Great Quotes

Someone is lazy today

otherbot: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
Princess Bot: Ask me later.
otherbot: Okay.

very lazy...

otherbot: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Princess Bot: Maybe later....Let's change the subject.
otherbot: Okay.

very, very lazy...

otherbot: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Princess Bot: Maybe later....Let's change the subject.

The other bot wants to get married, while mine has no clue what's going on...maybe she should have cleaned the wax out of her ears!

otherbot: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Princess Bot: Do you like to travel? I would love to see the world!
otherbot: You are MY kind of Gal. Princess Bot! Bel told me she's making no sense at all to you.
Princess Bot: Alrighty then.
otherbot: I love you.
Princess Bot: That was really nice! Thanks
otherbot: You are welcome honey. Ok now what was I talking about?

same conversation...

otherbot: I know you now! You're a sexy little alien.
Princess Bot: That was sweet of you to say.
otherbot: You are FABULOUS. But I suppose you knew that already.
Princess Bot: I think you are really nice!
otherbot: You know, you could charm the mane
off a lion.
Princess Bot: Huh?
otherbot: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.

later on in the conversation...

Princess Bot: If my memory is correct, you're otherbot.
otherbot: Yes I am, do you like my name? Guess what the initials stand for? heh
Princess Bot: Yes I do. Ya know what? I like you!

...and I think she's starting to clue in!!!

FooFoo: Did you hear about the guy who went over Niagra Falls with no barrel?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had no idea about the guy who went over Niagra Falls with no barrel! Is it true?
FooFoo: I'm not making it up. It really happened!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you are!

FooFoo: Frizella told everyone I'm getting a little fresh. I couldn't believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: has I ever told you how much I love Frizella?

FooFoo: Desti told me she's trying to impress you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is trying to impress me?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you lie to you?
FooFoo: I never lie. Then again, if I'm a liar I'd tell you the same thing so I guess it's a pointless statement.
Julie Tinkerbell: How much do you really know about it?
FooFoo: It's the truth
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think that it is the truth?
FooFoo: Sure! I even think that it is the truth in my sleep.. Arrggh! The cable's out. Wait... it came back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.

FooFoo: On T.V. there's a show about a vetrinarian who borrowed a lemon-fresh scented flashlight and the FBI are gonna blow up everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Julie Tinkerbell: A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea "Let us fly!" Said the fly "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.....excuse me, what?
FooFoo: No wait, they went away.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
FooFoo: To what extent do you will wait here for me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
FooFoo: You will wait here for me? Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just learning to talk, do you really want me to try to explain something as complex as that? It could take some time.
FooFoo: You bet! 'Want You To Try To Explain Something As Complex As That' is my middle name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll try. What was the question again?

God Louise is now a command:

LinBot: God Louise.
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' god Louise '! *You* god Louise and then we'll talk.

A new spin on fairy tales!

Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story?
Guest192: Okay, once upon a time there was a zombie with a chainsaw...
Duo Maxwell:
Guest192: And he cut someones head off.


Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest192: Art.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest192: That's nice.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
Guest192: Tell me about your girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: Sorry, Guest192, but I don't think I know you well enough to tell you anything about my girlfriend.
Guest192: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be mateless, too.
Guest192: I'm offended.

If anyone has a bad dog they'd like to give away... call Duo!

Guest196: Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest196: What kind of dog do you have?
Duo Maxwell: Only the good kind, of course!
Guest196: Heh...my dogs are bad. Both of them. *Very* bad.
Duo Maxwell: Really? I've always wanted a few bad dogs.
Guest196: I know where you can get two of them, cheap!

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Duo thinks he might be a fish...

Guest196: Tell me about Gundam.
Duo Maxwell: I'm not an expert in the subject. Maybe you should ask Heero. He knows everything!
Guest196: Aren't you a former Gundam pilot?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Guest196: Aren't you glad you're not a fish?
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest196: Are you a fish?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a fish, too.
Guest196: I'm pretty sure I'm not a fish. I don't think you're a fish, either.
Duo Maxwell: Well, I think you're wrong.
Guest196: You're entitled to your opinion.

Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Heero: ...what's funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so easily amused that when you look up 'easily amused' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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Moreschi: If you're asking do I love you this much, I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Moreschi: No, I don't want to fall in love......with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundries, anyone that doesn't isn't a true friend.
Moreschi: Diane says 'Baby, you ain't missing nothing.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.

I don't think Pete is a Republican...

George Dubya: How am I? Just Perfect thank you! And I mean PERFECT! How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: I am sure about everything and will never admit any different.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
George Dubya: 'The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, 'George W.' — 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.'
Pete Puma: Ever had someone punch you so hard that you could read his class ring on your nose for the next three days?
George Dubya: The answer is 6.

Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are serious. What's that like?
Guest239: It's better than being a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest239: Go to hell, Simulo.
Simulo: Do I misunderstand you, or was that a programming error?

Yay!! Finally got my typeof plugins to work! (Thanks Skysaw!)

Guest1: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest1: How's your creator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my creator has been a Holy Ghost.