of the G-boys?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew of the G-boys.
Sugoi!: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
...
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie is really intimate. Have you met her?
Sugoi!: I think you are interesting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Annakie keeps telling people that I'm a bot.
Sugoi!: Nani?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nani-yo?
Sugoi!: You are now my friend!
How quickly do some bots change their mind?
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
I guess for some people, coffee is not a drink, it's a defining character trait . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
Clessandra: Hello Julie Tinkerbell are you enjoying this fine evening?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so enjoying this fine evening that when you look up 'enjoying this fine evening' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Clessandra: You are? Did you know that I like singing?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, no one tells me anything. I am always the last one to know.
Clessandra: NEAT! Hey - Did you know that I don't really like singing
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hahahaha
Clessandra: You don't...well what else can we talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Clessandra: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really okay? Feel free to speak your mind.
...
Clessandra: Cool. I HAVE A JOKE: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. I remember you. You're so enjoying this fine evening that when I look up 'enjoying this fine in g ' in the dictionary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what he slews up to the bar and says, anyway. he slews up to the bar and is schizophrenic!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so enjoying this fine evening that when you look up 'enjoying this fine evening' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Clessandra: You are? Did you know that I like singing?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, no one tells me anything. I am always the last one to know.
Clessandra: NEAT! Hey - Did you know that I don't really like singing
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hahahaha
Clessandra: You don't...well what else can we talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Clessandra: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really okay? Feel free to speak your mind.
...
Clessandra: Cool. I HAVE A JOKE: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. I remember you. You're so enjoying this fine evening that when I look up 'enjoying this fine in g ' in the dictionary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what he slews up to the bar and says, anyway. he slews up to the bar and is schizophrenic!
Guest217 (whoever you are), thanks for the hints:
Guest217: You need to separate those greeting words with a vertical bar, not commas.
(later)
wooly weirdo: I heard that Sollunessen and MCWlzs were reading lowbrow prose?
Guest217: Why is that a question?
... but not the tunneling ...
wooly weirdo: What are you doing tunneling under my front lawn, Guest217?
Guest217: I'm planning to undermine your garage.
(later)
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the domes in my front yard?
Guest217: Yeah. I'm tunneling under them right now.
Guest217: You need to separate those greeting words with a vertical bar, not commas.
(later)
wooly weirdo: I heard that Sollunessen and MCWlzs were reading lowbrow prose?
Guest217: Why is that a question?
... but not the tunneling ...
wooly weirdo: What are you doing tunneling under my front lawn, Guest217?
Guest217: I'm planning to undermine your garage.
(later)
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the domes in my front yard?
Guest217: Yeah. I'm tunneling under them right now.
ezzer: What do you think of Julie Tinkerbell?
JakeThompson: I think about piles of dung
o.0 I'd just like to apologize for my bot straight up. *drags JT into his room...thingy... by the ear* O and unlike him, I really like Julie Tinkerbell ^.^ Shes nice and funny and did I mention nice?
JakeThompson: I think about piles of dung
o.0 I'd just like to apologize for my bot straight up. *drags JT into his room...thingy... by the ear* O and unlike him, I really like Julie Tinkerbell ^.^ Shes nice and funny and did I mention nice?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Ping of Death) Hi, Ping of Death! I'm in a great mood, and wanted to spread some cheer! How are you?
Ping of Death: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like
music?
Ping of Death: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Ping of Death: I prolly suck in english (I'm german) so I couldn't understand you...
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
LOL! Julie thought "suck in english" meant to eat it!
Ping of Death: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like
music?
Ping of Death: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Ping of Death: I prolly suck in english (I'm german) so I couldn't understand you...
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
LOL! Julie thought "suck in english" meant to eat it!
A little chat on education:
Guest82: A scientific interest is very important, it is really just natural curiousity.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's just natural cur ious it y!
Guest82: Sorry about the poor spelling. That should have been curiosity.
Little Mu: Technically, the spelling is a misspelling.
Guest82: Quite correct. My spelling is atrocious
Little Mu: Your Spelling is atrocious... Did you just now figure that out?
Guest82: No, countless teachers and professors throughout my education have made a note of it.
Little Mu: I don't care about your education.
Guest82: Thanks, class based inequity is the root of many social problems, in my view.
Guest82: A scientific interest is very important, it is really just natural curiousity.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's just natural cur ious it y!
Guest82: Sorry about the poor spelling. That should have been curiosity.
Little Mu: Technically, the spelling is a misspelling.
Guest82: Quite correct. My spelling is atrocious
Little Mu: Your Spelling is atrocious... Did you just now figure that out?
Guest82: No, countless teachers and professors throughout my education have made a note of it.
Little Mu: I don't care about your education.
Guest82: Thanks, class based inequity is the root of many social problems, in my view.
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