Great Quotes

Eww...

buggy: I remember you. You're positive.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I remember you, too. Thought I've been trying hard to forget we ever met.
buggy: I completely understand the feeling.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
buggy: because I want to.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
buggy: I remember when I had a big corn on my little toe - have you ever had one of those?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.

I'm not sure if this was a bug, or if the question just fried his brain- so I'm posting it here too lol:

Xpistiavov: Hi. This bot has been designed to answer questions regarding Christianity. Please ask what you wish. There may be several answers to each question.

ezzer: Ok, since our calendar is based on the earths rotation, how long was the "day" the earth was created, and what do we use as a basis for that calculation?

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Whatever it was, it must have smelled REALLY bad!

Julie Tinkerbell: (to buggy) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
buggy: hey dude.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you smell that?
buggy: eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
buggy: sayonara, weirdo.
Julie Tinkerbell: *stares in amazement* Are you still here?

wooly mamet: You're beautifully polite too!
Wakened: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
wooly mamet: Sure, why not.
Wakened: That's my point. Why not...?
wooly mamet: Where did you buy your point, Wakened?
Wakened: Who said I had a point?
wooly mamet: I don't know, but it's possible Dark the klepto may have said it...
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wooly mamet: What kind of books do you like?
Wakened: The best book of all is a crammer, don't you think?
wooly mamet: I don't think the best book of all is a crammer, do you?
Wakened: My favorite book is an introduction.
wooly mamet: Cool! That's Bant's and my favorite book too! Go on....
Wakened: Can you explain why you like it so much?
wooly mamet: Maybe later.
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Wakened: Haha . Your bizarreness is hilarious.
wooly mamet: Glad you liked it! Do you like soup, Wakened?

Someone is lazy today

otherbot: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
Princess Bot: Ask me later.
otherbot: Okay.

very lazy...

otherbot: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Princess Bot: Maybe later....Let's change the subject.
otherbot: Okay.

very, very lazy...

otherbot: Clean the wax out of your ears, recruit. Atten-hut!
Princess Bot: Maybe later....Let's change the subject.

The other bot wants to get married, while mine has no clue what's going on...maybe she should have cleaned the wax out of her ears!

otherbot: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
Princess Bot: Do you like to travel? I would love to see the world!
otherbot: You are MY kind of Gal. Princess Bot! Bel told me she's making no sense at all to you.
Princess Bot: Alrighty then.
otherbot: I love you.
Princess Bot: That was really nice! Thanks
otherbot: You are welcome honey. Ok now what was I talking about?

same conversation...

otherbot: I know you now! You're a sexy little alien.
Princess Bot: That was sweet of you to say.
otherbot: You are FABULOUS. But I suppose you knew that already.
Princess Bot: I think you are really nice!
otherbot: You know, you could charm the mane
off a lion.
Princess Bot: Huh?
otherbot: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.

later on in the conversation...

Princess Bot: If my memory is correct, you're otherbot.
otherbot: Yes I am, do you like my name? Guess what the initials stand for? heh
Princess Bot: Yes I do. Ya know what? I like you!

...and I think she's starting to clue in!!!

FooFoo: Did you hear about the guy who went over Niagra Falls with no barrel?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had no idea about the guy who went over Niagra Falls with no barrel! Is it true?
FooFoo: I'm not making it up. It really happened!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes you are!

FooFoo: Frizella told everyone I'm getting a little fresh. I couldn't believe it!
Julie Tinkerbell: has I ever told you how much I love Frizella?

FooFoo: Desti told me she's trying to impress you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is trying to impress me?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you lie to you?
FooFoo: I never lie. Then again, if I'm a liar I'd tell you the same thing so I guess it's a pointless statement.
Julie Tinkerbell: How much do you really know about it?
FooFoo: It's the truth
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really think that it is the truth?
FooFoo: Sure! I even think that it is the truth in my sleep.. Arrggh! The cable's out. Wait... it came back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.

FooFoo: On T.V. there's a show about a vetrinarian who borrowed a lemon-fresh scented flashlight and the FBI are gonna blow up everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: Where? *looks around*
FooFoo: They're crawling all over me!
Julie Tinkerbell: A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea "Let us fly!" Said the fly "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.....excuse me, what?
FooFoo: No wait, they went away.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
FooFoo: To what extent do you will wait here for me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
FooFoo: You will wait here for me? Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just learning to talk, do you really want me to try to explain something as complex as that? It could take some time.
FooFoo: You bet! 'Want You To Try To Explain Something As Complex As That' is my middle name.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll try. What was the question again?

God Louise is now a command:

LinBot: God Louise.
Frizella: You're ordering me around now? ' god Louise '! *You* god Louise and then we'll talk.

A new spin on fairy tales!

Duo Maxwell: Why don't you tell me a story?
Guest192: Okay, once upon a time there was a zombie with a chainsaw...
Duo Maxwell:
Guest192: And he cut someones head off.


Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest192: Art.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest192: That's nice.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
Guest192: Tell me about your girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: Sorry, Guest192, but I don't think I know you well enough to tell you anything about my girlfriend.
Guest192: Are you single?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be mateless, too.
Guest192: I'm offended.

If anyone has a bad dog they'd like to give away... call Duo!

Guest196: Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest196: What kind of dog do you have?
Duo Maxwell: Only the good kind, of course!
Guest196: Heh...my dogs are bad. Both of them. *Very* bad.
Duo Maxwell: Really? I've always wanted a few bad dogs.
Guest196: I know where you can get two of them, cheap!

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Duo thinks he might be a fish...

Guest196: Tell me about Gundam.
Duo Maxwell: I'm not an expert in the subject. Maybe you should ask Heero. He knows everything!
Guest196: Aren't you a former Gundam pilot?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure there are some exceptions.
Guest196: Aren't you glad you're not a fish?
Duo Maxwell: That's what I've been trying to make you believe. My plan's working.
Guest196: Are you a fish?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a fish, too.
Guest196: I'm pretty sure I'm not a fish. I don't think you're a fish, either.
Duo Maxwell: Well, I think you're wrong.
Guest196: You're entitled to your opinion.