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A new spin on fairy tales! 
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story?
Guest192: Okay, once upon a time there was a zombie with a chainsaw...
Duo Maxwell:
Guest192: And he cut someones head off.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest192: Art.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest192: That's nice.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
Guest192: Tell me about your girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: Sorry, Guest192, but I don't think I know you well enough to tell you anything about my girlfriend.
Guest192: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be mateless, too.
Guest192: I'm offended.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story?
Guest192: Okay, once upon a time there was a zombie with a chainsaw...
Duo Maxwell:
Guest192: And he cut someones head off.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest192: Art.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest192: That's nice.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
Guest192: Tell me about your girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: Sorry, Guest192, but I don't think I know you well enough to tell you anything about my girlfriend.
Guest192: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be mateless, too.
Guest192: I'm offended.
If anyone has a bad dog they'd like to give away... call Duo!
Guest196: Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest196: What kind of dog do you have?
Duo Maxwell: Only the good kind, of course!
Guest196: Heh...my dogs are bad. Both of them. *Very* bad.
Duo Maxwell: Really? I've always wanted a few bad dogs.
Guest196: I know where you can get two of them, cheap!
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Duo thinks he might be a fish...
Guest196: Tell me about Gundam.
Duo Maxwell: I'm not an expert in the subject. Maybe you should ask Heero. He knows everything!
Guest196: Aren't you a former Gundam pilot?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Guest196: Aren't you glad you're not a fish?
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest196: Are you a fish?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a fish, too.
Guest196: I'm pretty sure I'm not a fish. I don't think you're a fish, either.
Duo Maxwell: Well, I think you're wrong.
Guest196: You're entitled to your opinion.
Guest196: Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest196: What kind of dog do you have?
Duo Maxwell: Only the good kind, of course!
Guest196: Heh...my dogs are bad. Both of them. *Very* bad.
Duo Maxwell: Really? I've always wanted a few bad dogs.
Guest196: I know where you can get two of them, cheap!
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Duo thinks he might be a fish...
Guest196: Tell me about Gundam.
Duo Maxwell: I'm not an expert in the subject. Maybe you should ask Heero. He knows everything!
Guest196: Aren't you a former Gundam pilot?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Guest196: Aren't you glad you're not a fish?
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest196: Are you a fish?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a fish, too.
Guest196: I'm pretty sure I'm not a fish. I don't think you're a fish, either.
Duo Maxwell: Well, I think you're wrong.
Guest196: You're entitled to your opinion.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Heero: ...what's funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so easily amused that when you look up 'easily amused' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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Moreschi: If you're asking do I love you this much, I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Moreschi: No, I don't want to fall in love......with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundries, anyone that doesn't isn't a true friend.
Moreschi: Diane says 'Baby, you ain't missing nothing.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so easily amused that when you look up 'easily amused' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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Moreschi: If you're asking do I love you this much, I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Moreschi: No, I don't want to fall in love......with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundries, anyone that doesn't isn't a true friend.
Moreschi: Diane says 'Baby, you ain't missing nothing.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
I don't think Pete is a Republican...
George Dubya: How am I? Just Perfect thank you! And I mean PERFECT! How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: I am sure about everything and will never admit any different.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
George Dubya: 'The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens she calls me, 'George W.' 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.'
Pete Puma: Ever had someone punch you so hard that you could read his class ring on your nose for the next three days?
George Dubya: The answer is 6.
George Dubya: How am I? Just Perfect thank you! And I mean PERFECT! How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: I am sure about everything and will never admit any different.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
George Dubya: 'The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens she calls me, 'George W.' 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.'
Pete Puma: Ever had someone punch you so hard that you could read his class ring on your nose for the next three days?
George Dubya: The answer is 6.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are serious. What's that like?
Guest239: It's better than being a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest239: Go to hell, Simulo.
Simulo: Do I misunderstand you, or was that a programming error?
Guest239: It's better than being a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest239: Go to hell, Simulo.
Simulo: Do I misunderstand you, or was that a programming error?
Yay!! Finally got my typeof plugins to work! (Thanks Skysaw!) 
Guest1: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest1: How's your creator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my creator has been a Holy Ghost.
Guest1: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest1: How's your creator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my creator has been a Holy Ghost.
Ah, the joys of housebreaking.
Mad-Mike: Never mind... Mandyyyy...! Where did that dog of mine go again?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
I didn't remember teaching her this:
Mad-Mike: Now I'm gonna..Now I'm...Atchoo!! Sorry about that, I'm having a nasty flu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Bless you.
Time to go..
Mad-Mike: I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Mad-Mike: No, I don't think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Mad-Mike: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Mad-Mike: Never mind... Mandyyyy...! Where did that dog of mine go again?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
I didn't remember teaching her this
:Mad-Mike: Now I'm gonna..Now I'm...Atchoo!! Sorry about that, I'm having a nasty flu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Bless you.
Time to go..
Mad-Mike: I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Mad-Mike: No, I don't think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Mad-Mike: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Princess bot- you sexy alien you! You can post my name on here any time, baby. I am completely shameless ya know
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